Back in 1998…. Jaime Pressly Did Playboy to get herself on the fucking scene… Then back in March 2012…. Jaime Pressly posted two pics of her amazing, ripped, mom body, and probable implants, on twitter …. Today….she posted one more…..and her fucking body is ridiculous….probably because she got a divorce from the loser she married….and decided to get her life together….but more importantly got her stamina in a place where she could fuck herself a new husband…cuz that’s what I see when I see fitness….if only all moms could pull this off, then I wouldn’t hate being a stepfather so much….
It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing…. She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down… Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships… There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her…. But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on… This is inspirational work and I want to titty fuck her. Never too old…..to give life a second try….dont pull the JESSICA SIMPSON NUDE IN ELLE WHILE PREGNANT CUZ PREGNANCY JUSTIFIES HER OBESITY comeback….cuz that baby shit’s way more of a headache….especially with some jackass you’re just using for sperm who you have to deal with the rest of your life….
Here’s a clip of some bitch named Camilla Luddington getting fucked by the baby looking guy in Californication….because that’s what that show doees and I appreciate that…..The discussion about the girl not coming hit a little too close to home…you know….cuz I’ve never made a girl cum…that’s what vibrator’s are for….I’m a lazy lover so what….usually I’m paying for the shit and that’s my right…or the girls are so medicated they don’t know what’s happening…it doesn’t really fuck with my manhood…. Either way, I’m down with the move from TV into porn…it’s inspiring…can’t wait to pitch the drunkenstepfather show…..about me and my paying for sex….co starring every celebrity I’ve wanted to turn into a hooker and pay to fondle….it will happen….I watched The Secret…you just need to project….I actually didn’t watch The Secret…I’m too cool for that loser shit…
Olivia Munn has nudes circulating. Who fucking cares. I am sure this is a response to her shitty career that didn’t pan out for her after leaving the nerd show where nerds were loyal to her…only to move onto a new, younger and hotter with a great pussy SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD ….forcing Munn to pull this shit….and whether they are real or not…doen’t matter…I can’t jerk off to them…or to her….cuz she’s garbage. I don’t know what this one is all about….
When Rihanna posted this picture she left us with these inspiring words of wisdom…. “Come Here Rude Bwoy”…. Then she posted this picture of her I’m guess blowing out smoke along with these inspiring words of wisdom….. “Red lipstick all on da paper” It is safe to say….that if you drop out of high school at 14 to be a prostitute…that you leverage into a pop career…your life experiences will give you all the knowledge you really need to come across as an intelligent member of society….and by intelligent member of society I mean retard gutter trash that is fucking lucky she’s a millionaire performer cuz otherwise she’d be sucking cock at truck stops to pay for her baby formula….Seriously…I’m glad she’s an icon to our youth…
There are a few girls in Hollywood who I don’t hate….Mila Kunis is one of them… She doesn’t do anything annoying…she’s not an attention seeking cunt…but most importantly she’s pretty fucking hot…and that may be why I like her cuz when a bitch is hot…it kinda cancels out how annoying, unstable, or stupid she is…it kinda carries them and blinds guys like me from their horrible core…. Sure she was banging a Culkin for a decade and may have even been married to him…leading me to think she probably got herpes or AIDS from him…and even that doesn’t matter…cuz when there’s an end to a long term relationship comes a flood of slutting out that I always like to try to throw my penis in front of…. She’s in Harper’s Bazaar and she’s looking pretty ok to me….tainted by Culkin AIDS or not cuz I’m not fucking her….and even if I was I doubt I’d be too phased by it…
Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits…. See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit…. The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable… TO SEE A GALLERY OF HER HOT NAKED PUSSY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
His name is Jonathan Daniel Brown….and I guess before being in Project X the American Pie for this generation…with a storyline that reads like this: 3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads. He’s the fat nerdy guy….who was in a Bangbros movie prior to his new found fame….and I have had the unfortunate, yet entertaining opportunity to see a clip of it….and even upload it for you to see it…cuz knowing what a dude in your new favorite movie’s dick look like may not change lives, or ruin lives, or even make life better…but it’s entertaining….and that’s really what we’re here for…. If you want to see a FOLLOW THIS LINK
I posted this video last week without watching it….and it turns out that there’s some titty in it….something I guess they left out of the first edit and figured they’d put out in a new version to get more views….and titties work for me….. I love love songs….This song is some sappy bullshit about something that I am sure we’ve all heartache and heartbreak at one point in our lives before building up a wall and never really letting anyone in so it doesn’t happen again…cuz it’s a stupid fucking emotion that should just be laughed at along with all other emotions…life is about experiences, all should be fun, even short lived, you can’t rely on other people, especially not a girl for your own happiness….get a fucking hobby….a wise man once told me, investing your happiness in a chick is like investing your money with a con artist, you may get your moneyback but you probably won’t…..people are out for themselves, they lie and they cheat and the good news is that there are millions of girls you’d probably rather be fucking out there anyway….you’ve just got your head in a bubble…fixated on one cunt and you don’t see the fucking light….pussy comes as easy as it goes…unforunately it doesn’t “CUM” as easy as it goes…that takes work…. So if this song makes you want to kill yourself, remember there is no such thing as love….it’s all in your head motherfucker…you don’t need anyone in your life but your fucking self…the second you feel like you need a bitch, you’ve gone too far you co-dependant retard….and you’re fucked…. Here’s her song with tits I can’t identify …..but can assume aren’t hers….but should be….cuz that’s what we pay her big money for….
Amy Childs, not to be confused with Julia Childs, is some UK celebrity who is in her bikini….not sure what she’s famous for other than her tits…because her wikipedia page is pretty uninspiring, but she was on celebrity big brother along with David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife so you can figure out just how much of a celebrity you have to be to get on the show, hell I’m not a celebrity and I could get on that show, I’d probably just have to have 8 people sign a petition claiming they know who I am….She came in fourth…big achievments…she’s a modern day hero…more people should have such inspirational impact on the world…and I mean that…cuz these are pics of her in a bikini and any 22 year old in a bikini is inspires me….that’s why this site isn’t about girls who make differences in the world…. TO Seee The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
