Fat Chrissy Teigen is pretty much banned from this site. Only because I don’t find her interesting or compelling… I did have a weird interraction with her a long time ago, where she praised the site for making her laugh…because guess what..the site is funny. Then a year later I went too far making fun of her, because what I’ve realized is that all these people have a breaking point, in some aspects they want everyone talking about them, but in other aspects of their fame leeching whore life, they want everyone talking nice, or soft teasing. They do not like dudes coming out calling them fat, this was pre-kids, calling them wallet fuckers who invested their pussy into the homosexual singer she has kids with, and knew that all she had to do was please that earner and she’d be fine… What I am sure she didn’t anticipate was that her twitter would go viral, people would think she’s a great voice for America, despite just being some fat tit, fat, ex bikini model who lives off some singer….and a career happened…. People think she’s real, truthful, but really she’s just a broken down misguided whore…. I celebrated her when she wanted to kill herself because I thought it was a good choice for her, but instead she ended up becoming relevant in pop culture for whatever fucking reason, giving whores everywhere hope that thy will matter too… Her big sloppy mom tits with no bra, on par with all the clickbait she’s produced over the years, should be banned from the site, but instead it’s my olive branch to mend our broken relationship…because I forgive her for being a cunt…but I can’t forgive her for this outfit with that body…you know because I remember her before she was fat…but always knew she’d grow into her tits as all busty asians do. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chrissy Teigen Big Fat Hard Nippled Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Chanel West Coast is so beat… I don’t even really know who Chanel West Coast is… I mean I know all about her, but only because she’s been consistently putting out smutty content since getting a weird fanbase from being on Rob Dyrdek’s show… It’s like she claims to be a rapper or singer, but as far as I’m concerned she’s just some too old to not be famous as a rapper yet, even though she’s grey area famous since she’s been on TV and people seem to hold that in high esteem and pay attention to you after having been on TV. She’s at sex tape level of fame, you know we’d all watch her fuck, because we know the name enough to think it’s more important than amateur porn….but we don’t actually know her music, and would not actually go to her club appearances she only gets because she’s been on TV… But the good news is she’s wearing bike shorts, they are in style and trendy, unlike her music… And she’s twerking like a white girl tying to seduce the black guys in….as everyone knows the black twitter, instagram and memes is where the internet market is at now….careers can be made off this…and not just TheShadeRoom….other things too. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chanel West Coast Bike Short Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
ALAIA BALDWIN is Stephen Baldwin’s 25 year old daughter…. She is Hailey Baldwin’s sister… I accidentally followed her on social media, as you do when you’re scrolling though sluts on the popular page, who are popular because they have that very important American last name. We can assume that like Hailey, she was raised in the church, you know because Stephen found god to get over his drug addiction, as weak people often do. We can assume that like Hailey, she thinks her higher purpose is to spread the word of the lord, despite being vapid shamless exhibitionist cunts sexing up the internet in their own self produced erotica, that triggers people to jack off to them, which is against the bible’s way, causing total fucking conflict and confusion, because how can you be a Jesus Freak of the Church and an Instagram THot.. Is it because Jesus forgives, and saves, and even if you kill someone you can divert your guilt to him, by saying he loves you because you accept him in your heart. Is being a Jesus freak an excuse or scape goat that means you don’t have to be accountable for shit? It’s God’s will, God’s Way, God’s Plan…instead of being like…”yeah I post slutty pics on the internet for attention, like a false idol, so what, I’m a baldwin and without slutty selfies, I’m nothing…I’m doomed”…. I don’t get it or really care, I just wanted to share that there are more than just Hailey Baldwins but als Alaia Baldwins…and the real question is, when you’re last name is BALD, how bald do you keep your pussies for Jesus / Bieber / Stephen…Hopefully not too bald, because I love bush, bush is finally trendy, and shaving your pussy when you’re of God, seems a little against the way of the NUN…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alaia Baldwin is the Other Baldwin Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rachel Zoe brought her nipple out to remind you all who Rachel Zoe is… She was a stylist at the peak of Lohan/Richie and all those other young slutty celebrities, and she is the reason they all got skinny, and in them getting