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Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day

Whenever I see Paris Hilton in a bikini, even if it is an attention seeking, “notice me”, kind of bikini moment, I envision the boat sinking, a shark attacking, the pool drain sucking her to the bottom while there’s no life guard on duty, or even a sniper confusing her for…well…Paris Hilton…the garbage of society while being high society…rich, spoiled, useless, who’s legacy on the world….the only good thing she’s done…is tricked all girls into thinking filming themselves fuck will get them famous….and despite feeling passionate about wanting someone to exterminate her, I gotta give her props, cuz making girls think they need to film themselves fuck to make it, makes for good times for anyone who gets to see the video, even if it fucking sucks. She doesn’t matter…..even in her bikini. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day

Tara Reid Face Close Up in Video of the Day

The world needs more close up video of Tara Reid’s face. You know after years of partying and hard living, there’s a whole lot of stories present in each line, bag, discoloration and saggy skinned crevice. You know it has taken her years of abuse, drugs, booze, sleepless nights, facials (not the beauty salon kind) to leave remnants of a youthful hot chick damaged, tired and ready for a nap…and that needs to be celebrated.

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Tara Reid Face Close Up in Video of the Day

Jordan Carver is a Cowgirl of the Day

Here are some ridiculous Jordan Carver pictures because I don’t understand Jordan Carver…Sure I get the big tits people like looking at…that’s pretty easy to understand….I just don’t get how they happened. Are they real? They can’t be…they must be fake….and the good news for this Carver nobody but a bitch with huge tits…is that shit compensates for her average at best face. I’m sure she’s a nice girl though….I mean she must be to be out taking pics like this for attention…Right?

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Giedre Dukauskaite Hot for Something Called Madame Figaro of the Day

This is a Lithuanian model, born in 1988, who has done a few big shoots for Italian Vogue, Japanese Vogue and I’ve never heard of her or done posts on her before, but for some reason these pics spoke to me, and they are not even showing nipple. I think it is the simple fact that long, lean, thin, emaciated girls, with pretty photo friendly faces, who are wearing bathing suits, or hiding their little titties when topless, in photoshooped, professionally shot pics are porn to me. I like the internation flavor, I like the easy labor to make huge money, I like the rockstar life, and more importantly, I like the modeling contract, it’s that stamp of approval from professionals I need in order to decide if a bitch is hot.

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Shannon Elizabeth for Old Times at the American Reunion Premiere of the Day

There was a time when I thought Shannon Elizabeth was fucking hot…That time was back in her first and pretty much last movie role tha counted…being the exchange student in American Pie….she had good fake tits and a hot body… Now I don’t give a fuck about the American Pie comeback, I know it is a cash grab that will likely fucking suck harder than the first movies did, but more importantly harder than their straight to DVD series of trying to milk Eugene Levy as hard as his thick eyebrows let them….. …and I sure as hell don’t give a fuck about Shannon Elizabeth, a virtual nobody in her mid to late 30s who doesn’t fucking matter, but I do believe in the power of video and pictures, allowing us to reflect on a bitch that was and not a bitch that is. So I’m not excited about how she looked making her first public appearance since Clinton was president…I’m just reminded that I wanted to fuck her and that’s why I’m bothering with this shit…. The truth is that American Pie should be taking full page ads out on the site to promote this movie…but I’m just not the kind of guy those 50,000 dollar a week ad sales campaigns happen to. But I should be…..just like Shannon Elizabeth should be 25 again. To See the Rest of the Pics of Shannon Elizabeth FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shannon Elizabeth for Old Times at the American Reunion Premiere of the Day

Amanda Seyfried Bent Over Pics of the Day

I know….these bent over ass shots would be far more appealing if she was in a solid color pant…cuz this fucking optical illusion shit isn’t letting me figure out where her ass stops or starts or where her pussy is….but then again, if she wasn’t wearing pants at all would really make these pics more appeaing….but my wishes never comee true. I’m a loser like that…in fact I am a loser in a lot of other ways to0. That said, I love that she SHOWS HER HOT NAKED BODY IN MOVIES ….and also manages some Disney garbage Lohan angrily masturbates to….wishing she had those gigs….hating her for getting them…but loving the fact that they exist as much as she loves paying pornstars to fuck her….. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Erin Heatherton Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who is normally photoshopped to the tits in bras that make her look like she has tits…and not just these little round amazing likely implants tits….you know rocking those shitty catalog shots for Victoria’s Secret…..but she decided to say no to the make-up artist, the professional photographer, the photoshop, the lighting and the money, and give us a free glimpse into the real Erin Heatherton, secure with herself cuz she’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model, working for fucking free….making this the equivalent of running into Frank Sinatra busking in the subway station…pre-death….if you know what I mean…..only far more sexually arrousing, despite being far less interesting….Who fucking cares about this bullshit….it’s a bitch who’s life and career is about being half naked….half naked…in shit quality pics…fuck her.

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Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife’s Stupid Fat Redneck Tits of the Day

This picture changed my fucking life.

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Amy Childs And Her Big Beautiful Breasts

If you’re going to get someone to model your lingerie for you, you could go the beautiful skinny supermodel route with any number of Brazilian hotties, or you could go the busty British glamor model route and have your underwear featured here on this site. That’s exactly where Amy Childs comes in. Obviously I don’t know who makes the actual outfits, not that I really care, I just enjoy staring at those big beautiful breasts of hers. When do we get the video of those things bouncing around on a trampoline? You know she’s up for it.

Amy Childs And Her Big Beautiful Breasts

If you’re going to get someone to model your lingerie for you, you could go the beautiful skinny supermodel route with any number of Brazilian hotties, or you could go the busty British glamor model route and have your underwear featured here on this site. That’s exactly where Amy Childs comes in. Obviously I don’t know who makes the actual outfits, not that I really care, I just enjoy staring at those big beautiful breasts of hers. When do we get the video of those things bouncing around on a trampoline? You know she’s up for it.