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Dakota Fanning’s Erotic Ad of the Day

Here’s 17 year old Dakota Fanning in an ad for Marc Jacobs and it’s abotu as erotic as watching kids play in the park, it’s so funny that people freak out about shit cuz she’s 17, when no one freaked out that her mom put her to work at 4. She’s likely sexually active, she’s gonna be 18 soon, it is legal to fuck her in many countries, who fucking cares…she looks hot and this is only pornographic or inappropriate to anyone perverted enough to get a boner looking at this shit. The only offensive thing is that she’s fully clothed and bitch is pretending to still have her flower….I guess I just like my 17 year olds sluttier or maybe I just like my scandals to be actual fucking scandals…

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Blake Lively Does Push Up Bras of the Day

Blake Lively’s vagina has had more A-List success than the rest of her….it’s far more Hollywood than her bottom feeding, Cable TV Show, ass will ever be…. It’s been passed around more than the EMMY for Modern Family was brought to Colombia with Vergara to excite the kids with the idea that prostution in america can be fruitful…. She’s not all that hot, I hate push up bras when I get to fuck the bitch with disappointment when I bring her home, but I don’t have enough Oscar nods or big production movies under my belt or on my IMDB, that she’d want to assocaite herself to through sex, so I can just look at her…and look not touching happens to the only time I love me some push-up bras…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Something of the Day

I was just talkign to someone I’ve known for a while and he told me a friend of his gave him an hour of shit when she found out that he knew me, that he read my site, because I am the worst thing on the internet in her mind…because I guess she doesn’t get what I’m doing here, which makes sense because I don’t know what I am doing here, but I guess the porn ads make me no so mainstream….or kid friendly….or something you’d ever see on CNN…… So when I mock busty half naked bitches who get paid to get in their underwear like common whores, cuz they are common whores, but spend more time focusing on her abortion that she staged as a miscarriage, because she doesn’t want the pro-lifers, since she finally made it and feels she has a few more years in her big tits and cgut to make it…. But I’m more into focusing on how she spread her abortion staged as a miscarrige …or maybe it was her first period after the abortion staged as a miscarriage all over her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us ….mocking us for buying into her bullshit and making her rich….in some weird tribal ritual I don’t get… Here’s some NUTS Magazine panty / bra / photoshoot….cuz it is better than nothing.

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Coco Does Lunch with her Dog of the Day

I don’t think anyone needs further proof that Coco is not hot…but for some reason…I call getting naked, slutting out, making a joke of herself like a circus clown with a circus body shape….is interesting to us….but looking at her clothed is like when the lights at the strip club turn on, when the black light of half nakedness can’t hide the true haggard nature of what you just paid good money to….and even cleavage can’t carry this outfit into a place of sex appeal….it just further reminds us that she’s not all that, she’s dumpy, she short, she’s trashy, she’s weird looking, and to let the black celebrity with a weird stripper fetish keep her…ideally for himself because I am as tired of her as her poor dog I am sure she makes lick peanut butter off her twat…cuz she’s just that kind of girl…. That said….Here’s an Ice T and Eazy E battle – Cuz Eazy E died of AIDS and that may explain why Ice Likes this tranny looking bitch….memories of gay in the 90s….

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Some Bitches at the Glamor Awards of the Day

Every day there are events that I am not invited to…I’m talking around the globe, events I am left out of, because either people don’t know me, or don’t want me, or forget to include me….From birthday parties, to club nights, to even meetings at the bowling alleys…..and the neglect or rejection reminds me of high school and would hurt me if I actually cared to go…I don’t need your stupid parties…especially not celebrity events…cuz free drink and free food with famous twats hasn’t got shit on couch sitting……and here are some pics of the sluts at the Glamour Gala event I wasn’t invited to… Beverly Johnson and her See Through Shirt…..she’s the first black model to ever be on the cover of American Vogue back in 1974, a 60 year old revolutionary showing off her nipples works for me… Alba in what I thought was some latex fetish suit – you know like a little catholic or AMISH or Mormon orhan you can wipe the cum off role play suit – but turned out to be some sequined shit you’d expect to see on a Golden Girl in 89….proving yet again that starting a family makes a bitch really suck…. J.Lo and her Leg trying to be sexy, forgetting she never was sexy…. That dude from Glee How about some Blondie Deborah Harry turned Whitie……for no reason than to post a bad joke… Chelsea Handler in Some Cat Suit…that hugged her vagina and tits like the whore that she is…..or that she was to get to where she is.

