Fuck LINDSAY LOHAN and the media blitz she’s getting for being on Saturday Night Live….also known as the most depressing show on TV….cuz it means you are sitting at home on a Saturday night…waiting for a depressing fucking sunday….well now they done gone made it worse…sadder….unless you’re like me and you love sad, depressing, horrible things so much you want to fuck it right in her bloated fucking pig face, cartoon character cheeks like you were Sam Ronson’s skinny jeaned dick…… Either way, this Lohan face looks like it’s got a mind of it’s own…a mind I wish was rimming my fucking ass.
Kaylee DeFer is some Gossip Girl bitch I’ve never heard of – but I’m tired of saying I’ve never heard of bitches so I am just gonna say that we’re old friends who went to high school together….she was full of acne…and I convinced her getting jerked off on her face cleared it up and great memories followed….and clearer skin….skin I’ve read she attributes her success to….You’re welcome Kaylee Defer…. She posted some shitty bikini pics that are a bit too real life…for my liking…but some of you may be into the skin folds that girls try to hide….cuz it gives you options to fuck when she’s on her period… Good fucking times…DrunkenStepfather feels like it’s back.
Here’s an amazing example of a girl trying to make herself famous…because she gets straight to the fucking point and there is absolutely no fucking around….seriously… I know I say I don’t know who a bitch is and most of the time I mean it….but it is really just me being lazy about trying to think about where I’ve heard the name before….but I can say with confidence I have never heard of this girl….but wish I had…cuz if she was so eager to get famous….maybe she’d sit on my face to rename this site “Adrienne Baillon’s Home of Other Girl’s TIts and my Occassional Pussy Flash”…. Seriously, no panties, vagina out, at the press wall for some bullshit…. This is fucking golden…. But then again, I like seeing every girl’s pussy. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow this Link
I hate to be an asshole to some DJ who has the ability to lure a decent amount of pretty decent looking girls to run around and play around in their underwear…..but I’m so not feeling this song at all…..maybe I’m old, maybe I don’t get it, maybe I’m just too fast on the mute button trigger finger…..but I believe that getting hot young girls half naked makes hits….so shitty song or not….it doesn’t matter…cuz I watched it…and I’ll probably watch it again…it’s good foreplay for masturbation…you know if these are just everyday girls who want to be in a music viddeo acting like strippers and not actual strippers…I have serious hope for the younger generation…so much hope I’m gonna start trying to hang out with them…
Weddings are a fucking sham to begin with….especially when they spawn out of a show designed to make a mockery out of relationships for entertainment by throwing a gang of attention seeking whores into a house fighting for one dude who loves every second of it, until he has to fake marry or pretend to choose one and stick with her for a year to get the million dollars…I refuse to watch the shit, but I’m glad it is tainting the youth. Unfortunately, girls who are married, or getting married are porn to me…they are a fucking fetish and I don’t know if it is cuz of the manipulation it takes to break them off their bullshit marriage course by letting me cum inside them, even though it hardly takes any manipulation, since they are dying for new cock….or if it just brings me satisfaction knowing some poor fucker is going to marry a whore without knowing she’s a whore…as I sniff her dirty pussy stained panties I kept as a fucking souvenir….and who will definitely repeat patterns….or maybe cuz the sex is good cuz they feel like they are being bad….I just know I like it… So here’s some lie, trying on wedding dresses, for those of you who like this kind of lie, when you’re not the poor fucker locking yourself into the whore….
This promo pic dropped 2 weeks ago…but as someone who doesn’t run the Jennifer Love Hewitt fan club, I don’t really keep track of her…but I do know this pic screams one thing and one thing only….if only Jennifer Love could be photoshopped all the fucking time….she’d be worth looking at….but she’s not so I forget she exists…you know since her metabolism slowed down and her ass caught up to her disproportionate tits….she kinda lost relevancy…. So the new show is called the Client List and I assume she plays a whore….and as a whore….they had to get good cleavage shots out of her….and I predict the show will only work if it is shot from the waist up and from a good angle so that they don’t get the rest of her thickness in there to ruin it….
This is a clip from one of Katherine Heigl’s riveting performances in a romantic comedy you’d probably rather rip your eyes out than watch….seriously…I remember seeing a trailer for this and not only was I offended a storyline like this was sold and made into a moive….but I was offended that they cast Katherine Heigl….because I come from the school of thought that she’s the devil and should be ignored for the benefit of the world….putting her in movies does the opposite of that….it celebrates her and makes her an idol to dumb little girls….breeding a whole new generation of idiots…. Well the good news is that she got naked in the movie, but I don’t really know if that’s good news…but it is strategic naked, so if you’re on the fence about a naked Heigl cuz you think she’s fat…vile and the devil….you don’t have to watch this….
I can’t remember who these Lisa Lohfink & Micaela Schaefer chicks are, I think I’ve had at least one of them on the site before, but they possess a few qualities I enjoy in my women… Massive fake breasts and the ability to wear trashy lingerie out in public without any shame. Here they are in what looks like some sort of furniture store lounging around in their underwear. I can see that, most people love a hot chick rubbing her bare ass all over the couch they’re about to buy.
Here’s a story that’s not a story….of a paparazzi with an awkward voice asking Kate Upton if she’d ever date a normal guy, which she ignored, probably because the dude was a leprochaun and she’s not ready to deal with that St Patrick’s day shit…or maybe a cartoon character that should, if he’s not already, work doing voice overs…I am a good judge of talent and this motherfucker is the next Sponge Bob Square Pants…. I’m only digging this video because Kate Upton proves to be a cunt who has no time for the little people…literally….and because her ass doesn’t look as disgusting as I know it is going to in the years to come…so take in the diva cunt behavior…cuz it won’t be long before one of you will be figthing her for the last french fry at the all you can eat buffet…. Seriously. On a sidenote, I’ve decided to only fuck girls with modeling contracts, I’ll let you know how that works out.
I don’t know what is going on here…..but I know it is in Katy Perry tradition of being trashy, tasteless, and lacking any level of cosideration for anyone but her cunt self….If Katy Perry wasn’t so self involved, with such a huge ego for someone who isn’t hot enough to deserve an ego, but who was just smart enough to be the groupie pussy to a half black guy at his peak, only to leverage those contacts into the pile of garbage that is her. They say she’s “Channeling” Amy Winehouse, I say she’s mocking her, but that’s just Katy Perry’s abrasive way…and really it’s far nicer than my tribute to Amy Winehouse which involes some rotting meat, one of her CDs and picture
