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Naty Chabanenko all Christmas Erotica for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Christmas is my porn….It is the only time of year I feel any emotion….not because I am religious, or even because I’m the next Mesiah, but becuase all the music, families, heart warming stories about miracles and family just make me feel good knowing other people out there have happiness….not to mention all those lap sittings….amazing. So I do whatever I can to masturbate to Christmas related smut, you know just doing my part to contribute….santa can’t be the only one coming to town on his red suit…. Here’s a cute skinny model in Christmas themed clothes for a Christmas themed photoshoot for Lovecat magazine that is porn to me.

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Naty Chabanenko all Christmas Erotica for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Daisy Lowe in ‘Naked’ by Mari Sarai of the Day

Daisy Lowe has been naked before, so this is nothing new and special, especially considering she’s just being typical of someone who grows up fatherless to seek male attention by stripping and fucking strange men…and I guess that is something I gotta love and support…I mean without daddy issues, where would we be, would I still be a virgin? The real fun in this naked for fashion, daddy issue slut, is hat I know the backstory and that back story is that she was a surprise that rained on Gwen Stefani’s perfect life parade when her husband Gavin Rossdale failed the paternity test…the stress of the drama that ensued to a cunt like Stefani must have been fucking hysterical…and knowing this tit and pussy is the root of all that…makes her legendary….. Now here is her vagina…cuz Stefani’s not as good a step parent as me….

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Daisy Lowe in ‘Naked’ by Mari Sarai of the Day

Shakira Squats in Concert of the Day

Here is Youtube sensation and International Popstar Shakira…pushing 40 and shaking her Colombian ass, because like Sofia Vergara, cocaine money, or at least the pure Colombian got her where she needed to be…a place where shaking her ass to irritating sounding music on youtube would generate 100,000,000 views….cuz shaking ass is always fun to watch…especially when she was an International popstar….not that it matters… She was in concert in Madrid…in a variety of outfits…none all that hot…but I don’t care….she’s squatting and I love seeing bitches squat so I’m posting it anyway….

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Shakira Squats in Concert of the Day

Dempsey Stewart Nipple for Fashion

Her name is Dempsey Stewart and she is a model that is willing to get naked for fashion…which I guess makes her a whore because whore’s also get paid to get naked for false promises and cold hard cash….but I guess when it is in the studio setting, and not on a street corner, it makes it all okay and socially acceptable….when the money is going to coke at all night fashion parties…even though most models get coke for free instead of to a crack rock that bitch is gonna smoke out of a coke can….you know instead of to a pair of unsoiled underwear….the world smiles enviously….here are the pics…

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Dempsey Stewart Nipple for Fashion

Some Pussy at Some Unicef Bullshit of the Day

Christmas is the season of giving and in the spirit if giving Unicef threw an event and invited all these low levels to come show off their titties for some moderate attention becuase really any attention is good…. They are so charitable and caring that I am sure every single one of them was like “Look and me, I’m at an event for a good cause, I’m not a vapid cunt, and look at my tits, maybe the paparazzi and magazines will talk about how good I look because that’s what I live for”……Selfish acts of fucking kindness…That’s what makes the world go round….I just watched two bums outside the richest neighborhood begging for change and not one bmw, mercedes, bentley driving motherfucker gave homie a dollar…probably cuz he didn’t offer a tax receipt…Greedy pigs… Here are the charitable cunts… Brooklyn Decker Still Looking Downs Syndrome…only a lot more pregnant…like when the Downs Syndrome girl runs away, hits a bar, and gets knocked up by someone no one every finds out who….cuz Homie never wants to admit he banged a retard runaway… Nicole Richie Hard Nipple on Some Probably Fake Titty…. Kristen Bell Slut Diane Kruger Titty,,, Rose McGowan Titty Cleavage…..

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Some Pussy at Some Unicef Bullshit of the Day

The Making of the Pirelli 2012 Calendar of the Day

IF you always wanted to know what goes on in the mind of a photographer who shoots the nude models of the Pirelli Calendar….because it makes your jerking off to it feel like intellectual, academic, cultured experience, because you can get what the people in the photos were thinking, why they did things, the process, the experience…this is for you….and if that’s your thing…all that background research for your naked model masturbation….you’re weird…but you already knew that….

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The Making of the Pirelli 2012 Calendar of the Day

Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day

I used to fuck this chick from Holland named Bregje and she used to wear stupid clown pants like this…I just figured it was our cultural differences in our fashions….but people in Holland love riding bikes harder than they love legal prostitution…leading to me figuring out that some fabrics don’t breathe and that makes for a serious pussy smell similar to death…something you’d probably already assume of Ali Larter, even without her crazy pants, you know all filled up with afterbirth and shit, thanks to pregnancy, a prolapsed anus and ruptured intestine, you know baby making injuries….here are the pics…..who the fuck is Ali Larter ?

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Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day

Jessica Biel Ass in a Dress of a Day

Jessica Biel is everyone’s favorite rock solid body….and I use the word everyone pretty loosely since I don’t think I’ve ever really heard anyone say anything about her….maybe cuz I don’t listen to people when they talk, but probably because she’s only brought up when trying to prove Justin Timberlake’s homosexuality….it’s evidence just like the fact he was in an all boys band created by a convicted pedophile… But this isn’t about TImberlake, it’s about Jessica Biel and her ass, all round and gently covered by a piece of fabric…all romantic like a romance novel that leads to fat lonely women having a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter and their dogs…you know how it is…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the Megan Fox replacement with the semi racist name, is half naked, in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar, I guess for old times, cuz she was a topless model ….you know to really secure her place with the virgin losers, often times bald and into comic books dudes who are obessed with her and to sell some Harper’s Bazzar UK magazines…..or maybe it is just a tribute to her before her over-achieving ass made historical, legendary, instant classic movies like Transformers 7 the Robot Gangban Years…or whatever G Rated shit she is in…when really she just belongs half naked, fully naked, in a bikini or showing pussy lip..that’s the only logical transition from model to hollywood…but this bitch skipped the pornographic step….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti Remain in Bikinis of the Day

Here are so more pictures of a couple of South American models in their bikinis from some family vacation that was set up to remind you how ugly the ass and pussy you fuck is….you know to remind you how ugly the ass and pussy you think is hot and that you wish you could fuck is…because all the good pussy is the shit in third world that wishes it was American….meaning that it looks like this and is willing to fuck you like that….cuz all they want is to use you for your papers and when it looks like this I let them use me for anything….

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Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti Remain in Bikinis of the Day