Micaela Schaefer is pretty amazing, not in a talented, interesting or original way….strictly in a self promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a glamour model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to toplessness, publicity stunts, that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, all it takes is tits… These are some pics from her topless calendar, that I can only assume she’s producing herself, and that is like every topless, implant titty photoshoot before it….all low level stripper quality and shit…and I am into it….
Alex Vega seems interesting….but that’s just because she’s some 23 year old who I haven’t heard of but for those of you perverts who track child stars, she’s the girl from Spy Kids and Twister…..and it is always fun to see some child star who you never noticed have tits…and if you did because you are weird and are into that….you don’t care about the tits, you’re more into cross-referencing her work in 1996 cuz DVDs make her 12 forever….at least for your masturbation purposes…unless you’re one of those weirdos into child stars cuz you predict how hot they are going to grow up to be…not like a pedophile, but like a person who likes to plan and wait for his jerk off opportunity, you know watch it grow…and today is the day….which makes sense cuz it turns out she’s married to a 36 year old and is into that daddy issue shit…it also turns out that she’s a gymnast….this girl is nothing but a win….
I follow Aubrey O’Day on Instagram, so I saw these pics as she posted them, and I commented on them calling her out for being a pig rolling in the mud and other fun, mean spirited jokes that don’t represent the fact that I’d totally let her smother me to death with her fat ass, even if I find her fat ass a disappointment as far as asses go, because I am used to disappointment, and the fact that she’s been on TV makes her relevant enough to be a good story….I mean pretty much the same reason I’d bang Oprah, Rosie, Whoopi Goldberg and all other gross pussy that’s been labeled a celebrity for whatever glitch in the universe reason…. I do dig that she’s giving some half naked low quality pics to her fan base and haters like me….cuz it is more interesting than her not being half naked….especially when she was destined to be a hooker, she just got side tracked.
Katy Perry is doing high fashion and it is hilarious…. This busty pop tart trash is not exploiting her busty….she’s just doing some futuristic robot shit…and looks like an idiot….trying too hard…which is kinda her thing… The only good thing about it is that her face looks better than ever….if only photoshop made masks people could wear to cover up their ugly…. The major fail in this shoot is that it isn’t topless….titties for fashion motherfuckers…..but that’s probably because Katy Perry isn’t a real model, she’s just pretending to be one, and that is unfortunate, cuz I’d like to see her topless…..but she knows she can’t show off he only thing she has going for her…the only thing authentic and mysterious that will keep people looking…..she probably also knows she has no business being in magazines….and if she doesn’t, maybe these pics will be a reminder… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER BIG CLEAVAGE AT AN EVENT FOLLOW THIS LINK
Lucy Mecklenburgh is on some show called the TOWNIES, which is some UK garbage that I assume is like Jersey Shore, but I don’t know what Sussex is, or why anyone cares about it, cuz I am not from the UK…I just know the bitch who is on the show self promoting herself was out in a white bikini, and that’s all it really takes to matter for me….I don’t give a fuck about body, shape or size…sure I like bitches fit and tight…but if they are half naked I’ll stare regardless of whether I like what I am seeing or not…cuz that’s all part of being a pervert….something I’m 80 percent sure I am…. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lucy Mecklenburgh in a White Bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK
Britney Spears bores me. The only thing good about her was back when she was 17 and doing that School Girl fetish shit, and even then I wasn’t sold on her, it wasn’t until the major breakdowns and the fat years that I had confidence she had anything of substance to offer the world…from getting knocked up by a ghetto white dude who pretended to be black….to shaving her head….and flashing her mom vagina to the paparazzi…she had so much potential…then she got locked down, medicated and boring…and showing some cleavage for some show she’s judging just doesn’t inspire…if anything…it just reminds me of what we’ve lost here…. To See The Rest of the Pics of Britney Spears X-Factor Cleavage FOLLOW THIS LINK
I hate Lana Del Rey….I don’t find her or her fucked up fake lips hot….her body is uninteresting and so are her performances…this bitch needs a fucking studio and computers to make her come across as anything worth bothering with…but she is a viral sensation, people are into it……so even if I hate it…she still exists… Luckily, I have this incredible skill called being capable of looking up any fucking skirt on stage and holding a mic like a cock, everyday pornography…..even if I can’t actual see any panty or labia….because I’m talented like that…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I hate Lana Del Rey….I don’t find her or her fucked up fake lips hot….her body is uninteresting and so are her performances…this bitch needs a fucking studio and computers to make her come across as anything worth bothering with…but she is a viral sensation, people are into it……so even if I hate it…she still exists… Luckily, I have this incredible skill called being capable of looking up any fucking skirt on stage and holding a mic like a cock, everyday pornography…..even if I can’t actual see any panty or labia….because I’m talented like that…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Having a site called DrunkenStepfather has been a curse, cuz people think I am some kind of weirdo who fantasizes about fucking my stepdaughters, even though I do have sex with my stepdaughters when they let me, usually at family functions, but they are over 18….It is not like I am a creep or something….but for some reason…people think I am…and instead of realizing I make sluts famous…they just assume I’m into jailbait….when my favorite age is 20 with enough experience under their belt to not annoy me with everything they say…and with bad blow jobs…. Point being, I don’t care for this Kendall Jennner under 18 year old in her bikini, but I like her better than the rest of her evil monster mash family….but that’s just cuz she’s fit….young and tight…like so many girls I see Roaming the streets in booty shorts making the world full of sex offenders cuz every dude I know appreciates the shit…that is what makes us dudes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Aubrey O’Day is the fucking worst….I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice to know that I hate her but at least she has some structure to her hustle…. She’s shooting a new video that Debbie Gibson may have produced, which is pretty fucking hurting to being with and she’s already lost my interest….which is OK cuz I lost interest in her piggy look before I even know who she was or why the paparazzi were taking pics of her…. So Diddy banged her, who fucking cares, I know three girls Diddy banged over the last decade, all were treated like shit by him, none went on to make albums with 80s has beens….all knew their place as whores… But Aubrey, Aubrey is different, she thinks she’s good, smart, pretty, talented, funny….she really is convinced she’s the whole package and I blame her dad for giving her too much positive attention…but not enough positive attention to leave her molested and confused, hating herself and asking “Why?” The only good news is that she was smart enough to use her fakers tits and squeeze her obesity into some tight outfit that made her look semi appealing, especially to darker skinned folks, like Denzel….for a bunch of Instagram photos she took for her facebook/twitter/instagram fans….social networking in it’s most basic form…doing the Tila Tequila…like this shit was Myspace…..only I was blowing up her comments, and her fans aren’t as loyal as Tila Tequila’s army …. Here are the shitty pics….
