This guy is amazing….he has a ton of videos of him going to the beach, filming bitches up close, pretending to ask them to take a pic of him, and the product is fucking genius….he needs his own FOX show….maybe a Christmas Special….give this genius the credit he deserves…. Some Nipple…. Colorful Bikini Some Tanning Kim Kardashian Sounding Trash…… Pink Bikini…. Some Colombian Tanned Titties from Texas
Liz Hurley won’t get in a bikini for her bikini store launches in the UK…she hires bitches to do that for her….and she won’t get in a bikini on vacation…she wears one pieces and covers up….but for some reason she agreed to get into a bikini for some bootleg, low quality looking magazine I’ve never heard of, because I guess they agreed to photoshop her so hard that it’s no longer a picture of her anymore legally….and I’m not complaining, cuz seriously, I don’t need to see an old mom, ex model, half naked, I can just look at her pics from when she was at her prime….that’s what matters….not this shit….
Here are some tits promoting some cover of some bullshit it is safe to say her husband hooked up for her…that’s not to say she isn’t hot…or that I wouldn’t make her a trophy wife if I was a billionaire too…it is just to say that there are a lot of hot immigrant bitches out there…the only ones who get a head are the ones who fuck the right people…..Trump just makes a couple of calls and shit’s on lock…that’s the benefit of being both rich and famous…and lucky for you…you get to stare at her cleavage and experience a piece of something you will never experience….god diggers inspire me to make some gold…but then I remember drunks don’t have time for that.
So Sofia Vergara’s not showing off her Colombian coke mule tits…even though that’s all the bitch is good for…I mean shit, her legs are short, her heels are high and she still looks like a troll….and most important she’s fucking old…she needs to understand that there is one reason and one reason that people give a fuck about her…and that is because her big tits have been marketed to us so aggressively…that we think we need them…we think we need more…when all I think is that we need some younger and bustier South American pussy to take the torch from her….she’s as expired as her breast milk…
I would hate AnnaLynn McCord but I actually don’t give a fuck about her…I know she’s on borrowed Hollywood time….I know that in a few years she will end up back home wherever she’s from….broke, desperate, willing to anything she can to get back to the glory days….the glory days she’s currently living out, making money, after selling her soul to the devil and signing to one of the biggest jokes of a show on TV…the kind of show you can’t believe they re-released after it laid happily dead the last decade…..only for the loser nostalgics to pull it up and drink watching the box set to tap into their high school years or something….but like Pet Semetary..they revived it and with it evil came……..and here it is in a one-piece.
Greeks fucking love wrestling….I don’t know what it is but I’m thinking it is the historical homo tendencies….cuz I went to school with greeks and they would go nuts for this shit…They’d wear the t-shirts, they’d have wrestling parties, I was never invited, but I am sure they were olive oil lubed up and naked…..so seeing Menounos is a natural thing…cuz like those greek guys….the greek girls would pretend to be into the shit…so that they’d get a little attention for once in their life from their future husbands…. I guess there’s more to it that the greek connection, like maybe Menounos is into getting attention….and that’s ok because the last 2 times I was in a sports bar they were playing Kelly Kelly wrestling, and despite how stupid as shit it is, I get the appeal….I mean after that shit, watching men wrestle seems 10 times gayer….which you’d think is impossible since it’s already the gayest past time…but you get what I’m saying…. Half naked, tight clothes, headlocks with thighs, humping facing snuffing out a bitch, is almost erotic….when you ignore that it is wrestling trash…Good times.
Here is Carey Mulligan in a bra on the cover of a magazine like some kind of slut who wants the world to see her in a bra – you know maybe to get back at an ex bf who left her for another girl before she was famous in a “look at me know” hustle…or maybe cuz her dad never hugged her and she has a need to be seen and get noticed to fill that void….I couldn’t tell you cuz this is about all I know of this bitch…and I’m not about to do any background research cuz she doesn’t matter….nothing matters…it is xmas…go fuck lonely sluts….stop jerking off on the internet…
Christina Hendricks is fat and in being fat she has fat tits and in having fat tits she gets attenion for having titties and not for being fat it is like fat titties are the cure to being fat…fuck dieting…just get a fat chick push up bra…cuz that’s what fucking matters apparently…. So she’s doing some Johnny Walker shit and her cleavage is next level, I had to post it, even though I hate fat chicks and the big fat tits they rode in on, cuz without fat tits, they are just fucking gross….I prefer fat titties on skinny bitches…see cuz my brain blocks out fat chicks, like they don’t exist, cuz my brain doesn’t want to expose me to that kind of shit….but Christina Hendrick’s PR people want to expose me to it….and my brain can’t manage to turn her off even when visualizing all the gross fat chick shits she takes…. so here it is…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Tuuli Shipster is naked for fashion…or for Rankin who is apparently some photographer who has a book and has shot her naked before…. I have very limited knowledge of this girl….I just know what her pussy looks like. She’s 29, South African, tall, and naked…and I think that’s all we really need to know about her.
Here’s a good way to class up Christmas…get a handful of stripper looking trashy twats from the UK to dress up in Christmas themed lingerie on a Christmas themed set, doing topless shit, cuz that’s what strippers do, and really I’m not complaining, as much as I only like to fuck with elegant, classy, girls….I like staring at the trash crying for attention as hard as daddy who never hugged them used to hit them….if you know what I mean… Here’s some pics to help you come to town on your belly….cuz you’re pathetic.