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Christina Milian Mom Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Christina Milian is in one of those music videos you probably used to masturbate to before you had the internet…because it was slutty as fuck as she tried to re-invent herself from whatever she was before this video… Because I’m not gonna bother doing background research, when all I really care about is that she’s at some Vegas event, hosting some end of season party, wearing some one-piece type bathing suit where the tits connect to the twat, even though she’s a mom, and mom’s aren’t supposed to be at trashy vegas events until they’re 50th birthday party, but she’s showing off some titty, and despite knowing her vagina is probably some kind of battlefield thanks to natural child birth, I can ignore that, since it’s strategically covered, and focus on what’s good….which is the fact that she doesn’t use condoms.

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Pregnant Beyonce Showing Off Tit of the Day

I love the bullshit scandal about Beyonce faking her pregnancy….I don’t know why, maybe it is cuz it is such a ridiculous thing to do…even though I have my theories about Jay Z and her being business partners and not actually fuck partners….cuz Jay Z owns the right to Rihanna and according to Esquire she’s the sexiest bitch of 2011…so why would he bother with some fat has been trying to hold on….see I figure Beyonce just wants to maintain a relationship with her fried chicken, you know rekindle it like back when they sponsored her tour and she had an all access pass to their deep fried goodness, while getting press that she’s a mom, only to adopt a kid in 9 months and pretend it is hers…. The whole thing may be confusing, but I’m sure it is fact..but then again I’m a pretty paranoid person and I believe nothing…especially when the baby bump folds in half….and Beyonce’s the kind of girl who only fucks herself in front of the mirror while laying on a pile of diamonds…who knows…but more importantly…who cares… Here she is busting out.

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Eva Longoria Buys Excedrin in Spandex of the Day

This just in…Eva Longoria was spotted in black spandex buying three boxes of Excedrin like some kind of addict who is probably a spokesperson for the brand so idiots like me post the shit cuz we didn’t use google to educate ourselves about he product and just assume it’s diet pills to tame her fat fucking divorced cougar ass….but instead it’s just for headaches, or maybe lame attempted suicide in some kind of cry for attention cuz she’s all down and out thanks to her husband cheating on her..when really she’s probably just got her period…who cares…just look at her big ass in spandex.

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Mexican Dude Licks Dog’s Asshole of the Day

Here’s some of the weirdest shit I’ve seen on Youtube to date….I didn’t know this kind of movement of dudes licking dog asshole existed…because it’s really cruel, disgusting, weird, awkward and ideally illegal….I don’t even understand how Youtube lets this live on their site…but I guess it’s better than if the video featured them fucking the dog…. Eithr way, it is a creepy weird prank and here’s the video… Another one….. And Another one…..

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Mandy Moore’s Possible Pregnant Nipples of the Day

There’s a rumor going around that Mandy Moore is pregnant and that these are her hard nipples while lunching with her dad to break the news to him before she goes to the media that she is in fact a slut who lets guys cum in her without condoms cuz that’s just the way he raised her…. There’s also a rumor going around that people don’t remember who Mandy Moore is, that she’s not hot, has a dumpy, awkward, large hipped body that might as well been pregnant the last 10 years since she peaked at 17….sure I’m the one starting those rumors, but that’s all part of what I waste my time doing…and in my defense, it’s not startin a rumor if no one’s reading it. Here are the nips.

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Watching Ali Larter’s Ass Walk Up Stairs of the Day

Do you ever park yourself at the bottom of a set of stairs, whether at the mall, in a college, or office building and just watch the variety of women climb the shit…ass cheek flexing with every step…sometimes flashing you panty depending on how short the skirt is or how lucky you are…or how committed to the fetish you are…because I do…some of my hottest sexually experiences happened that way and the girl involved had no fucking idea… So here are some pictures of Ali Larter, new mom, tight body, tapping into that pervert fetish wearing jeans….

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Nicole Richie’s Possible Implants of the Day

I am not into Nicole Richie in any fucking way. I actually think she’s a total waste of space and I really make an effort to not put her pictures on the site. Maybe it has to do with the fact that the one night I was forced into hanging out with her, back in the DJ AM days, she was a snobby little cunt who wouldn’t talk to people who were talking to her because she couldn’t be bothered, luckily being saved by the free booze that distracted me from wanting to spit in her face, I’m A-D-D like that…but I think it’s got more to do with her being adopted. I figure anyone who have parents who don’t want them, you know their actual parents don’t want them, then how could anyone else….kinda thing that leads these adopted kids into addiction… That said, she coulda saved DJ AM but instead here she is mom of 2, boring and dressed like Michael Jackson, her godfather, riding her fake dad’s trust fund he set up for her and possibly showing off some fake tits…and who fucking cares….I guess I do enough to post it…that depresses me.

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Anja Rubik & Sasha Pivovarova Titties for Vogue Paris of the Day

If you read the site you will know that I love models. Not the tacky UK topless models you see in those shitty “Lad Mags”…I’m talking high profile fashion models who are in bot SI or Victoria’s Secret but also who are in the high fashion magazines….. Maybe it has to do with them being skinny, maybe it has to do with them being made up to be beautiful, maybe it is the whole glamourous life, or maybe it’s the whole party life that comes with being overpaid to sit around all day and let some pervert take pics of them….but I think it has to do with their willingness to get naked in photoshoots like little whores…cuz when it is for fashion and fashion is gay so it doesn’t feel pornographic…even though a lot of the time it is….but fashion has the best PR and know how to spin shit…and that’s why they get all the advertising dollars and hot women…. So here are some Anja Rubik and Sasha Pivovarova … two hot internation/immigrant girls we’ve all seen naked before, just getting naked again, this time for Vogue Paris or as I like to call it Vogue less uptight that US media….all to make millions and live that good life…and I love it…

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Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs of the Day

Years ago I was watching some daytime talk show about registered sex offenders…and one of the stories stood out as insane….one of the dudes was 19, his girlfriend 17, her dad caught them fucking, he called the police, dude got arrested, the dad pressed charges, he’s a registered sex offender for life….meanwhile Selena Gomez is doing the same shit, but because she’s the girl, it’s ok. She doesn’t go to jail or get put on an embarrassing list that will force her to live in private sex offender communities in Florida, because non sex offenders don’t want her kind in their towns….cuz being a sex offender makes a motherfucker think the sex offender fucks little kids…and I think this story would end in a great way if the legal system was actually fair and didn’t favor celebs…assuming she fucks Beiber, because the chances are pretty good that the real sex offender in all this is Usher Raymod, or as I like to call him, Beiber’s Baby Daddy….and I don’t even know why I bother, 16 is legal in Canada. 14 was legal up until a few years ago….so it doesn’t affect me…I guess I’m an asshole who likes making examples out of people…including myself…since I’m a great example of how not to live your life or run your internet business if you ever want to make any money…. I’m gonna go kill myself with breakfast whiskey….it helps a lot.

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Ashley Greene’s Hard Body in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

So Ashley Greene, the workout obessessed lie of a person who pretended be be a Christian when dating the Jonas brothers because it made for a good marketing campaign, it tied into their whole abstinence thing, but more importantly it secured her twilight ageed fanbase, decided to be real Christian and get half naked in a magazine, and I’m glad she doesn’t give a fuck about her faith, cuz this body is tight.

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