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Jessica Rafalowski’s Sweet Booty At Home

I guess Esquire magazine is running out of actual celebrity hotties to pose for their

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Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Shape of the Day

Maria Menounos is greek and does anal….she also does shape magazine where she is photoshopped to shit in a bikini and I don’t mind…cuz I like unattainable body image issues and insecurities in girls…..even though she’s far more fun in a bikini when FLASHING HER CUNT …..She looks good even if she doesn’t really matter….

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Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover of the Day

My friends over at Playboy took a risky strategy that I can only blame on Heff’s dying, strokes, totaly disconnect from what people actually want to see, that comes in the form of Jenny McCarthy showing off her naked body in Playboy like it was 1999 and she was just starting up her career, instead of it being 2012, when her career has pretty much hit a brick wall…..and I guess the only hope is that her implants are only 16 years old, so we can stare at those like sex offenders, when her AUSTISTIC child making rest of her get ignored…. I don’t care how fit bitch is, there comes an age when you put your clothes back on and never take them off, where publicity stunts come in the form of attempted suicide and drunk driving…not showing off bush she’s already been quoted as saying she grew out to cover up her old mangled lips… Either way, disaster…but I’ll post the rest of the pics when they drop….cuz I like disasters in the form of the woman form.

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Terry Richardson Shoots Tori the Topless Bitch of the Day

The nice thing about being Terry Richardson is probably the very littlee effort that goes into getting random girls named Tori to get topless for you….at least I assume the conversation went like this “OMG You’re Terry Richardson, I want you to take pics of me naked, I’ll even suck your dick”…because all girls are groupies and all girls are whores…and thank god for that, because without the whores, I’d have nothing to live for…. Either way, this Tori bitch, no matter what the reason, or how her meeting Terry Richardson went down…It happened, and it made for some pretty hot pics that are totally worth looking at…cuz a half naked bitch, is a half naked bitch….just some half naked bitches are hotter and paid more by the hour…. It all works out in the end….

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Terry Richardson Shoots Tori the Topless Bitch of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr is today’s hot mom in a bikini body to remind you as you stare at your wife’s gut in the backyard tanning this weekend as she drinks a beer, that she’s wronged you, lied to you, and is in turn ruining your life by telling herself it is ok to let herself go because she’s not getting paid 10 million a year to show off her body….when in reality…it is never ok to let yourself go…you lazy fucking pig who needs to stop the processed food, fast food, sweets and carbs cuz that’s why you are a fucking fatty, hit the fucking gym even if you’re tired cuz you’re poor, a mom of 4, and stop the fucking potato chips…..cuz every human can be built like Miranda Kerr, it just takes work, work you’re wife won’t put it, even though she expects you to work to pay the mortgage and give her the good life…..This lie has to fucking end.

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Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr is today’s hot mom in a bikini body to remind you as you stare at your wife’s gut in the backyard tanning this weekend as she drinks a beer, that she’s wronged you, lied to you, and is in turn ruining your life by telling herself it is ok to let herself go because she’s not getting paid 10 million a year to show off her body….when in reality…it is never ok to let yourself go…you lazy fucking pig who needs to stop the processed food, fast food, sweets and carbs cuz that’s why you are a fucking fatty, hit the fucking gym even if you’re tired cuz you’re poor, a mom of 4, and stop the fucking potato chips…..cuz every human can be built like Miranda Kerr, it just takes work, work you’re wife won’t put it, even though she expects you to work to pay the mortgage and give her the good life…..This lie has to fucking end.

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Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Emma Stone in a See Thru at the Spiderman Premiere of the Day

Emma Stone is some boring shit. She is even boring when I posted her IN HER BIKINI ….and I find every fucking girl in her bikini hot….even fat bitches because it is amazing trying to figure out how they let themselves do that to themselves….but Emma Stone might as well been a dude in a bikini, only a dude in a bikini would have been more interesting to look at thanks to the comedic aspect……she’s just overrated shit….and she was at the premiere for The Amazing Spiderman in Paris like she was Kirsten Dunst…. and they say she’s in a See Through, but I doubt her brain would have the capacity to deliver that kind of fun you know since this whole lot of pale fucking skin is notoriously boring as fuck….nerds just like her cuz they assume she’d sleep with them…like they have a chance and not even in their delusional way….based on fact that she’s reallly not great…she’s gotta work on that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emma Stone in a See Thru at the Spiderman Premiere of the Day

Aida Yespica’s Hot Ass in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

AIDA YESPICA is some South American mom/ Pageant winner who has posed nude in the past and who spent the better part of January in her bikini, showing off her awesome South American Ass and implants, cuz South American girls have shitty fucking tits and some take the plunge to save them, while others just breed and get fatter and fatter and fatter, luckily AIDA is too fucking vain for that….rockin’ out hard bodied, looking good cuz we don’t have to see what damage the birthing process had on her whore equipment, cuz she’s wearing bikini bottoms….Smart Move….I guess not all hispanics are half retarded, emotionally driven, drug smuggling farmers…..Some of them are perfect fucking bodies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pixie Lott Shitty Concert Upskirt of the Day

PIXIE LOTT is some UK Popstar trash who has more importantly FLASHED HER ASS ON STAGE IN THE PAST ….because every fabricated, boring as fuck, popstar act, especially from the UK, needs a little sleaze and scandal to not really feel like they’ve sold their soul in exchange for a paycheck that is far better than the one they’d get waiting tables, plus they get to rockout on stage for people to scream at them like they fucking matter…..it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts I can look up, so Pixie Lott is a fucking star to me…with staying power I would like to see dripping off my dick…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Genvieve Morton In a Bikini With Rockin’ Tits for SI of the Day

I am on the Genvieve Morton kick right now…..you see after FHM South Africa…the most reputable publication in South Africa announced he was the hottest bitch in South Africa, I had to hit the internet and dig up this video of her in her bikini, showcasing all her big tits had to offer, for SI, that may have just dropped, but could have also been released months ago, none of which really matters, because before today’s announcement that shee is the hottest shit in South Africa, she didn’t matter….or maybe she did…I just didn’t pay attention….cuz I never pay attention….

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Genvieve Morton In a Bikini With Rockin’ Tits for SI of the Day