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Kim Kardashian Thickness of the Day

KIM KARDASHIAN IS A FUCKING PORNSTAR ….. Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian porn trash who tricked the world in one must be one of the best PR spins of all time….in some tight pants showing off her thickness….that I find disgusting because it stems from laziness and because she represents all that is wrong with the world….living in excess, self involved, materialistic, media lies…. When really all she ever was a rich kid with a trust fund and a dead dad who let black dudes piss on her… Apparently, it is her birthday….and since she helps finance the site, I figure I should acknowledge the chubby lie that she is…cuz I got nothing better to do… To See 5 Minutes of her Sex Tape Follow THis Link To Buy Her SEX TAPE ON DVD FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Top Girls in the Kitchen Half Naked Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I do these youtube fetish videos posts, because I know people use youtube to jerk off and that makes me mad, cuz my site is the one banned in offices and schools as porn, even though no one jerks off to it, making life unfair, corpoorations always win, Occupy Walstreet, support the mom and pop smut site Today’s fetish – girls in the kitchen acting slutty – even if the kitchen is where you think women belong – sexist. Immigrant chicks cook half naked… It’s an Outdoor Kitchen – But a Kitchen None The Less – Don’t Discriminate Weird Thanksgiving Bikini Cooking Show… Making Spaghetti Some Big Tits Cooking Girl Seducing at the BBQ Sloppy Bitch in a Bikini Top…. After you cook – you need to clean… After you clean – You dance… After you Dance – You Invite Friends to Join

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Black Woman Starts African Race War over a cup of Water at Kwik-E-Mart of the Day

Here’s a stable fat bitch going nuts about Africa, Immigration, politics, slavery in one of the most convincing and educated ways, all directed at the owners of a Kwik-E-Mart because they charged her $0.15 for a glass of water…..which is totally fucking sane….it is a few days old, but never old when it reflects the state of America and the people who inhabit the country so nicely….

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Black Woman Starts African Race War over a cup of Water at Kwik-E-Mart of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Pants Off for Vogue Germany of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely, also known as the Megan Fox, who we like better than Megan Fox, because she started out as a model willing to get naked before she became the new Megan Fox, while Megan Fox was just a cunt about getting naked, cuz she knew people thought she was hot and figured people would keep coming back for more, you like a stripper on her first dance, trying to seduce without showing pussy…only to marry some loser from 90210 every fan hated, while Rosie hooked up with some bald action star peopled liked, especially other bald guys, cuz he brings them hope, making her a seriously important person in Hollywood….and here she is with her pants off for Vogue Germany…

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Pants Off for Vogue Germany of the Day

Kate Winslet Titties for Harpers Bazaar UK of the Day

I think I need to give Kate Winslet more love….she is a pretty committed actress….so committed that she gets naked all the fucking time for various roles, whether movies or TV mini series and I saw that Mildred Pierce shit recently and I loved her Titties get fucked in it ….I would have totally fucked her for her money, then end up with her skinny naked teen daughter too….making me relate to the whole thing on a very personal level…. Here are her titties in a bra for Harpers Bazaar UK….and despite being bigger than I normally like….for some weird reason I like….it

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Sofia Vergara Tweets Those Tits of the Day

I posted and linked to Sofia Vergara the miracle from Colombia who managed to defy all odds as a single mother without papers who had to make ends meet in America so she became a huge celebrity after 15 years of grind…a story I’d like to see the biopic of in order to understand how this kind of lottery is won…oh right…cuz of her tits… Apparently, Sofia Vergara posted the pics to twitter too…because she knows how to keep her fans happy…she knows how to keep her employers happy…she’s got this down. Otherwise…her story just doesn’t make sense…

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Taylor Momsen’s See Through Dress and Thong of the Day

Taylor Momsen the bullshit artist who has no ideantity because she’s been in Hollywood for too long and has no idea who or what her actual personality is but who knows how to channel rock and roll idols she’s trying to simulate in an act people actually dig…does one thing right…and that’s performs in her lingerie…because at 18 it may not be as scandalous as it was at 17 but 18 is young, tight and amazing too…it’s also legal…so there’s really more reason for you to be into this white dress, see through thong….seriously….it’s all she’s good for so give her the attention she deserves.

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Taryn Manning and Her Little Period Friendly Shorts of the Day

Taryn Manning is my best Facebook friend….She consistently tells me off because she doesn’t like the comments I leave her, but unlike every other celeb I’ve followed on Twitter or added to Facebook, she hasn’t deleted me yet…maybe it is because she’s not actually a celeb, or maybe it is because she’s so mal-nourished and jacked on some kind of heroin or meth, like she looks like she is, that she can’t be bothered cuz she’s looking for her next hit, and really it all works out for me in the end, unlike these shorts, that may end up period stained, provided this slim frame, that I really love cuz I hate fat chicks, still gets her period….cuz I hear that’s the first to go when you’re body’s conserving all its energy…but I’m not a doctor…even though sometimes I wish I was….mainly cuz of all the vagina and titty they get to see…since even the worst, most infected ones they deal with have nothing on some that I’ve seen…cuz it’s the people who don’t get it treated and let it clear up on its own cuz they can’t be bothered who have it the worst…but enough about that…here’s a bitch in her little shorts…appreciate it.

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Jane Lynch Lesbian Crotch Pictures of the Day

I hate lesbians…partially cuz they won’t fuck me under an circumstance…but mainly because they hate me…all uptight and anti-penis because they were molested as a kid, or because no guys gave them attention growing up, or because they are ugly and the only human willing to fuck them is another woman cuz women are maternal and like to care for broken down, injured things to nurture them back to health….but I do love their haircuts, combat boots, overalls, and overall demeanor…real turn on… So staring at Jane Lynch’s crotch, possibly rocking a strap-on set of balls, or maybe that’s a cameltoe and not a moose knuckle is only natural you know…cuz we all want what we can’t have…sometimes even when it looks like this…scary.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Dog Walking of the Day

I hate most actresses. I find them irritating, average looking, uninteresting and obvious but more importantly full of shit…. For some reason…I don’t really know why….I fucking love Amanda Seyfried….she is my porn..not that I’ve ever jerked off to her…or even the thought of her…cuz I’m not weird like that and prefer jerking off to way more disturbing shit cuz I’m desensitized….but she just looks good, is cute, doesn’t annoy me, chooses both faggy roles, and slutty roles, and even when she’s being boring as shit…which isn’t happening today because she finally brought out a pair of shorts and a shirt that bring out her hotnes, a hotness she should always show off….I still want to be three inches up her asshole with my tongue….something I have a feeling her dog knows all too much about, cuz according to my friend, all the girls he knows are letting their dogs eat them out…on the regular…something that has probably been going on since the dawn of man, but that is still fucking odd…..maybe even odd enough for me to jerk off to….bringing this post full circle, making Seyfried actually my porn and not just my beacon of hope in Hollywood…..amazing…

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