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Jojo Levesque Shitty Thong Slip of the Day

These are probably the dumbest pictures I’ve posted to date….and I’ve posted a lot of dumb fucking pictures… Jojo Levesque….who at one point in her career was considered Jailbait…something I never understood…cuz just being 16 doesn’t make a bitch hot to me…but to Americans even the pussy that seems more like the beast you use bait to catch than the bait…you know unattractive, thick and acting all gutter…she’s considered hot until she turns 18….which happened and lead to her banging black dudes, to guys realizing they were crazy to find her hot like her 18th birthday sobered them up and removed the beer goggles…which lead to her falling off the map, forgotten… The story doesn’t end there…all of a sudden she decides it is comeback tour time so she’s hitting all the malls in America to promote her album to those who still remember her…and when she was at one of these promo events….for Valentines Day…her underwear poked out of the top of her jeans…someone posted it…and other people responded excitedly…confusing the fuck out of me…cuz Jojo is at the stage of her career that people only notice her when her staged leadked pussy pics are released and even then we’re only watching to see what damage all the black guys she fucked did the last decade she hasn’t existed… Underwear waistband doesn’t deserve this much attention….ridiculous… I am more into this video titled Valentine’s Day Greeting for Jojo and Timo….probably better than Jojo’s Valentines Day performance…

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Lindsay Lohan Flashing Her Ass for Love Magazine Outtakes of the Day

My claim to fame is that 2.5 years ago, Lindsay Lohan took a liking to me and followed me on Twitter, texted me non stop and even invited me to her hotel room to watch her dance in her pajamas to her unreleased album…She cried about Ronson….I hugged her and felt her amazing tits against my chest….and then she lost interest, changed her number, unfollowed me on twitter, disappeared, went through all her court dates….was unable to land a job and I like to think both are direcly corelated…. Terry Richardson’s claim to fame is that he was a NYC hipster photographer with a trust fund and a dream…immitating artist photographers….and re-inventing it for the mainstream….losing his touch of sleaze that made him worth paying attention to in the first place…but always retaining his celebrity friends…who people want to see pics of….it’s smart marketing… Here are the outtakes from this LOVE MAGAZINE SHOOT ….and i’m digging them….cuz Lohan’s still hot…even if she’s photoshopped and actually is a wreck…since pictures are the only interraction I have with her now….

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Token Victoria’s Secret is a 9 Billion Dollar a Year Company Manipulating Me With Models in Bras for Valentines Day of the Day

I will never understand why the genius marketing team at Victoria’s Secret that isn’t genius at all….they just get dumb, but real hot, bitches in their underwear and people pay attention…..obviously….decided to give these hot but dumb half naked models a platform to voice their opinions when the whole point of them is to be fantasy our wives aren’t…not regular girls who happen to be half naked and who happen to make me hate them more and more everytime they talk…… But as a sucker….I will post the shit, cuz it’s easy content, even though they should be paying me for this….I can not be bought with half naked bitches oh right…I can…. Here’s a video on love…cuz that’s exactly what you want half naked models you jrk off to talking about… And now the behind the scenes of their photoshoot…

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Whitney Houston Doing Coke in a Bikini Pre-Death of the Day

I’m over the Whitney Houston death….because I don’t care about drug addicts and I don’t care when they die…just like she was probably didn’t care when people died…except maybe her drug dealer…cuz addicts are into themselves… But someone posted this picture on Facebook with the caption Whitney Houston Doing Coke and I laughed…so I figured I’d pass it on to you idiots… Cuz in times of tragedy that isn’t really tragedy….cuz people everywhere are dying…from the people fighting our wars…to little kids with cancer to moms giving birth…to Africans starving to death all HIV positive….making this Whitney thing just more of spoiled brat diva feeling sorry for herself who spend a long time waiting for death to happen….archive bikini pics of them with tasteless jokes make for good times…it helps us deal with our sadness… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FROM 1993 FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Whitney Houston Doing Coke in a Bikini Pre-Death of the Day