skinny, they put a ton of pressure on the teenage girls of that era to be skinny, all of whom are around 18 now and all of whom are superficial little sluts who aren’t fat and dress half naked. So if anything Rachel Zoe deserves some fuckin’ love and we should be celebrating her… I think anyone who encouraged women to be skinny, to be slutty, to be half naked, paved the way, like an innovator for the whole social media experience of self involved cunts….which has produced a whole lot of slutty. I think we should look at her breast, as the lifeline, the milk source to a world of people who have been jerked off to by many. I don’t know what she does now, I won’t bother googling that, but since Kim K is still out there being famous, it’s safe to say so is this one…cashing in…titties out….free the nip in this braless generation…it’s the fashions of the time. The post Rachel Zoe Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s Margot Robbie all pregnant and shit, because she’s an actress who takes her role as Sharon Tate real fucking seriously, and knows that if she doesn’t actually have a real baby cut out of her, she’s not a good enough actor to pull it off or make it believable. So for the love of her craft and the love of getting Oscar nominations despite just being some slutty Australian girl who was in the right place at the right time and America decided to make her one of their top stars….she went out there to prepare for her role by having pervert directors / rapists cum in her…like the real Sharon Tate….only to prep for the execution of said baby when the murder scene shoots…so that the tears are real….the screams real… It’s Hollywood, they can get away with murder and Tarantino is a sick fuck who supports this behavior… I guess what I am trying to get at is that America likes blonde chicks, because Margot Robbie exists. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Margot Robbie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This titty pic of Sara Sampaio may already be out there and old news, I don’t actually pay attention and post a lot of the same shit twice. It’s called being a sloppy, disorganized, blogger who likes to drink. That said, I find it interesting that Sara Sampaio is titty out in this pic, pretty much dick on dick with Stella Maxwell, who you may know as the Hollywood Model Dyke who fucks and dates Hollywood girls you didn’t know were dykes, because you didn’t want to believe they were dykes, even though everything about them, from their lesbian haircut to their jeans screamed dyke, because you were blinded by the Twilight Saga…and truly believed in her Robert Pattison love affair….even though nothing on TV is real… That’s not what I find interesting…I find it interesting that last year she went on a media tour, Sara Sampaio not Stella Maxwell who’s media tours involve a different tactic to be relevant called fucking famous chicks, where Sara Sampaio’s involve whining about being published nude in photos she signed off on, claiming assault…yet when VS, the people at Victoria’s Secret say “pull your tit out trick, we pay you lots and can end you”…she does it no complaints…seems bullshit to me…but there’s tits out so that’s good. A step in the right direction. The post Sara Sampaio and Stella Maxwell TIt on Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Judy Greer got nude for the Jim Carey show KIDDING She is either Richard Greer’s wife, or daughter, or Pam Greer’s sister…or just some 43 year old who is topless on the Jim Carey show KIDDING, where he plays a tormented children’s show host, and she plays his asshole wife….who fucks her co-workers and uses his children’s show money to buy herself Range Rovers…while he’s out there trying to navigate Tara Lipinski and some bitch with cancer’s sexting… She’s probably better knows as Fatty Magoo on It’s Always Sunny, the Voice of Cheryl Tunt in Archer, Magigie Lang in Ant Man…I’m reciting her WIKIPEDIA here…you can just do it yourself, my focus is more on the tits in the TUB…than the what got her to being paid to show her tits in the tub……that’s my job, the rest is on you. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Judy Greer Old Lady Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Selena Gomez posted up an ass pic in a pair of red pants that I would call period pants….and that I have called period pants over the years…once to a girl singing Soldier Boy because it was that long ago…which resulted in her friends attacking me and throwing drinks on me at some party only a few years ago…calling me a misogynist because I guess you can’t joke around about period pants or pants that would disguise your period stains better than white or beige pants…it is misogyny…and apparently you can’t tell girls in the grocery store who smell like period that they smell like period…because we all know period smells..especially those of us who used to jerk off to old pads we found in the garbage room of the apartment complex. None of this has to do with Selena Gomez or her trying to showcase her ass, looking Latina, you know give the people some cultural flavor to her otherwise generic Hollywood souless and flavorless life…that only has some edge because of her fake