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Candice Swanepoel in her Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret, but I can stare at a half naked Candice Swanepoel for days, I know this, becasue I have done it. She is perfection and the benchmark I put all girls against, so if you don’t think you are as good as she is, you probably aren’t, and I think it is important you know that makes you less of a woman…sure someone will fuck you, someone will knock you up, but you’re never gonna be the hottest person to them…you got a life of feeling inadequate ahead of you….but don’t worry, so do I….

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Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz is Penelope Cruz’s younger, hottter, less successful but thanks to that lack of success, and feelings of inadequacies, you know always comparing herself to her Oscar winning superstar sister, she’s willing to put up a fight to break down barriers, to get herself out there, so people know that the Cruz’s are more than just Penelope, and she’s doing that by partnering up with the hottest lingerie company around, Agent Provocateur, and is half naked in their latest campaign…all 1800s Jack the Ripper, hooker inspired, Syphilis ridden, septic filled streets greatness…..It’s pretty fucking hot, but I like all eras that aren’t this era…especially with half naked girls with daddy issues trying to outdo their older sisters to make a name for themselves…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Agent-Provocateur-Monica-Cruz.flv

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Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz is Penelope Cruz’s younger, hottter, less successful but thanks to that lack of success, and feelings of inadequacies, you know always comparing herself to her Oscar winning superstar sister, she’s willing to put up a fight to break down barriers, to get herself out there, so people know that the Cruz’s are more than just Penelope, and she’s doing that by partnering up with the hottest lingerie company around, Agent Provocateur, and is half naked in their latest campaign…all 1800s Jack the Ripper, hooker inspired, Syphilis ridden, septic filled streets greatness…..It’s pretty fucking hot, but I like all eras that aren’t this era…especially with half naked girls with daddy issues trying to outdo their older sisters to make a name for themselves…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Agent-Provocateur-Monica-Cruz.flv

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Penny Lancaster Scratching her Pussy of the Day

You know what isn’t hot…Rod Stewart’s thick as fuck, monster of a wife, rocking a whole lot of baby weight on her huge model who was always large, frame…..wearing a bikini….but not just wearing a bikini…but also abusing her fucking self in a bikinig…hand deep in her bottoms…scratching something…or removing something that I can only assume is Rod Stewart….his a mini-man and she makes for a warm pod when playing “re-birth”…something he should look into for his career….if anything it is actually disgusting…at least when you stare and try to understand what is triggering this public behavior….from bad shave…to bad herpes…it’s anyone’s guess…..

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Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow…. To See Some Pics of her Walking her Dog FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow…. To See Some Pics of her Walking her Dog FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cintia Dicker in Bikinis for Wildfox of the Day

Wildfox is some hipster clothing line that is smart enough to hire a hot, famous, red headed, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model, named Cintia Dicker for the most recent swim campaigns…. Cintia Dicker always reminds me that I have never fucked a red head, cuz the red heads I knew growing up, were not hot model types…but were the freaks red heads are marketed as….all strong, awkward, pale and out of a horror movie….leading to confusion when reading Archie comics, trying to understand why he was always tempted by the red head, but more importantly, leading to being grossed the fuck out when I realized the fire crotch existede…. But now…I just want to dick Cintia Dicker…and other red heads but they are their own species and they know I wronged at least one of their kind years ago…meaning it will probably never happen…but at least I can stare at her in her half nakedness…..it is better than nothing.

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Megan Fox in her Underwear for a Movie Trailer of the Day

Thanks to modern technology – there is always going to be access to a half naked Megan Fox before she was pregnant….and thank to post partum and a hatred for the baby who ruined your career and the man who polluted you with the baby that ruined your career through brain washing and guilt tripping, coupled with a need to make money, cuz the guy you let pollute you with a baby is not really a money maker, and 90210 money from the 90s can’t last forever….along with the fact that there are countless…millions even…hot girls who are more appealing than Alba who are fighting for the same gigs…and who are willing to get naked for those roles….I can assume she’ll be naked in movies before she dies…and it may be something to look forward to, depending on how she bounces back….

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Brittany Palmer 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

I am a firm believer that the UFC should not be as popular as it is…more importantly, that the low level trash, Vegas show girl, ex stripper ass that is made into a celebrity for being a part of the shit should not be as popular as they are….it gives them an unrealistic sense of importance, celebrity, and attitude that doesn’t properly represent their willingness to suck a fucking dick a few years ago to help pay rent…..because they are the only straight thing in an otherwise real homo sporting experience….who cares….here ais some bullshit pics of her 2013 Calendar photoshoot that is just as ridiculous as her career….cuz who the fuck uses Calendars these days….we landed a probe on Mars people….

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Daisy Fuentes Hot Ass for Twitter of the Day

Daisy Fuentes is not dead, but she is an old as fuck….This cubano is practically 100 fucking years old at leat in terms of relevance and sex appeal….she was an MTV host in 1988…..and that may not seem like it was that long ago…but it was that fucking long ago…and I fuck girls who are younger than that…born in 1993 yo….. Either way, she can’t let go and brought some America’s Funniest Home Videos gone nuts…20 years later….but the real what the fuck….is that she’s not as disgusting as you’d expect a 50 year old Cuban and her 10 babies to be….if anything she’s kinda hot behind his filter…. I feel like this may not even be her….

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