How about some Vanessa Minnillo riding a bike in Hawaii in her bikini alongside her husband Nick Lachay to cross reference with some Jessica Simpson fat pics….then with some Jessica Simpson illegit kid pics….then finally with their Mexico vacation fucking in a hot tub pics…to point out that motherfucker made the right choice….oh how I’d love to sniff that sweaty bike seat….but it is winter here and the only bikes available to me belong to vile hippies trying to save the environment….and I’m scared of that lesbian shit. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I can’t stand Katy Perry…anyone who reads this site knows that she’s a hack who basically found a bullshit song that doesn’t require being sang that was controversial enough and cheesy enough to talk to little girls everywhere making her this success…despite being barely hot, defintely dumpy, but busty enough that with enough marketing, she could carry herself into some realm of being labeled hot….despite being awkward in the way she moved and the way she’s built…. But here’s her new video that dropped today of her looking her best, all old as fuck,so that her we can accept her ugliness, cuz when a bitch is elderly, you don’t expect beauty and you don’t have to focus on her acne and everything else wrong with her, you accept her fat ass, and sloppy body cuz you’re only in it for the baked goods….and the impending, hopefully sooner than later death…. Either way, here’s her new video that exploits some emotions, taps into some lost love, in some cheesy shit that feeds into the scam that is her….But more offensive is that they play some Johnny Cash at theend…which annoys me more than anything about this smutty drivel crap that pollutes our life…cuz as a devout Johnny Cash fan, this should have never happened….we get it Katy Perry you’re a fucking LA Hipster…now kill yourself.
I know sex offenders who get off to sex offenders who look like they should be the one getting sex offended all underage and shit even though she’s of age…don’t need nude pics of the bitch to get off, they can get off to just showing her his penis while in public….so I figured I’d put up this Selena Gomez shit, cuz she is a big deal who everyone is looking at, and even if she’s not half naked and crawling around, she’s got a couple tube top cleavage bouncing…but that’s about as much as you’ll get in this wholesome, girl next door, not slutting out shit….but let’s hope uggs and skirts showing soe leg is enough for you…..and I have a feeling it is.
Recently Fat, Bi-Polar, Rehab, Anger Management, barrel of headcase issues cuz she had no childhood, but was instead propelled into the competitive, abusive world of child stardom, to make her parents rich enough to buy the house and not have to work the plant their immigrant asses belong in…Demi Lovato….has decided to bring out some titty to some event…and it’s not all that exciting, I mean it’s not the 90s, and J.Lo kinda broke down that door of deep neckline dresses, desensitizing us….because our pervert levels are so much harder to reach thanks to all the porn we’ve been exposed to and all the stunts celebs have pulled the last decade…reminding her that maybe she should tap into her crazy side and smear feces on her naked body while fucking household objects in video the next time she wants to get noticed…since that’s why bi-polar people do when they are really bi-polar and not just pretending to be to justify being fat or whatever it is this twat is doing…. Who cares – here are the pics of her a the Latin Grammy Awards. Here are the other bitches who were with her at the Latin Grammy Awards I wasn’t Invited to….all latin which I think is another word for elegant and well put together, subtle yet refined, all the time like this isn’t a fucking ghetto backyard wedding on Easter.motherfuckers Shakira the princess at the Prom Paulina Rubio Classy like a Mexican Catholic Christmas Event for Jesus…… Mayra Veronica a vision in red… Sofia Vergara Not Titty Enough for my liking……. Adrienne Bailon showing some side….
This may not be new….It was uploaded to youtube in February….but someone sent it into me today and that makes it new to me….far less new thant this mom who has clearly seen better days….based on that face….but seeing her teach her daughter some medicated stripper looking moves….inspires…..this should be a mother’s day ad for Hallmark….the bond that is eternal, between mother and daughter….or some shit…
I hate posting commercials from companies for free. It just gets under my fucking skin because I know they are commercials and that I am doing what they want me to do in creating the viral video in the first place…but sometimes shit is too good and actually achieves what it is meant to achieve….and that usually happens when girls are in their bikinis… So the company is called JBS…the viral video is bitches in bikinis running around with each other in a semi-erotic way, pretending they make the men’s underwear, instead of being he asian babies with their small hands working long hours in disgusting working conditions for 10 cents, that actually make the underwear….and that time of blinder over my eyew works for me….espeically with such big titties…
Nothing like girls in skirts sitting at a good vantage point in front of you…cuz you know there’s always going to be a slip up, no one, no matter how well trained they are, can sit and get up without flashing a little twat….and when they are up on stage…it’s far easy to catch the slip up, then the way I’ve been caught many times trying to do when a bitch is sitting at the same level as you….you know pretending to drop a pen, forced to crawl under the table, is far less subtle way to get flashed… Unfortunaltey, I don’t have any panty pics from this TWILIGHT BULLSHIT EVENT, but I know they are out there, or that the audience did, cuz it’s just science motherfuckers…and sometimes just knowing that is enough to get my fantasy wheels turning, because I’m weird and love when girls let us look up their skirts…knowingly, unknowingly, panties or not. It’s always amazing.
Pregnancy…Some people think it is such a beautiful and romantic thing…the natural purpose of women and men coming together in love to carry on their genes as one continuing the legacy ofmankind into the next generation…. Some people think pregnancy is creepy, cuz an alien creature is growing in a bitch, who in turn gets fat and her vagina gets shredded to pieces….. Other people think, pregnancy represents commitment, the worst kind of STD cuz it costs a fortune…. While, I think pregnancy makes great fat tits milk filled and noutrishes, while offering an excuse for weight gain, and remembering bitch fucks without condoms and lets dude cum in her….naughty…. Here’s jessica Simpson tits on twitter….focusing on the good….of what most may find bad. While others find erotic….pretty much pleasing everyone…Good job.
I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.
I don’t know who the fuck Leeann Tweeden is….Aparently she was on some fitness show working out for daytime TV, called in sick, stayed at home from school jerk off sessions….and recently She was in Playboy and everyone went nuts over the shit, emailing and tweeting me, probably not aware that this video from some show called Edenquest, hosted by Pam Anderson in 1995, purely softcore and cheesy, showcased her fake tits, cuz that was the whole point of those fake tits to begin with, it just didn’t work out for her as well as she hoped… Anyway, I love 90s erotica, softcore, fake tits….so I’m posting it. To See THe Video FOLLOW THIS LINK
