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Miranda Kerr Topless Jean Photoshoot

Do I really need to write anything about these pictures? Honestly, I somehow doubt anyone is even reading this, some crappy text under a picture of a topless Miranda Kerr is about as useful as tits on a bull. Just in case, here’s the supermodel hottie doing her sexy thing for a new ad campaign for some jeans I don’t know the name of. My favorite shot is the one of her in her underwear on the couch. Nothing sells pants like a shot of a pantless model. Well done. more pictures of Miranda Kerr here

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Tits of the Day

KIM KARDASHIAN IS A PORNSTAR …. I just like to remind people that this tranny looking bitch with fat tits, cuz she’s fat and a plastic face, cuz she’s tacky and looks like a stripper, launched her career with some trust fund money, that bought a camera, that she used to film a sex tape with a black man, and instead of it tainting her and damaging her rep, the team of expert PR people and Ryan Seacrest, turned it around into something that made her 100,000,000 dollars….all for nothing. You all know this, why bother repeating myself, she’s fat, squeezed into a tight dress to look less obese and lazy, even though everything about her is lazy, hack, bullshit… Stare at her tits….

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Carla Gugino Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know shit about Carla Gugino …..but I know I like her tits…but then again…I like all tits…unless they are FAKE TITS cuz fake tits are always clowny as fuck and ruined strip clubs for me making those dumb money hungry obvious cunts less interesting to touch than a fucking a real doll…cuz at least real dolls let you fuck them for free…unless your financing the shit and paying interest…cuz real dolls aren’t fucking real…

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Selena Gomez is a Chola of the Day

Here is Selena Gomez doing some promo for the EMAs….apparently she’s the host, which I can only asssume has to do with her fucking Justin Bieber and that kind of sex offense being something celebrated in Europe because Europeans are all perverts openly, as you keep your perversion to yourself as you masturbate to this bitch cuz she looks 12 and is showing some tit in a bra…the real sex offender is you…creep. As a Martinez, I take offense to her mocking her Gomez roots…but that wouldn’t stop me from making her sex offend for me as I jerk off in the corner…if you know what I mean.

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George Clooney Premieres Stacy Keibler Out in Public of the Day

George Clooney has decided to premiere his new pussy, Stacy Keibler, who happens to be hotter than his Italian pussy from Dancing with the Stars who aren’t stars cuz her claim to fame was fucking George Clooney….. And the next thing about Stacy Keibler is that she comes in the form of an ex WWF wrestler who already did Dancing with the Stars, cuz she’s a leader bottom feeder, not a latch on bottom feeder like Canalis…. and her legs are long legs that give her the kind of body you would not associate with being wrestling body….I mean if pro wrestling women were actually about wrestling and not about giving people somethine to jerk off to in order for the whole experience to not be a gay thing….which I guess is also Clooney’s hope…cuz no one wants to question their sexuality….so they give us < a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2011/09/12/top-stacy-keibler-wrestling-videos-of-the-day" target="_blank"> SCENES LIKE THIS ….but then again…they also gave us Chyna ….who knows…who cares…

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Sara Jean Underwood Oatmeal Wrestling of the Day

Here’s some Ryan Seacrest pussy from Playboy turned marketing herself as a host on NERD TV cuz NERDS are loyal and they stay fans until they die, or more likely, until they turn themselves into robots that last forever thanks to all the advancements in technology….Sarah Underwood and she’s wrestling in a vat of Oatmeal…reminding me of the love I had for girls wrestling in Mud, Jello, Pudding and pretty much anything and everything that involved being wet, half naked, usually drunk while I was drunk, until going to a bar and actually witnessing one – realizing the bitches who agree to this kind of thing in real life…are bitches you’d rather not see ….so here she is living up the fantasy she’s created around herself….for nerds to feel like they will one day marry her…it’s weird…but this clip isn’t…it’s hot and I saw that cuz I’ve seen her naked and now what her vagina looks like bald…Good times.

