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Erin Heatherton and Behati Prinsloo Half Naked for Boring Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret continues to disappoint, or maybe they continue to succeed, in their quest to take the most boring half naked pics of hot bitches….. I know old guys still jerk off to these catalog shots cuz they haven’t figured out the internet…. But I think Victoria’s Secret are mocking us….This is like the dude with the hot as fuck girlfriend who he doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s waiting for marriage and in that quest doesn’t even go down on her and brags about how he doesn’t savor every inch of her cunt with ever tool possible….like any normal dude would….you know, just a fucking asshole like Victoria’s Secret….saying “Hey look, I hired hot pussy that is willing to do anything for me, but I’m gonna keep it fucking Christian friendly, not caring about pissing off any non christian for producing such boring smut, while we had the opportunity to pretty much take this shoot anywhere we wanted”… Fuck you…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Courtney Stodden is Not 16, But She is in a Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden pretending she’s a 16 year old child bride is not the sick thing, because she looks like she’s pushing 35. The sick thing is that the american public want to believe she’s 16, watching her in her bikini, showing off her tits, even Dr Drew or some other asshole who sold his soul to the TV Devil, checked out her tits to make sure they weren’t implants, in some really twisted, something that should have never have happened and would never have happened if she was in fact 16….but you’re a bunch of idiots and will believe any usesless scandal…..ridiculous. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Octomom’s 10,000 Dollar Nude Pic of the Day

The Octomom is NEWEST FRIEND ON FACEBOOK ….and she’s totally uninteresting because all she does is promote her fucking dial a celeb bullshit that makes her money everytime an idiot calls her when about to cum….so that they can say they came to her hot mom voice….I was hoping her facebook would be more bottom feeding like this photoshoot she did for 10k in order to upgrade her house for her obscene amount of kids….but she’s a non sexual being who doesn’t exploit her shit proper….she should have sex tapes…fuck sex tapes…she should have her own line of fisting porn…she’s built like a sloppy tank…and busty and hormonal…all woman….fertile and amazing….and she needs more smut that this shoot to keep things interesting….but at leastshe was desperate enough to do this shoot….cuz we all know 10k doesn’t go too far when you have 2 dozen kids…meaning more of her crazy, ideally naked….is on the fucking way….this a good start for what I’m looking for.

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J.Lo’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Did you know that according to People Magazine, J.Lo was the most beautiful woman in the world….the entire fucking world…J.Lo…a hag in her 40s with a set of twins and a freakish ex-husband….the most beautiful woman in the world…..a pussy tainted by Diddy and Afleck….over 2 decades ago….the most beautiful person in the world….pretty hard to believe right? Makes you wonder who the fuck the hacks at People magazine are…or more importantly, who is running their payroll….. I can never get over that…I will never get over it….It is American Injustice someone needs to investigative report….bullshit lies that burn my eyes even a year after the fact…. And here she is having a very shitty, uninspiring upskirt….for those of you who, like me, like looking up skirt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Doutzen Kroes Ridiculous Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has a ridiculously fit body, especially for someone who recently pumped out an interracial baby. It kinda puts things into perspective of just how lazy moms who don’t get paid millions of dollars to be in bikinis and lingerie for big corporations are….you know the kind of bitch who didn’t have a body this good before he got knocked up….only to use being knocked up as an excuse as to why she should no longer work out or say no to the fucking, cake, pasta, donuts, french fries….she’s a mom after all at that’s the hardest job….yeah fucking right…It is a conspiracy of bitches being lazy, tricking men everywhere and forcing them to fuck slop…while fantasizing about fucking hotness….even fucking their woman before she let herself go… But in defense of the lazy moms everywhere, there is no telling what kind of mangled destroyed mess Doutzen Kroes is packing in those bikini bottoms, but for some reason, I don’t think it matters……this body allows you to ignore ravaged, accidented cunt. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Kendra Wilkinson’s in a White Bathing Suit in Vegas and You Shouldn’t Care of the Day

Kendra Wilkinson hosted some shitty event in Vegas because that’s just the kind of bottom feeding trash she is. She brought out her Playboy body that hasn’t been in Playboy for years into a white bathing suit that is see through when wet, that you shouldn’t even really care to see, partially cuz of her retard face, but also cuz of her shitty implants, short legs and the simple fact you can find tons of naked pictures of her on the internet…. In fact, she’s also had a sex tape released, that I assume no one actually bothered watching, that took place when she was 19, with someone more inbred and downs syndrome looking than her, while her meaty cunt flapped in the fucking wind….. I REVIEWED HER SEX TAPE – I KNOW HER SEX TAPE Something she’s clearly tended 20 years later, in this white bathing suit, that holds everything in place, like a pussy hammock, of a pussy probably taped back, to seem like it’s not a dangly mess. Again…who fucking cares….if you are into this shit….like real deal low caliber shit…. get the sex tape motherfucker

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Aurdina Patridge in a Bikini of the Day

Unemployed for obvious reasons….like the fact that she has no talent, that she’s s nobody…that her only redeeeming quality is a set of fake tits…that anyone with a rich dad or a saving’s account and a hatred for their tits can compete with her on…not quite a skillset….I mean with a resume that consists of being on one of the worst shows to ever hit MTV, in fact one of the worst shows in the history TV, where she was a secondary character in what was to be the pre-cursor to garbage like Jersey Shore….you know….the shit that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore to actually exist….clearly giving her a lot time to eat…cuz those thighs aren’t looking 20 anymore….they’re saddle bags the come with a slow metabolism and broken fucking dreams…..but she does still have that rich dad and fake tits….thinks will work out ok for her….there’s always sex tapes, stripping, going back to her naked for the camera whore roots….but lets just hope she scales down the eating and hits the treadmill before that happens….cuz she’s gone downhill…as most girls do…..but she’s half naked in her bikini and I’m not complaining….or maybe I am….I don’t know….I don’t even know what day it is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS: FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lauren Stoner’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lauren Stoner is a hot body from Miami who is probably in Miami in these pictures taking in all the attention she can since that paparazzi is there in full force for WMC…..you know to capture the real DJ sluts that are actually famous….like Doutzen Kroes….and not these club kids with a shitty fucking resume and IMDB….who are trying to get famous….and who have really hot bodies that I wouldn’t mind if they were famous…although watching her struggle, gasping for air, like a fish out of water, pulling all stunts she can…..is a lot more enjoyable….even if I know if she does get famous she’ll only be cast to play the naked chicks….which is part of the reason she works out, starves herself, gets in front of the camera and most importantly…got implants… Who cares she’s hot enough for me to notice…. ESPECIALLY WHEN TANNING TOPLESS …you see cuz of that whole wearing a bikini dominating everything else about her. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Izabel Goulart Naked in Harper’s Bazzar Spain of the Day

I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet….. Warning. She is from Brazil and may have a dick.

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Lisa Rinna Sweaty Twat of the Day

I still don’t know what Lisa Rinna does…. Lisa Rinna , I mean other than POSING FOR PLAYBOY IN HER OLD AGE …. But I do know that her face pussy went through a face pussy reduction….and I also know that here she is sweating from her pussy pretty aggressively…at least I assume that is sweat….even though I know with her age, the sweating of her pussy is the least of her pussy concerns….partially cuz you know what she did to her upper lips…there is no way her lower lips came out unscathed….but more importantly….she’s old, menopausal and possibly drippy/soggy in the box….without even factoring in all the cock she’s likely had over the years….you know cuz you don’t get on websites with a wet pussy being a good, wholesome girl… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow this Link

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