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Shannon Elizabeth does FHM South Africa May 2012 of the Day

Shannon Elizabeth is back….and no one gives a fuck because the world is full of hot pussy that don’t need to rely on the revival of a claim to fame from 15 years ago to get in the magazines….and if anyone does give a fuck about her and her comeback in the form of recycling her only job 15 years later…that person is needs to learn how to move the fuck on….you see….cuz life is about progress….no future in the past….let these bitches we once appreciated the implants fade and focus on the new pussy that’s coming on the scene…we aren’t married to these bitches…we don’t even know them…and sure as hell don’t need to be monogamous with them just cuz we jerked off to them once…. This shoot is for South Africa FHM….a magazine most South Africans can’t afford or bother with cuz they are dying of AIDS….so I figure it is my job to bring it to the people…I’m like Robin Hood…of titty pics.

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Shannon Elizabeth does FHM South Africa May 2012 of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt Talking About her Breasts of the Day

I don’t know if I like listening to girls talking about their breasts….I kinda prefer sucking on their breasts….but I guess I can get into it if it is via text message or facebook chat and involves the girl saying things like “i’m trying to lick my nipple right now”…..when it is chubby Jennifer Love Hewitt who is less chubby finally….talking about her breasts it is just annoying…you know there is a reason she’s not married and can’t keep a man…and I am thinking her personality is a big part of it…cuz guys will fuck and marry anything…just ask my obese whore wife….either way, I’d K-Fed her….as long as she let me fuck her from behind while staring at the photoshopped titty pics they are making a big deal about on Kimmel….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Talking About her Breasts of the Day

Toni Garrn, Erin Heatherton & Lindsay Ellingson for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Just yesterday I was talking to someone about Victoria’s Secret being a 6 billion dollar business because of their marketing…because they get hot bitches half naked who guys want to fuck and girls want to aspire to be because guys want to fuck them….and as much as I know their hustle…I can’t help but post their pics of these half naked bitches….even if they are boring….even if they are repetitive…even if I am not getting paid to promote their shit….all because I love looking at half naked bitches…photoshopped, famous, hot or not…I’m a pervert…but then again…aren’t we all….

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Toni Garrn, Erin Heatherton & Lindsay Ellingson for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Felicty Jones is Hot in Some Magazine of the Day

I have no idea who Felicity Jones is….I got so far as figuring out she’s an actress from the UK before realizing I actually don’t give a fuck about who she is or what she has done…see I won’t ever meet her, I’ll never have to pretend I care about what she does for a living in efforts to get in her pants, we won’t have small talk, I won’t ask her about her trip on some socially conscious project she’s working on….my only real relationship with her is looking at pics of her….in photoshoots….that she looks awesome in….and I’m good with keeping it at that….

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Selena Gomez Does Cosmo of the Day

Selena Gomez is in some I Love My Body more than Justin Bieber does because that “relationship” was more of a marketing campaign, and he’s way more into fisting Usher weekly as payback for his career……and she looks fucking awesome… You see, I’m a fan of this bitch…she’s got this body of something you feel like a sex offender jerking off to, but she’s pushing 20….making it all ok…and her little tits all perky, likely implants, cuz she doesn’t mine showing them off, like they are purchased item, make her this tight little package worth staring at in her bikini…..even if every time you think about her fucking….images and sounds of Bieber fill your head…for some of you creeps that may help you cum….pedos.

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Selena Gomez Does Cosmo of the Day

Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton…. She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

Mireille Enos Hot in Esquire May 2012 Issue of the Day

Mireille Enos was in Big Love, a show that both depresses me and gives me hope, because no only are Mormon’s very successful, they also managed to set up a way to fuck multiple women while seemingly being holy in the mind of God, while other religions like Catholic or Jewish make you do that secretly…..which is often time better….even when you get caught…cuz putting up with one wife is enough bullshit….trying to handle 5 women’s needs, wants, problems at the same time….while factoring jealousy….is enough to make a motherfucker focus his money on fucking hookers instead of paying to feed clothe and 20 kids who are just gonna hate me….and their annoying subserviant mothers…. Either way, she’s showing some nipple…

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Mireille Enos Hot in Esquire May 2012 Issue of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Underage Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner did some bikini photoshoot for some shit called Flavor Magazine – even though she’s 12 and shouldn’t be posing in bikinis cuz that is considered jailbait erotica and I think sexualizing a teen should be punishable by death…at least in this case…cuz I hate the Kardashian mother and you know she’s behind the whoring…that luckily isn’t on a hairy little armenian monster this time…but instead on some bitch with athlete genes……cuz in realizing in Canada, you having sex with a teen is encouraged because it is legal….making my whole sexualizing a teen in picture fight hard to believe…since I’ve had sex with 17 year olds when I was 27…..I’m a pervert like that….I even went to her prom…..so if anything that makes me an expert on this shit…and for that reason alone I say KILL OFF THE MOM JENNER she’s gone too far….while you’re probably saying “bring on the sex tape it will help me cum to these pics”….you sick fuck.

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Kendall Jenner’s Underage Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Paula Avila and Yamila Pineiro NAKED for Playboy Argentina of the Day

I don’t know who these bitches are….but they are showing their vaginas and posing in pictures together in some international Playboy from Argentina….and I figure that’s enough reason to put them on the site…because if more girls from other countries who are getting naked on camera are identified, cataloged and distributed to the world, making them more than just household names in their home towns, the world would be a better place….You know we’d be one step closer to finding a remote island somewhere to inhabit with bitches willing to get naked in pictures….creating a master race of women willing to get naked in pictures….something I’d be more than happy to get my sperm all over….and inside… So think of this as a cultural experience, like eating at a Chinese restaurant instead of having another box of Mac and Cheese….you white trash monster…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paula Avila and Yamila Pineiro NAKED for Playboy Argentina of the Day

Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson of the Day

These pictures are the highlight of my day as a blogger because I like Candice Swanepoel and what I imagine would be a South African retroantivial smelling twat….she’s hot….and I’ll look at her in boring bikini catalog shots that she’s always in….hell I’ll always look at her changing her tampon, taking a shit, napping, letting her dog eat her out, hiding under her bed cuz she knows there is an intruder in her home…..getting fucked by black dudes like shit was back home and it was the Apartheid…..and he was Nelson Madela. You know pretty much under any and all circumstances….cuz she is that good…but I always like her better when I can see her nipples….sure Terry Richardson is played out, boring, too mainstream and repetive…He’s been exploited by every brand, his style uninspired and a cash grab….but he did get Candice Swanepoel into a sheer top….and that’s more than I’ve ever accomplished in life….and if anything that’s pretty nice of him to do for us…and we should be appreciative of his scam….Today, I know I am….

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Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson of the Day