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Victoria’s Secret Girls Open a Store in Puerto Rico of the Day

I don’t really get off to shout outs to Puerto Rico by models in helicopter flying to the store opening….if anything it annoys me because it is some stupid fucking shit…that feature girls who are supposed to be fucking naked or half naked and not conversing on camera like this…. I am more into watching Adriana Lim and her hot mom body dancing like an idiot… But I figured I have no choice but to fall into their evil corporate trap that manipulates me with women I want to fuck and by getting them half naked….I’m a slave like that… TO See THe Rest of the Pics of them In Store Showing Some Hard Nipple…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria’s Secret Girls Open a Store in Puerto Rico of the Day

Ashlee Simpson Not Wearing Pants of the Day

Aslee Simpson is at the level of fame where I write she’s not wearing pants, and the video or picture next to it is of her fisting herself listening to a Jessica Simpson medley of song, because Jessica Simpson is what made her, from the shitty albums, to the lip syncing…to pretty much everything she’s ever done….including the Fall Out Boy dude who knocked her up…..and really she only stayed in the media because it was fun to mock Jessica Simpson cuz Ashlee had everything she wanted….the younger sister was married, was skinny, had a baby…all things that Jessica couldn’t get as she got fatter and fatter…and now that she’s pregnant, with some K-Fed of her own….Ashlee Simpson just doesn’t matter… She just looks like a lesbian with a pointy nose out to buy organic food or some shit…and that’s BORING. She needs to learn how to make pantsless better….

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Sophie Monk For No Real Reason of the Day

The most amazing thing in this Sophie Monk character, besides from the fact that she has a vagina capable of eating a snowsuit and giving her cameltoe, is that she’s probably got more money than all of you…and that’s a testament to just how shitty hollywood, because garbage men offer better service to the world, you know leave a better impact than most celebrities, so you can only assume that a raccoon eating garbage out of your backyard, does more for the world that Sophie Monk, yet she’s better paid for her trash… Unless of course it is hush money from the Good Charlotte sister, cuz she likely has dirty on him and can ruin him. Who cares. I prefer her in her shitty low level embarrassing joke movies that pay her more that most people make in a year….where she shows tit…but seeing her useless at the airport works for me too

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Marisa Miller Milking Football to get Noticed of the Day

I know Marisa Miller’s got an awesome hard body that she works hard on….but I just can’t get past how old and hard her face is….like an ex stripper who somehow slept her way into the SI Swimsuit issue….where she played up being all american, and the perfect chick for dudes, whether masturbating herself against a harley, or a gibson guitar….American staples, now she’s gone onto the NFL where she talks about her love of football, the perfect girl, or just a good self promoter…who knows…but here she is merging your favorite thing…girls and sports…and if you watch it on mute it’s better, cuz who cares what this botox face has to say or the lies she spews…we just wanna see more titty…

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Some Bottom Feeding Nothing Actress Releasing Toilet Pics for Attention of the DAy

This was emailed to me last night and I ignored it, because lets face it, nothing actresses named Marsha Thomas who was in “Into the Blue 2″ and Lost….in staged pictures on the toilet just aren’t hot unless I see the shit coming out of their asses, or at least a little pussy lip…. Then more and more people started sending it my way and no one ever emails me…so it became clear that I was part of a PR stunt ring and I figured I’d just put it up even though I know this is a PR stunt to get on the blogs by some actress who is hardly famous…..and I’m only doing it cuz I like clean cotton panties…in all circumstances….around knees or on floors motherfucker…. Maybe she should step up her getting publicity game….in the form of showing her fucking vagina lips… I can’t believe this is the kind of exclusives I get…the shit no one else will touch…except maybe Marsha Thomas….with that toilet paper…

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Megan Fox Tight Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Megan Fox in some tight pants that I am only posting because I thought I could see vagina definition but didn’t see any vagina definition, you know seeing her pussy lip stick out like a tongue instead of her tongue sticking out like a tongue, leaving me all alone, scared, confused, and forced to remember that she keeps her vagina sacred, for a dude who played David on 90210 in the early 90s, and who has since done nothing, giving all the other losers out there hope, that one day they too may get some cunty, insecure, hot, but never naked celebrity bitch with no talent, who was replaced by a model cuz that’s how good she is at her craft, provided they have a couple million dollars…. Here are the tight pant pictures….

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Wrong Way on the Escalator is the Viral Video of the Day

This is funny….some fancy lady in a fancy department store wasn’t too classy when she chanelled her inner 5 year old and walked up the escalator the wrong fucking way…and almost falls on her face as she struggles at the top, all because she was probably too lazy to walk around to find the up ride….even though this looks like it took work…maybe it is cuz she missed her pilates class that day…who fucking knows…it’s just funny to watch….

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Top Wet Heels Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I don’t know if youtube is weird…or if the people who use youtube are weird…I just know there is a huge underbelly of youtube watching little girls dancing, and other random, obscure and probably illegal fetishes, while videos of bitches naked, even though naked bitches is a normal occurrance that happens to normal women every fucking day….while guys making them shower in heels as they jerk off…is a little more twisted….but for some reason I can’t find naked girls on youtube…but I can sure find wet heels fetish videos….That’s Fucking weird. Some Heels in the TUb…..Totally normal to be turned on to this… Wet in Heels in the Shower… Wet Pink Heels Some Fuck Me Boots with Heels in the Shower Bahing her High Heels….The Slideshow Bathing the Red Heels – He Movie Heels Without a the Person Attached to them…We call this – Pure Heels I think this one is my favorite….

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Rihanna’s Got an American Pussy of the Day

Rihanna a Bajan who has managed to live the American Dream better than 99% of Americans, is honoring her gracious host country, the country that gave her a home, a record deal….the country that put her on TV and on the radio as their representative…..the country that didn’t send her back to her island to clean hotel rooms like all her friends….by wearing it’s flag on her whore pussy….and I’m guessing that’s a big honor wear she’s from, cuz when my friend went to Barbados, he told me there were a lot of young girls that celebrated his visit in exchange for money by rubbing him up on her pussy…however it could be an unrelated event. Here are the pics for you patriots who need flags on pussy to get off…

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Keira Knightley Tits in a Movie of the Day

So Keira Knightley shows some tit in a movie called A Dangerous Method that hasn’t been released here yet…..here’s the plot…. Set on the eve of World War I, A Dangerous Method is based on the turbulent relationships between fledgling psychiatrist Carl Jung, his mentor Sigmund Freud, and Sabina Spielrein, the troubled but beautiful young woman who comes between them. Sure, we’ve seen her tits before, but let’s hope this movie gets a littler more hardcore, not because I’m necessarily a Keira Knightley fan, but because I am a naked celebrity fan…and the movie is made by David Cronenberg, who is behind Crash, a movie I’ve jerked off to at least once, I mean fucking in cars as you crash them is exhilerating shit especially when it hit theaters in 1996, years before internet smut took over and those NC-17 movies and old national geographics were all we had……… TO See The Clip FOLLOW THIS LINK

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