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Sofia Vergara’s Nipples for GQ Mexico of the Day

Leave it up to the Mexicans to deliver the fucking goods despite being marginalized for generations by the fat americans we cleean up after…. and it is not even Cinco de Mayo yet…. I mean I don’t think Sofia Vergara has shown her nipples in public in years, you know since she was sucking producer dick / using her Colombian connections to get onto a hit TV show….but the Mexican office of GQ changed that…they said fuck it, soon she’ll be too old to wanna fuck, let’s use these titties like they were on a spring break trip…cuz Mexicans, despite what you racists think, just get it…. Shit…this kind of thing makes me proud to be on of many JESUS MARTINEZ Here are the pics…MEXICO POWER!

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Chloe Sevigny in a Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about Chloe Sevigny was when she got AIDS in kids, thinking shit, no no one will fuck her knowing she has AIDS, making her a non sexual being, because I hate knowing overrated hipster trash that is hardly hot have sex….it fucks with my head….even though I’ve seen them give Vincent Gallo head in Brown Bunny as all part of her bullshit expressing herself as some kind of artist…..who really was probably just sucking dick on camera to prove that her ugly ass, despite getting AIDS in kid, is still good enough to suck dick… She’s in a bikini, who cares. She’s horrible looking…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Pics via my good friends at INFDaily.com

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Tits at the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner of the Day

I don’t know if the White House is trying to go pop, you know like an old timer who doesn’t really know what’s up so he invites the cool kids a few years too late, you know when they aren’t so cool anymore…..or if this is some kind of joke the White House is playing on the world….or if this is just where we are at in the grand scheme of America….where trash reigns supreme and anyone who has been on TV or in a Movie or in a Tabloid can attend their fucking events….From Kim Kardashian to Lohan…seems more like a Miami 5 star hotel on New Years than something remotely political…. Maybe, thee Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner was more about legalizing drugs, brining in Colombian Sofia Vergara who is famous due to drug cartel and their influence on Hollywood producers….Lohan someone who has been in and out of rehab….Rosario Dawson someone knows as a NYC club kid who openly does blow….and Kate Upton who will be on hard drugs as soon as she sees her ass start to catch up with her tits….you know as her metabolism slows and she becomes an Anna Nicoe Smith sequel…. But the good news is tha with low level trash comes titties and cleavage so click the pics to see more pics….of pics…pics pics pics….of bitches at this low level high profile event that is as classy as a crackhouse on the Sunset Strip…. Here’s Sofia Vergara Here’s Lindsay Lohan with Some Weird Looking Face and Sideboob I’d Like to Fuck Here’s Rosario Dawson Solid Spic Squatter Turned Famous Titties Here’s Kate Upton Covered her Tits Cuz She’s Tired of Being Typecast as Just Tits to Show Off her Wonky Face

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Amy Childs Upskirt of the Day

Amy Childs Not to Be Confused With Julia Childs ….even though Julia Childs is porn to me….blame PBS, my youth, her sexual ambiguity, experience and erotica voice…..is some busty UK bitch who is 22, has huge tits and is now flashing her panties to the paparazzi because it will get people talking about her, or at least she hopes….because that’s something all girls like her want..being some busty talentless slag is competitive ….so any and all attention is needed….something I always hope results in a sex tape…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Her Having an Upskirt FOLLOW THIS LINK BONUS – Here She is in a Slutty Strapless Dress http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=49762″ target=”_blank”> FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Still Turns Me On of the Day

I’ve been trying to seduce Miley Cyrus on twitter. I’ve asked her to treat me like the prize winning pig at the county fair….I’ve asked her to participate in incest roll playing games….but I just get ignored….realizing that she’s probably not into pretending the cock in her mouth is family, but is more into the cock in her mouth actually being family…you know she can taste the difference…..or maybe she’s just a snobby spoiled cunt who doesn’t bother with annoying comments on twitter cuz her inbred ass doesn’t know how to read or write…a small price to pay for dropping out of school for Disney and living an uneducated life with millions of dollars….leaving it up to one of her staff member who goes by the title of “MileyCyrus.com Social Media Manager”….who gets drunk after work and complains to her friends about how much of a cunt Miley is….like any bitter employee….a cunt I’d like to test it’s wetness with my penis….cuz Miley is hot. Here is the Video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE PICS OF HER HOT LITTLE TITTIES IN THIS OUTFIT GETTING INTO A CAR FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily Ratajkowski Hot in Titty Photoshoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfection. She’s a skinny bitch with big tits who is on some low level TV show, but who is more importantly willing to get naked in both fashion shoots and now in hipster shoots….which is a good thing cuz she’s a skinny bitch with big tits….who inspires me to find her and dedicate my life to making her marry me and have my babies…or at least let me cum in her….something that will likely get me arrested….leading to a life of prison rape instead of a life of breast feeding off this momma….something I’d be willing to risk…if I wasn’t so fucking lazy… Here are the pics of her tits in some hipster shoot….tits I’ve already had a sexual relationship with…even though we’ve never met….creepy like that.

