Anne Hathaway is catwoman in some movie I am going to assume is the new batman….and this is her promo picture that I am posting to see how much traffic drops tomorrow after some of you virgin loser weirdos who visit the site actually die of excitement…you know staring and her photoshopped promo ass until your fucking mind explodes because this virgin loser comic book shit owns your fucking life and when hollywood integrates hot bitches into an otherwise pathetic life…shit goes fucking nuts…
Lisa Edelstein is some 44 year old jewish lady who is in the show House who decided to strip down for PETA despite being 44 years old…because I guess she feels that PETA is a good cause cuz killing animals is mean….so mean a motherfucker needs to get naked for the shit…. This is something that was probably barely hard for her to do because in the 1990s, she was a club kid named Lisa E, and if you know anything about New York club kids, they were try hard freaks who paved the way for hipsters today, doing tons of drugs all night, having lots of sex…getting aids…..and Lisa E was a key player… Here’s a clip of her in her halter top leaving a club with some dude…kissing some gay dude on he lips…..singing….showing off titty all backstage and exclusive….back when we all woulda fucked her… I hate club kids…but I like my old ass with FONT on it. To See Some Screenshots of a VIdeo I Didn’t Look For… FOLLOW THIS LINK
Renee Olstead was some fat bitch who sang badly that you probably never heard of…..who decided that she would release some AMAZING NUDE PICS to take her twitter following from 7,000 to 22,000….something I am sure she hoped would have had a little more impact, since you can buy 10,000 twitter followers for 1000 dollars, she could have saved herself from using USING A VIBRATOR IN SELF SHOT PICS …..and saved it for when it was a little more high impact…. Well it turns out it landed her a gig on some ABC Family TV show….as nude pics often do….and more importantly got her to dye her hair, slim down and show up to events in thigh highs and garters…. From nudes to lingerie in public….despite her fat years…I’m kinda into this bitch. To See THe Rest of the Pics http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=49314
The other day MILEY WORE A SHORT TIGHT SKIRT AND FLASHED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN PANTYLESS LABIA ….even though you should know a vagina when you fucking see one…and not really have to analyze the shit…unless you’re fucking street whores who are either post-low-budget-op trannies…..or infected with a wide variety of infections. Today, she’s wearing no bra and a sleeveless rock and roll t-shirt….that her titty is popping out of…like she’s some kind of hipster…and since recently finding a serious appreciation for Miley and her tight little young body….mainly based on her willingness to slut out to get ahead….I like.
When all your friends who aren’t really your friends but who you pretend are your friends are out getting paid a lot of money to be in their bikinis for a movie you weren’t cast in because you have the face of an accident victim, or maybe of a Muslim woman who had acid thrown on her in her village because she is a disgrace to the tribe, you show the world that you won’t let that get you down, because you are fit, and you can get in a bikini for free, and photographers will take pics of you too, and you’ll show them you don’t need to be in their clique, you got your own shit going down, it’s just not as lucrative and doesn’t come with that stamp of approval bitch is looking for. I don’ know where the rest of these pictures are….
Life lesson of the day is that just cuz you have big fake tits doesn’t mean you’re a chick…. I mean some of the biggest cocked trannies have tits far bigger than this bitch… So when looking at big fucking tits in a bikini….try to scope out the rest of the bitch in question…and ask yourself with a face like that while covering a vital part of determining her gender with a blanket that’s probably strageic….are the chances she was born a man higher than the chances she was born a woman…. In this case…I’m thinking yes…. Its name is Evelyn Lozada and she is on some show about Baseball Player’s wivees….and she’s in a bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
It is nice to see that Rachel Bilson’s level of relevance and her strong command of her career has led her to doing fetish porn videos for the internet of clothed girls wearing clothes eating frozen chocolate covered ice cream treats….there’s really content for every fucking pervert and their weird as fuck fetishes….but more importatntly…there’s always a low level bitch hungry from money, attention, fame, exposure, who has no shame cuz her daddy or uncle used to touch her, willing to get on camera and do it….not that sucking on ice cream for masturbating freaks everywhere means you’re molested and fucked up with lots of issues….but I like to view it as the gateway fetish video that leads to one day being strapped down and shit on… UPDATE: Turns out this is a commercial for Magnum ice cream bars….playing on the fact that some people, like me, get off to girls eating, sucking and having high calorie treats dripping off their chin cuz it reminds me of them sucking dick….so Bilson hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…she’s just on her way to rock bottom….and low level ad campaigns endorsing product…is the proof…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Beyonce is on some self promotional kick that involves posting pics of her mom body in her bikini on the internet like a good attention seeking whore….but unfortunately, it is Beyonce we are talking about, and her clothed or not is never fucking good….She’s just too horrible a diva for me to even appreciate her tit hanging out of her bikini top that’s a few sizes too small for her little mom tits…..the only good thing about this is that she’s sitting and strategically not shoving the typical horrible of baby making and hardcore fried Chicken eating body parts….like belly, thighs, ass or pussy….not that I wouldn’t look if she did…but think this was a smart move… Here’s the pic. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Karlie Kloss is a SKINNY AS FUCK, RIPPED, LITTLE IMPLANTED BITCH WHO HAS POSED TOPLESS ….that Victoria’s Secret pretended was their new find last Fashion show, even though she’s been doing runway and big scale campaigns for fucking ever….because Victoria’s Secret is a corporate evil scamming billion dollar empire that mistreats models willing to get naked for half the pay they give them, but not getting them naked, giving them egos and ruining it for the fucking rest of us…Bastards… Here’s Karlie in the Victoria’s Secret bullshit…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Ashley Tisdale was hired to be the bikini body for Ocean Pacific, a company that was big in the 80s, and that came back as a Walmart brand in the 2000s, because I guess the other people they wanted to get in their bikini to make the campaign actually sell OP to the youth, like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez were busy, getting actual work in movies, in their bikinis, leaving these low hanging irrelevant jobs for their uglier friends…..who have no business ever really being in front of the camera…but who pulled some kind of scam to get here…..a scam that probably involves her HOT LITTLE TIGHT TRAINED BODY I posted A COUPLE OF THE PAPARAZZI SMEAR PICS OF THE SHOOT ….and here are the final ones….oh and some Sarah Hyland bitch who looks 10 is in it and I’m not into that….but you probably are… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
