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Jessica Lowndes Horrible Upskirt of the Day

I don’t think Canadian Jessica Lowndes is hot…That may be because I know how snobby and annoying Canadians who move to LA to be on shitty shows that should never have happened, but digital channels allow for a lot of empty timeslots and 90210 was a big deal at one point in time, why not give it another go with new assholes in place of the old assholes….which is exactly what they did…. I also don’t think this trash….is at the level of fame where her upskirts should come stock with labia…or clit…or really anything vaginal…..cuz this panty shit isn’t doing it for me…it’s weak and a sign of someone who isn’t serious about being a famous low level celebirty….send her cunt back to her igloo to sort it out while working out her inner thighs….enough of this high life….she doesn’t deserve it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos Try to Serve Kate Upton’s Bad Dancing of the Day

Melanie Iglesisas, who is a Youtube star, and much like Kate Upton, has been able to secure her own level of internet fame, cuz dudes like hot girls who get half naked for attention….only unlike Kate Upton, she’s more of a low level bottom feeder, who lands shows on MTV2 and spreads in Maxim…where as Kate Upon does high fashion, is a real model, and despite me finding her overrated, she’s still next level compared to this Melanie Trash…. Either way, they did a failed video attempt to school Kate Upton in bad dancing, or the Cat Daddy Dance even though Kate Upton’s bad dancing was done in a skimpy bikini , while these bitches just look like Cubano Cholos from South Beach about to get pregnant before high school grad….. Boring – but 1,000,000 of her fans already watched it, I figured I might as well endorse a desperate cunt as hard as I generally like to fuck desperate cunts.

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Ariany Celeste Does FHM Half Naked of the Day

Here’s some Arianny Celeste for the lowest common denominator reader this site gets that probably doesn’t know how to read…..the UFC fan….you know who appreciates her showgirl titties between the rounds to justify the boner they have from watching 2 dudes fighting half naked for hours… I don’t give a fuck about Arianny Celeste, but I do like her legal team. They threatened me with a lawsuit cuz I posted pics of her naked on her balcony that were obtained illegally in the state of Florida….and they were very friendly about the whole thing….probably cuz they know any cunt going out on her balcony naked deserves to have pictures taken of her….especially when that was the plan all along – you know to get her name and implants out there to the world that isn’t into the homosexuality of UFC…. She’s in FHM…the premiere magazine of useless bitches in lingerie/bikinis that haven’t reinvented themselves, other than naming a fat chick their number 1, on their bullshit list of hot girls….who cares…here are the pics of her strategic non nudity that is far less interesting than her actual nudity for you…..

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LeAnn Rimes in her Bikini after Renewing Her Vows of the Day

Biggest joke in LeAnn Rimes other than being LeAnn Rimes is that she renewed her wedding vows with her husband – because they’ve been married a minute and felt it was time – you know since marriage and the sanctitude of marriage is so important to them – that’s why they both cheated on their last spouses when they found each other….that they can play off as being love at first sight, soul mates or whatever other bullshit they want, when we all know it was all about the fuck….and just cuz you marry the guy you cheated on your husband, who you vowed to be with til death do you part, clearly an empty promise on her part, still makes you a useless fucking whore of a person who happens to have her hard fake titty body in a bikini on this spiritual journey of bullshit love….fuck this cunt like it was married cuz marriage doesn’t matter – even if you double up with the same guy every fucking year until you’re cunt finally does die…while your face still looks 11 with all that freaky botox- you fucking monster or the kangaroos/ICE T in TANK GIRL….. that face is pulled back harder than her clit hood when she’s trying to squirt….I assume she does that…all the religious freaks do…. Speaking of Religious freaks…check this idiot out who says beat the gay out of your kids when they show signs of gay like wearing dresses and playing with dolls…. Playing with dolls as a kid is what led me to playing with stripper and hooker pussy….idiot….this makes me mad…because gay guys are our partners…they teach their female friends how to be slutty…ever see Sex and the City….the shit that inspired all girls to slutty career chicks, written by a homo….that shit is vital to us getting laid by the 27 – 35 year old crowd…….shit may have even inspired LeAnn Rimes, who was married to a gay dancer, to step up her game and homewreck….you see it all comes full circle…the journey that is my brain…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF LeAnn Rimes in a BI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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LeAnn Rimes in her Bikini after Renewing Her Vows of the Day