Reese Witherspoon’s Shitty Dumpy Legs of the Day

I hate on Reese Witherspoon for one reason and one reason only…..she’s the fucking devil and I need to bring her down…everyone thinks she’s this great mother, wholesome housewife who was cheated on and forced to remarry….when I know she’s a fucking movie star…and all movie stars…despite how many pictures of them you see going to church on Sundays…are vapid, spoiled, rude, disgusting, money grubbing whores….trash that if they actually cared wouldn’t be practicing lines in the mirror…but would instead be helping save AIDS babies for an organization or some shit…. Here are her shitty legs….to remind you that despite all her working out…she’s still disgusting. DOWN WITH WITHERSPOON…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Morgane Dubled in La Perla of the Day

Here’s a 27 year old model I have never heard about because despite wanting to fuck models….or at least have them sit on my face…I’m no expert on models…but her name is Morgane Dubled, she’s a big model who used to work for the Devils at Victoria’s Secret before being poached by higher end lingerie companies, she’s from France, french girls have anal on the first date…. Tis the fucking season…. Happy Valentines Day….the holiday used to take attention away from what is important…Black History Month.

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Naomi Watts and Robin Wright in Bathing Suits of the Day

Oh shit….old bitches from movies who I’ve never found hot are in bathing suits for a movie they are filming…and for some reason I’m posting it…probably cuz I am addicted to posting celebrity bikini pics…all while I know if I want to see hot half naked bikini hotness I just need to use the internet…Maybe I’m doing to for Sean Penn…you know to give him something to jerk off to while visiting the site…cuz I know we don’t need to look at 40 and 50 year olds in bathing suits and react like it is a good thing….we aren’t coaching an geriatric aquarobic class….staring at this shit isn’t our job…we are free to find actual hot girls in bikinis and that’s what I’m going to do….starting with Facebook vacation albums…#anxiously-awaiting-spring-break-bikini-influx-on-FB…. Word. To See the Rest of the Pics…. Follow THis LInk

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Lindsay Lohan Does New York of the Day

I don’t know why no one yells “How does it feel living with AIDS” to Lohan while attending an aids event for Fashion week…but people are too fucking star struck…they just see a celebrity, instantly think they are important, and start the suck up game…I’ve seen it many times…a bitch will shit talk a famous bitch until she sees the bitch then she starts screaming, asking for autographs, and the whole thing is just too fucking annoying to me…celebrity gossip is a lie…. The good news and the reason I am posting this nonsense is because some homie screams “Lindsay I have coke” or something like that…and it made me happy to see a bitch slandered, yelled obscenities at, even if they aren’t that obscene, because the public needs to revolt…. Here she is from another angle… To See Some of the Pics….(WHY? would you want to?)…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Andrew Christian “Pool Party” Underwear Ad Deemed Too Gay-Sexy For YouTube

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Is this sexy pool-party video too racy for YouTube? Underwear designer Andrew Christian is peeved that the site removed his latest underwear ad, “Pink Paradise,” and, to add insult to injury, suspended his channel for two weeks because of it. In an open letter to YouTube, Andrew Christian accuses the video giant of permitting “blatant female nudity Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Queerty Discovery Date : 09/02/2012 21:52 Number of articles : 2

Andrew Christian “Pool Party” Underwear Ad Deemed Too Gay-Sexy For YouTube

Agnes Olech in FHM Spain of the Day

Agnes Olech is some almost 30 aspiring actress who is looking her age as far as I’m concerned … She was born in Poland, moved to America with her family and has been trying to make it in Hollywood since 2004…but has really just been geting shitty role after shitty role…and for some reason she hasn’t given up because she’s a fucking survivor….or maybe it is just her communist will…the same reason why USSR did so well in the Olympics….only the failed actor version….a shitty inconsistent acting career that probably makes her more money than you make working full time at your shitty job…reminding us how unfair life is…and here she is in FHM Spain…in a bikini with a knife…racy….but with her level of fame…this should be a sex tape…or a leaked nude…and my promoting this takes away from the hope she gives up and gives in to the slutting needed to make it in America and live that unrationed toilet paper dream…

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