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Sara Jean Underwood Oatmeal Wrestling of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Looking Like a Crackhead and I Like It of the Day

I have a soft spot in my empty soul for a few things in life, one of them being Lindsay Lohan since we are connected at the soul and have a one sided relationship, the other is addicts cuz I appreciate they passion and commitment, and the third being street hookers since I like cheap blowjobs…and these pics look like a great amalgamation of the three…. It has elements Lohan who was back when our one-sided love affair started, mixed nicely with addiction legs, addiction skin, addiction teeth, addiction hair, rocking the look of a street whore ready for action…only far more luxurious cuz this pussy has paparazzi following her around…. People are saying she’s on meth, I’m saying it is heroin, but i could just be pills or even crack…and it doesn’t matter, that crockpot, smorgasboard of amazing goes straight to her vagina, making it a colorful petridish of amazing…and I just wish she was one size smaller so that her lip stuck out the short leg….instead…I gotta look at the awkard fit and imagine….knowing one thing ….that she is perfection,

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Ashley Tisdale Looking Amazing of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale looking her best and I am saying that because she is hiding her face and I have spent a few years of my miserable life ripping into her for being ugly and needing a head transplant cuz I’m a jerk….I only did it because I thought her winning some hottest starlet at some teen award was sending kids the wrong message….and I knew that it was just another Hollywood lie…that needed to be outted….I didn’t mean for it to give her a complex….because she’s fine looking as an everyday girl….she just chose to be a hollywood girl…and by hollywood standards she’s ugly….and needs to acknowledge that otherwise she’s just a liar and no one likes liars…right? In a sick way, I like to hink I am resposnible for this complex…..but she was getting nose jobs long before I knew she existed….it’s just nice to feel relevant sometimes… Here are the pics…

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Top Girls Eating Popsicles Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I finally got a fetish request….I’ve been doing this feature I call Youtube is a pornsite cuz people jerk off to their really weird, inappropriate, creepy videos more than they let people believe. There’s so much smut on the shit….and finally a dude emailed in asking for the top girls sucking popsicle videos…because he’s a sick fuck…after hours of digging through youtube, these are the best I could get, since a lot of 12 year olds have videos called “Deep Throating” and popsicles videos seem to be the gateway for kids getting into sex…shit I’d never post here…but that youtube posts and has millions of views on…. So here are legal bitches sucking popsicle. Vintage Gong Show Popsicle Perversion… Romantic Popsicle Sucking… Annoying Bitch With a Popsicle Who Needs to Get Hate Fucked For Being So Annoying… Girl Going Nuts Eating Her Popsicle Not Sure if this is a Popsicle…But it is Penis Shaped…and Might as Well Should be… Some Girl With Cleavage Sucks Her Popsicle Bad Some Punk Chick….and her Popsicle that Matches her Drapes…huh? An Asian and her Popsicle… Asian Getting Fed a Popsicle… Weird School Girl Popsicle Fetish Video She’s Trying to Seduce Us….With Her Popsicle.. Big Lips on a Popsicle…. Half Naked Chick on a Popsicle… Weird Chick Thinks She’s Being Suggestive Eating her Popsicle… One More Chick in a Bikini Top Sucking a Popsicle… Last One – Bella Donna on a Popsicle…

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Top Girls Eating Popsicles Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Top Girls Eating Popsicles Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I finally got a fetish request….I’ve been doing this feature I call Youtube is a pornsite cuz people jerk off to their really weird, inappropriate, creepy videos more than they let people believe. There’s so much smut on the shit….and finally a dude emailed in asking for the top girls sucking popsicle videos…because he’s a sick fuck…after hours of digging through youtube, these are the best I could get, since a lot of 12 year olds have videos called “Deep Throating” and popsicles videos seem to be the gateway for kids getting into sex…shit I’d never post here…but that youtube posts and has millions of views on…. So here are legal bitches sucking popsicle. Vintage Gong Show Popsicle Perversion… Romantic Popsicle Sucking… Annoying Bitch With a Popsicle Who Needs to Get Hate Fucked For Being So Annoying… Girl Going Nuts Eating Her Popsicle Not Sure if this is a Popsicle…But it is Penis Shaped…and Might as Well Should be… Some Girl With Cleavage Sucks Her Popsicle Bad Some Punk Chick….and her Popsicle that Matches her Drapes…huh? An Asian and her Popsicle… Asian Getting Fed a Popsicle… Weird School Girl Popsicle Fetish Video She’s Trying to Seduce Us….With Her Popsicle.. Big Lips on a Popsicle…. Half Naked Chick on a Popsicle… Weird Chick Thinks She’s Being Suggestive Eating her Popsicle… One More Chick in a Bikini Top Sucking a Popsicle… Last One – Bella Donna on a Popsicle…

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