tits and her terminal illness…. The post Selena Gomez Period Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Szohr rhymes with whore, or sore, which would be what you’d expect to find on the genitals of both Nina Dobrev and herself, because they are both washed up starts from yesteryear… One was on Gossip Girl, a show no one remembers except maybe Blake Lively…and the other on Vampire Diaries…both at the top of the charts getting paid to act which I guess was a big deal…10 fucking years ago…but who now are just normal 30 year olds out at the party sniffing each other’s asses for a picture… Jessica Szohr rhymes with whore looking like she’s put on some weight…Nina Dobrev short shorts never too short….both to girls living, at a festival maybe, I know seeing 33 year olds acting like 20 year olds is all over social media, so why wouldn’t these actors who were famous pre social media, jump on that, since they’ve had a taste of the fame and love the attention….sniffing each other’s asses like a pack of dogs fighting over attention like it was a piece of raw meat in the junkyard… The post Jessica Szohr Sniffing Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Taylor Swift is in a pair of shorts, with what looks like a new booty, looking like shit cuz she’s old and lazy now, she doesn’t need to work now, cuz she’s Taylor Swift now…rich as fuck, famous as fuck…and can almost do no wrong, until she gets stupid…hanging with black dudes, some black on blonde shit, loving that BBC cuz it’s the only thing that fits in her banged out by everyone she’s ever sang about cunt…. She’s in the news lately, cuz she’s got stupid….she told the people she’s going to vote Democratic, because I guess she hates Trump, when she should have just kept her mouth shut. I don’t know why it’s a trend to promote your political party of choice, social media rapes us with that daily….When you’re out there being a vapid cunt for the masses, be a massive cunt for the masses, we don’t care what party they support keep it to your damn self….but you egos gotta be crazy, and fit in with your friends, when you’re just some selfish money grubber wanting money…so you alienate your fans….you idiot… I mean sure Taylor Swift can do no wrong, but she is contributing to this whole dividing of America from race and gender and political party, which is the real fucking issue. People are hot headed on their party, they rant about it all day, like there will be another Civil War, then this woman who is a fucking singer for everyone decides to make her point clear that she is liberal…. Entertainers should just keep their mouth’s shut, but they can’t, cuz they think they are important, because you made them important. They think it is their duty to use their influencer to manipulate or win over their audience to follow their lead…..but they don’t realize that they are so far removed from America, even though they sell to America because they live fantasy lives, in an alternate Universe. Sure we’re all on the same planet, but their coddled, rich and famous lives are so not a reality anyone who isn’t Taylor Swift can relate to….. So she’s got no business telling people how to think, it’s like sit on your money and all the cock you sing about and shut the fuck up. Dance monkey, that’s what you do…dance…you fucking monkey….you get paid to entertain us, and you barely do that…you don’t get paid to have a fucking opinion… So to the man who got fired from a factory and can’t afford to pay for his cunt daughter’s shorts she saw Taylor wearing on Instagram, to look like Taylor Swift…or take off for boys on Snapchat….and can’t afford to pay for her tickets that make her wealthier than she already is, because her prices are insane…and she can’t just give her show away for free, she needs to make hundreds of millions of dollars more than she already has…it’d be crazy to give back to the people…Taylor’s opinion can suck a dick like she does… I find it offensive, when a girl who exploited country music to exist as a wholesome slut with boy problems for girls to relate to, 80 percent of her fans are trailer trash still buying CDs….liberal lesbians she is trying to relate to don’t listen to Taylor Swift music..they listen to lesbian folk music….yet she tries to enforce her opinion…and the fact she’s trying to enforce her opinion of anything on anyone…because it means they don’t realize how detached they are…and lacking that self awareness makes me think the narcissistic cunt is the coddled self involved idiot with no clue….who doesn’t quite know her place… Now I’ve always hated Taylor Swift, but hearing her get shit for being a Democrat by her Republican fans gives me hope that everyone will turn on her…because America is hot, Taylor is not….. Democrat or Republican…keep it to your damn self I’m tired of hearing it. Just sing and dance bitch….even though everything about her, even Political Unrest is boring…because she can’t help it…she’s just fucking boring…and probably fucks boring but she’s not sharing that with us…just the other kind of masturbatory fodder…that’s not even interesting….asshole.. The post Democrat Taylor Swift has an Opinion and her Ass Out in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