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Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-Fat-Kid-from-Stand-By-Me’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

I have fond memories when Rebecca Romijn was the big question mark on John Stamos’ arm…reminding us that if you were ever on TV, marketed as a heart throb alongside the Olsen Twins and that crack head Josie Tweedin and Kurt Cameron’s bible fucking sister…hot bitches who had a crush you still groupie out on you…until meeting the fat kid from Stand By Me….and throwing Stamos out the window…only to get knocked up by the motherfucker…then bouncing back to this…..tight fucking fantastic fucking body I like looking at it….almost as much as I did in 1991 when she first started as an SI Model and Victoria’s Secret Angel thanks to her big tits at 19….even though it is 2011 and she’s 39 year old mother…wearing it well… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-Fat-Kid-from-Stand-By-Me’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Coco’s Disgusting Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

This dumpy shit is not hot. Anyone who says it is….is fucking weird….or just buying into the hype…or gay and unsure of what a hot bitch is supposed to be….Sure, shit entertains…It’s better to see a dumpy bitch half naked puttign on a show, than working the Walmart cash….and what it comes down to is that the irony in her fatness is that if she would lift her ass more often – like an exercise…maybe she’d break a sweat and lose some fatness but then she probably wouldn’t be a circus act anymore… Here are the pics… She was proudly posting her bikini pics on twitter….in some shameless self promotion that clearly works for her…. The weirdest shit I saw on her twitter album was that people tattoo her on them….fucking weird. We’re all doomed…

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Coco’s Disgusting Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

Scarlett Johansson Getting Some Dick of the Day

In case you were wondering….this isn’t Lady Gaga dragging a dude out of the river to steal his penis to staple to her leg…it is Scarlett Johansson…recently divorced, aware that her husband has moved onto the town whore, Blake Lively, figures she should dress like an 80s whore, and drag wet suit wearing scuba men out of the waters searching for missing poeple, and filling her vagina that’s been missing people…if you know what I mean..How else could you explain this?

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Scarlett Johansson Getting Some Dick of the Day

Katy Perry Upskirt…Unfortunately of the Day

This is unfortunate…..I know people like to say they love Katy Perry, they think she is hot, but those people are fucking crazy, and I don’t believe them, because she’s vile and more importantly fucking annoying….Sure she’s got tits, but so does every fat girl in line at McDonalds or any fast food place, and you don’t see me jerking off to them, but that’s probably because I do it in the bathroom stall. I’m weird like that….but not weird like whatever’s going on in Katy Perry’s pantyhose…

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Adriana Lima’s Topless Underwear Shoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret don’t want us to forget that the Fashion show is coming out soon….but more importantly to their business model…that holiday shopping is coming soon…so they leak picture after picture of hot bitches half naked in boring, yet half naked, therefore hardly boring poses, so people like me, who get no money for this, even though it’s all corporate and evil, to write about it, because I value the half naked nature of the hot bitches they use, more than I value cold hard cash they should be fucking paying me….it’s the best scam going…didn’t need to go to business school to figure that one out… So here’s Lima, a mom, topless grabbing tit, all photoshopped and shit, because she’s still hot, even though I’m ready for new period blood to stain the panties that are Victoria’s Secret….I’ll be nostalgic and post the shit…I mean that sex face is too hard to pull out on….even though she’s catholic and anti abortion…the kinda pussy you risk it with….if you’re in it, and debating not knocking her up, then you aren’t a K-Fed like the rest of us, and you’ve probably won at life…but you get what I’m saying… Oh and here are some supposed 2011-2012 Fashion show leaked fitting pics….in video….I can’t confirm or deny…cuz I don’t care… Here’s those topless pics…

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