Miley Cyrus is Hiding from the Camera of the Day

Miley Cyrus has been on an attention whore mission….some people say it is cuz her boyfriend is becoming too famous and she wants him to know she’s still got it….you know unlike your wife who let herself get fat and disgusting…..I say who fucking cares what the reason is…she’s young, fit and wearing workout gear I want to fuck off her with my mouth and genitals…..that was until today…when instead of smiling she covered up…maybe because she had bad plastic surgery or dental surgery, hicks are known to have bad teeth, and really who fucking cares, she’s still in leggings and her face was never what she was about…her hotness came in her tight little package and if anything this screams a willingness to have her face buried in a pillow as you slam her from behind…which always works for me better than staring at awkward facial expressions or listening to comments about how her daddy does it better….not that I am ever gonna fuck Miley, but get what I’m saying her…and that is that her playing up for th paparazzi like a spoiled cunt screaming “don’t look at me….don’t look at me….even though I want you to look at me even more now that I am drawing attention to myself covering my face cuz I have a pimple”…..opens up a whole bag of new fetishes for those of us who want to do bad things to her……good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel is Modeling Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in her bikini showing us just how complex her life is….she had to wake up in a 5 star hotel or luxury villa in a bed more comfortable than anything you have ever slept in….only to be greeted by a staff who set out a spread of food and drink for her…from exotic fruits to anything she wanted…as they put make-up on her..only to get picked up in a luxury car….and taken to the beach 5 minutes away…where someone handed her bikinis that she had to put on….and lay in the sand while making faces at the camera….until lunch break….or until the weather gave out…giving her the rest of the day off, all expenses paid, more food and drink and 10,000 dollars or more….it’s a joke…but you know what…she’s good at looking good in a bikini and that should be compensated for appropriately so she continues to bring it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bar Refaeli in Short Shorts Making Faces in GQ of the Day

As much as I don’t like to celebrate the Holocaust, I know that without it, Israel wouldn’t exist as a haven for bikini clad Jewish girls on the beach….which is a fetish of mine…so it is kinda a love hate thing going on there…. And everytime I see Bar Refaeli half naked, showing off her body, that is apparently not even the hottest the Israel beaches have to offer, just the most famous, I have no choice but to appreciate the survival and perserverence of the hard working Jewish people….to make such a glorious thing happen….. Seriously, these short shorts in GQ Israel are nutty.

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Bar Refaeli in Short Shorts Making Faces in GQ of the Day

Kate Upton’s Modeling Bikinis Again of the Day

Take it in while you can…cuz this bitch isn’t gonna last forever….I already seen signs of her sloppiness coming…cuz tits this big don’t come as a stand alone item for long…the ass and gut always follow….at 19 it is all good…but by 23 – she’ll be rocking an eating disorder and an addiction to working out….making her lose her tits you love so much…por turning obese cuz that’s just how it happens…. I don’t know why Kate Upton’s internet fame for having big tits that lead to SI Covers in skimpy bikinis bothers me so much…I mean I’m as into watching her bad dancing in video…. But I guess I hate things that are marketed hard and overhyped….Here she is photoshopped modeling bullshit bikinis….

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LeAnn Rimes Still in a Bikini of the Day

LeAnn Rime on her romantic getaway….with the husband she stole from another woman…you know fucking the Jesus off his dick with her strongman vagina muscles while flexing the rest of her assless muscles….because Christians who denounce christianity are fucking weird…like this tormented Jesus girl I used to fuck…who could only cum if we played church music and I dressed like the virgin mary….good thing making girls cum has never been my thing…cuz after doing it once…I had enough with her mentally abused, brainwashed, weirdness….something LeAnn Rimes husband probably can’t keep up with but sure as hell tries….nymphos making up for lost time are stressful as hell for dudes you know….we aren’t fucking machines….literally. h TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Angela Lindvall Nipples for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the DAy

Angela Lindvall is a model and I have posted her TITTIES BEFORE …..and I’m doing it again…not because I have any feelings towards her other than liking any bitch who shows her tits for money and career advancement….or because I find these pics all that hot….I’m doing it cuz I have obsessive compulsive disorder and I post 90 percent of pictures I see in fashion magazines of nipples because when advertisers say “you’re a porn site”….I say “all my porn is from fashion magazines, thus I’m a fashion site, Where’s my private jet filled with models on its way to Paris”….unfortunately I don’t have advertisers….but I’m planning for a brighter tomorrow cocksucker….Here’s Angela Lansbury Lindvall’s tits for Turkey….in a magazine photoshoot the Arabs in Turkey are really proud of….but would be more into if she was wearing a bedsheet…

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Angela Lindvall Nipples for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the DAy