Terry Richardson has used his celebrity to milk some girl who wants her own celebrity and who is willing to get topless and show off her great big tits, because shit….this famous fashion photographer wants pics of her when he can have pics of anyone….in what is probably one the better scams in fashion….and the whole reason why I am making this site a fashion site…cuz let’s face it….willing, free, topless girls…are amazing… Hot tits. Shot by Terry Ricardson
I am a pretty serious Miley Cyrus fan….despite being average at best, she’s managed to make a fortune, dress in a way that makes her look hot as fuck, but more importantly, that has influenced teen girls everywhere to copy, making them look hot as fuck….She’s an icon that no longer annoys me, except if I really think about it, cuz I always start to hate girls who aren’t sitting on my face, even though I also hate every girl who is sitting on my face, mainly cuz they smell like fucking shit… Not sure where I am going with this, just gonna post the pics of Miley in Marie Claire…
The best thing about these Gwen Stefani bikini pics is that she decided to tuck in her dick as to not alienate some of us who like bikinis, but don’t like seeing testicles in bikinis, even though her Bi-sexual boyfriend and overly muscular body, tell us that they are there somewhere…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have a feeling most of you bitter losers are going to love this video because for some reason….we like seeing people fail…especially when the person failing are young millionaires, either self made or trust funders, rich enough to have a Ferrari and a model looking girlfriend…you know the kind of guy you kinda wish you were, but would never admit you did, because it is pretty pathetic that deep down you aspire to be some lame rich kid, with a model girlfriend, who may or may not be actually lame, but who is pretty hysterical when he runs over a cops foot and gets himself arrested to avoid a ticket, one of those logical moves that his lawyers will get him out of, that are so not gangster, but are so ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as seeing him struggle on the ground like a little pussy that cops will make a lesson out of, cuz every hard worker hates punks like this, even if they are self made, they are still fucking annoying….
I haven’t watched the Olympics at all, I don’t give a fuck about them, but saw this video of the hottest Olympic pussy edit and figured that since you’re a gang of perverts, I might as well post it for you…1,000,000 people have seen it, it was posted 10 days ago, I’m really on the fucking ball with this one….the good news is that I didn’t even bother watching it but expect you to….
Turns out that GQ Russia is a fucking porn magazine that gets pornstars posing naked as most porn mags do….and that makes it substantially better than all the other GQ magazines around the world that aren’t pornographic…even though porn is what the people want to fucking see… She’s a Vivid contract girl and Vivid are my homies, so I am kind hurt they have not send her up to film a scene on my dick, according to her wikipedia she’s a lesbian, but my clit sized dick and fishy scent can double as a vagina if she’s medicated enough… She’s playing the next Emmanuelle, which is apparently a big deal….but I just like that she doesn’t have fake tits, but more importantly, that the Russian have beat the Americans to bringing porn to the mainstream, like they beat the Americans at Space Travel and in most Olympics back when they were communist…. Good times…
Georgia Salpa is some Greek attention seeking big titty trash who is getting attention for being some big titty trash, by posting her big tities on the internet….Her claim to her 188,000 twitter follower fame is that she was on Celebrity Big Brother, even though she’s not quite a celebrity to being with and the celebrity she has become since doing the show is probably less to do with being on TV and more to do with showing off her fucking tits on the internet, a place for virgin losers who love tits cuz they never get to touch tits, something you know all too much about!!
Katy Perry offends me, even when she is photoshopped skinny…or tight bodied….even when she’s showing her tits cuz her Josie and the Pussycat…brainwash the youth for evil record companies….just doesn’t work for me…if anything, it makes me want to become a vigilante, and dress up in some Mexican spandex to rid the world of her kind and arrest her for crimes against our freedoms…but I know that if I did try to stop her and citizen arrest her, I’d get sucked in by her tits and money, and all I’d want to do is jerk off on her acne scarred face, while grabbing on her fat tits and ignoring her fucking cankles, cuz I am a weak man….but from my computer I can say…despite her religious roots…she’s evil…be careful…
The Paperboy debuted at the Cannes Film Festival and is based on the true story of a southern woman who falls in love with a convicted killer. It stars a very impressive cast of Nicole Kidman, John Cusack and Matthew McConaughey and it deals with some serious issues. But it also features Zac Efron in his underwear! Forgive us, but that’s our main takeaway from the following trailer, as the former High School Musical actor sheds his teen image by slow-dancing with Kidman… in a pair of tighty-whities. Seriously, this is what we call breaking movie news . Watch for yourself:
The most depressing thing about these pics is not that she isn’t showing her nipples. but is instead showing her back, because let’s face it, Miley doesn’t have to post nude yet, or really even ever, because she is set of life and the day she does pose nude, it won’t bee about the money, but about the glory that comes with the attention you get when you pose nude….you see cuz bitches never pose nude at their peak…they always pose nude when they have fallen off both physically or emotionally or mentally…. The most depressing thing about these pics, is that I know they are old cuz she is blonde now… I’m just gonna go kill myself, or catch up on my Teen Beat reading….I haven’t decided yet.. .