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Christina Milian’s See Thru Dress of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom who annoys me….only because I was forced to watch The Voice the other day…that’s what trying to get laid does to you…it makes you weak and challenges you in ways you’d rather no be challenged….like staring at Christina Aguilera’s fat chick tits….or trying to figure out what Christina Milian’s gig on the show is….because she is their social network expert….telling them they are trending on twittter because I guess a lot of other dudes, like me, were trying to get laid…or please the woman they stupidly married thinking things would be good…. Well she wore a see through dress, I can’t figured it out….where are her nipples, does she have nipples? Did her baby chew them off, is this a black thing, is she black, was she attacked by a crow? I hear crows have good memories and seek revenge? I just don’t know….but I do see cleavage so some effort went into this…effort I’ll recognize…. Here’s the close-up: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan’s Chipmunk Face Gets Work of the Day

Here are some pics of a genetically modified Lindsay Lohan rocking her new chipmunk face on the set of Glee because apparently she got a Cameo spot, maybe this week they are singing songs from her album everyone forgot about…. I am pretty sure that she’s not getting paid for this, because that’s the place she’s at in her career, you know one step away from the final curtain being cast and evicted from Dancing with the Stars… but I like to view her on set being the reason she hasn’t answered my texts the last 6 months or more….you see for those of you who don’t know, me and Lohan were best text message friends for a few months when she was on drugs and a lesbian before the DUIs…and I haven’t been able to win her back…even though this is a time she needs me most…cuz I have great plans of K-Fedding her….that we can safely say won’t happen….partially because she’s so fucking busy… I mean come on look at these pics…where could she find the time to send me a titty pic between sitting around all day amongst a bunch of idiots you know as she filled her purse with the free food cuz she doesn’t have money for these kinds of luxuries anymore….. The whole thing is amazing….I love reality checks and life lessons that make someone who was so high up in career and spirit crash so hard..it is fun to watch the scramble. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mischa Barton’s AMazing Cleavage of the Day

Mischa Barton posted the above pic to twitter…..but it took the paparazzi to really get what we were looking for…her tit….tit that I didn’t know she had…but that I am glad she does have…because it balances out her DUMPY FUCKING ASS …. I have a few ongoing jokes about Mischa Barton….one was a death watch I set up a while ago that apparently was a little premature, unless of course this is a robot Mischa Barton, because at rock bottom she looked like death….another one I have is that I send Lindsay Lohan messages saying “At least you’re not Mischa Barton”….that she ignores….probably cuz the reality is that Mischa Barton has it better than her…and despite being dumpy as fuck…good things came from it….like these tits…while Lohan just looks like a bloated, botched surgery mess….that may be hot to me… cuz it shows her insecurity….but that isn’t hot….Either way, enough about Lohan, this post is about Mischa Barton’s comeback via tits…something I endorse. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jayde Nicole Upskirt of the Day

Jayde Nicole is the poor man’s SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD …..she’s some broken home Canadian with a single mother who probably had many boyfriends and the insight to tell her untalented daughter to get some fake tits and get in Playboy when she’s still young enough to have a shot….which is what she did….moving to LA only to be known for being in Playboy and maybe the last season of The Hills that was the last season of The Hills for a reason we call “no one watched the shit”…..leaving her on the mean streets trying to find her place as someone we’ve all seen naked and no longer care about…so she did the logical thing and flashed her panties….boring….possibly a step in the wrong direction since we’ve all seen her cunt …or can google to see her cunt ….but she’s doing the best her retard self can…. On a side note, I have seen her in person and she’s not hot. True fucking story…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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