I love that TV is becoming more hardcore…I just can never be satisfied though….and wish it was applied to all the re-runs I watch…I mean shit…a golden girls gangbang while Dorothy jerks off in Sophia’s mouth is what teenage sex dreams are made of….but I’ll take what I can get with these non-sitcom shows with nudity….I like them. Hanna Mangan Lawrence Naked in Spartacus Unknown Actress Willing To Fuck on Camera in Spartacus Stephanie Fantauzzi from Shameless Sarah Power in Californication….
Her name is Anus and she’s a local girl for me….from Montreal….and making moves in the international model scene…moves that usually involve her being NAKED OR TOPLESS and I just regret that I didn’t find her in her ice fishing hut, or ghetto french trash town, or wherever these french people named Anus live, before she got to be this famous model, you know too important to give me the time of day….because that way I could have made her all mine and locked her into contract, in my basement, in a cage where she would have been forced to perform sex acts on me…if she ever wanted to see her family again..instead of this following and posting her pictures of her tits other people take of her and that she gets paid for making her far too unattainable for me while knowing there was a time a little van, a little roofies, and a little effort meant that she could have belonged to me. Lost opportunity. I’m a failure. Here are her tits for fashion.
Kate Hudson has bounced back to the skinny, round ass she once had, after deciding to be a mom of multiple kids, not that she had much say in it, cuz her slut pussy was always meant to be knocked up countless times, it comes with the territory of being some rich kid with daddy issues, who whined enough to get in movies thans to your mom, because you wanted the world to experience you, and let pretty much the world experience her because all those cocks she’s had from A List to has-been – to who the fuck is that that she’s having all that unprotected sex with….both before and after the implants….and you know what….at least she’s not as dumpy as her tormented ass has been in the past….I’m into these. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I love me some long, amazing, naked, legs…..even if I know they are photoshopped to look this way….because I know that they belong to a model….and that they are probably spectacular even when not photoshopped to be on the cover of a magazine… I love how Spain does things….I mean, I am sure when the rest of the pictures drop…you know the inside pictures, they are gonna be fucking hot….you know since she’s pantsless on the cover….which is already enough for me to get excited about….without even thinking the inside pages will have some LABIA!!! I like the fact that everything is pornographic, even fashion and mainstream publications put out by Heasrt. It makes life more fun for my sad sad self….
Sofia Vergara is hot and bitch must know how to give great fucking blowjobs, cuz if she didn’t, she’d be working at a taco stand, or strip club, or married to a drug dealer in Miami or some shit. She would not be on TV. I have all kinds of theories about how she stood out amongst all he SPICS they were typecasting for hot spic roles, you know that she had drug ties in Colombia that fueled drug addicts in Hollywood….leading to some open doors….but I think it may just have to do with her tits…cuz tits…are magical like that….they lead to opportunity…. I posted a twitpic of her on set of this shoot a few months ago ….but the end result is far more spectacular….pantless, bust, and amazing.
Little alien headed Mena Suvari is on the hustle for her second revival as a pussy in Hollywood worth looking at…as long as you ignore her retard water head looking head….and focus on her INSANELY GREAT ASS ….because you know some of the most disgusting looking humans have some redeeming qualities, whether it is a coinslot perfect vagina, or nice feet. She’s recently divorced, she’s recently about to be in American Reunion, a throwback to the movie that made her relevant in the first place to the American Public…that I like to attribute to a make a wish foundation dream coming true at the retard school….even though she’s done or tried to do some more serious roles where SHE’S TOPLESS …she’ll always be typecast as the girl some dude had no business wanting in the American Pie Franchise….except maybe to work in his factory for half wages cuz that’s what you do with retards….that enterprising fucker….or for sex…you know cuz a vagina is a vagina….and a vagina matters with an ass like hers attached to it…. Who cares, here she is on twitter, saying “Look at me, I’m back, I’m here, I have a great ass, I’m not gonna spoil this second coming of Mena Suvari”…..
Here is my favorite fake British accented paparazzi host…doing his best Robin Leach accenty, trying to intelectualize, or bring bad jokes and puns, in efforts to sound witty, while really just sounding like a total fucking wanker, in the form of a a video of Christian Slater and his Girlfrend, some bitch named Brittany Lopez, who decided to swim with her white shirt and no bra, only to walk the streets pretty much naked, in the kind of outfit I can appreciate, even if it’s on some pussy, some has been everyone once wanted to fuck, while most people under 25 probably don’t know exists…..fucks…. See through shirts on any bitch are worth noticing….maybe Christian Slater should whore her out some more to get some press time and remind people he exists to get some movie gigs….nothing wrong with exploiting migrant/immigrant workers for personal gain….it’s the American Dream.
Bethenny Frankel showed off her push-up skills – and her underwear – to Anderson Cooper and a live audience during a taping of the Anderson show, to air Monday, March 19th. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Styleite Discovery Date : 16/03/2012 18:58 Number of articles : 2
Fuck J.Lo. I hate this bitch and I have no idea why I am posting pictures of her photoshopped, push up bra tits…I can only blame my self destructive behavior and self-hatred….punishing myself by getting behind some over-hyped, underserving cunt, who pays people to call her the most beautiful person in the world….and by people I mean the magazine…and the whole lie is fucking offensive….I don’t see why she doesn’t just fucking retire and age gracefully, these old tired cunts killing it into their 50s….take your fucking money and relax….even if your egos and attention craving needs are screaming to be on stage….retire…we don’t want to fucking see your stupid face…at least I don’t…except when I feel like punishing myself….like right now…. Here’s the video if you care….and you shouldn’t.
I know this isn’t a real cameltoe…..it’s a fucking stretch to call it that…but we’re all allowed to dream…I mean Kate Middleton had a dream when she was a litle girl that one day she’d be a princess living in a palace…with servants tending to her every need…and look what happened to her….in this cinderella middle class trash story from rags to riches…that inspires me to dream a little dream of the fabric of her jeans jacked inside her pussy that I can only assume is unscathed thanks to royalty being primarily homosexual except for when it comes to making babies….and that doesn’t bother her…they have an understanding and she’ll just masturabte to climax instead…in her gold plated place tub….cuz the money and status far outweighs personal relationship and dick….true story. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
