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Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio Strip for Xmas of the Day

Here’s a hot vintage feel Chirstmas striptease with Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio….showing off their hot slutty lingerie bodies in short shorts, panties and bra…while dancing around the Christmas Tree….and I fucking love it….if I was a fashion company…this is the kind of shit I’d pull every fucking day…it’s simple, obvious but to me half naked hot bitches who have bored me doing Victoria’s Secret finally stepping up is art…..that makes me want to cum all over my red suit….or maybe just all over them… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio

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Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio Strip for Xmas of the Day

Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=84141″> There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter…. I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood. I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it… That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter…. Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite… Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress… Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating… Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy…. Hilary Swank is Boys Don’t Cry…. Ludacris and Some Big Black Booty….

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Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

Angela Lindvall Models Lingerie of the Day

I’ve seen Angela Lindvall’s Pussy so it’s almost like she’s my fantasy one-sided relationship internet girlfriend…if only she was a little more spread eagled…….making these pictures, all corporate lingerie shoot, pretty obsolete and boring…nothing more than an excuse to link back to her pussy pics…which I guess is good enough for me… Models, who get naked for their modeling, are amazing, even when clothed, cuz they offer us perverts a backlog, and that’s better than their counterparts who get naked for money we call strippers cuz they don’t even let me use my video camera in the club….

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Bar Refaeli Wet for GQ UK of the Day

I’ve never been to Israel…but I know people who have and apparently Bar Refaeli hasn’t got shit on the hot everyday Jewish girls who live there and rock the beach, she’s just the one cunty enough seeking validation for her looks, making millions off her looks, and fucking celebrities with her looks, and her looks are goood enough for me….all wet and half naked in GQ UK…. Happy Channukah….

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Bar Refaeli Wet for GQ UK of the Day

Elin Nordegren’s Friend’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Tiger Woods or the pussy he got pregnant….all money grubbing, groupie and unsupportive of his cheating, even though he gave her everything she ever could ask for, and all he asked for in exchange was the freedom to fuck some whores, and any other bitch would respect that decision, only this one took him for 1/2 billion dollars….and that flaw in the system represents all things wrong with both marriage and more importantly, all things wrong with giving women the right to vote. There is a reason wives were property….and we had to go ahead and ruin that….

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Rihanna’s Switching Things Up By Being a Blonde WHore of the Day

Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle… Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…

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Pippa Middleton Still Hasn’t Gone Bad of the Day

Dear Pippa – I am still waiting for you to piss off your family by being a dirty little slut….humiliating them to let them know there is more to life that your sister and her royal family prostitution that made her a queen….you know to assert yourself as your own kind of queen by exposing your genitals…Get on that cuz these sweater/nun influenced conservative shit that I can’t jerk off to even if I know there’s a whore burning up under them…just doesn’t cut it… Thanks in advance….regards….sincerely…..etc… .

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Pippa Middleton Still Hasn’t Gone Bad of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret. In fact I am convinced that her secret is the she’s actually a he, who like my first internet girlfriend was using me to make money, by sending me nude pics of some other cunt, that I thought was her cunt, that turned out to be his cunt. It is a money making machine, likely linked to satan, and as much as I want to like the dumb bitches with small tits who they make look like they have big tits, I can’t stomach their idiotic answers to idiotic questions….I TWEETED THE EXPERIENCE if you want a more in depth look at the informercial it is that I hate…. Or you could just watch it on youtube and masturbate like a 10 year old with no porn access that you probably are…. Part 1 Part 2

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Pam Anderson is Haggard as Fuck but Trying to Look Vibrant of the Day

Pam Anderson is slowly morphing into what may be a cartoon character, because I guess when you are dying of hepatits that you got being a whore, coupled with only having a career because people jerked off to your big fake tits in a time big fake tits weren’t everywhere, puts a lot of pressuere on a bitch when it comes to attending events…Botox and Facelifts for everyone….but it’s nice to see she hasn’t lost her core….as she licks her PETA stamp….unless this is the equivalent of an old burlesque dancer putting on her tap shoes at the old folks home to show everyone she’s still got it….Either way, who cares, it’s fun to point and laugh at someone who thought she was too good to fuck you at her prime….as she falls the fuck apart…but tries to play it up all cute….something a face that hard can never be..

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Miley Cyrus in a Throwback See Thru of the Day

Here’s some shitty pictures from some homosexual campaign of Miley Cyrus in some semi-see through but totally not erotic shirt unless it is old and she’s 16 in the shit cuz 16 year olds aren’t supposed to be in see through shirts, they are supposed to be wholesome and not fucking even though their periods and natural capacity of being able to give birth paints a different fucking picture…but fuck biology and genetics…instead follow arbitrary rules of what someone decided is right or wrong…like gay marriage….teen brides are a cause we should all get behind….and petition…you perverts have rights too damnit…

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