I’ve been tracking Vanessa Hudgens’ desmise into lesbian fatness, I even renamed her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I’m clever as shit. She cut off all her hair, was really committed to the lesbian cause maybe because like all girls who date gay guys cuz they are contractually obligated to, who release nude pics at 17 to get some level of male attention, all sexually confused…. But like a cancer patient, she rose from the ashes, and put on a wig, and all of a sudden looks like a golden trophy I’d like to mount….on my wall like she was some exotic animal I hunted and wanted to keep…Not to sound creepy or anything…
I love Lohan. I think she’s great. I think her insanity is hilarious… and her impending death interesting…considering she had it fucking made, but for some reason totally sabotaged the shit…and that’s funny… I mean she’s in her fucking 20s and for some reason looks like a haggard mafia mom in her 50s, trying to reclaim her youth, because her vagina’s turned grey and droopy and all she’s got left for herself is lip injections and botox….I’m talking those trashy mothers I know you’ve all seen before, who are rich but looking like strippers… It is so weird to me…she’s like a science experiment…. Here she is…Same Face Different Outfit….
Stacy Keibler was just unveiled as George Clooney’s latest jump-off i, or girl he takes out in public like they are his exclusive girlfriend, even though he’s plotting the next vagina to stick his dick in, not that he needs to plot, it kinda just lands on his dick, because being George Clooney means there’s always another ridiculously hot girl around the corner dying to have George Clooney inside them. He’s the kind of guy who 99 percent of married women, even the religious ones, would cheat on their husbands with, because he’s been marketed as this superhero of a bachelor no woman can tame…… I figured what better opportunity than this to post Stacy Kibler wrestling videos from where her career started, on the WWE, before her career ended on Dancing with the Stars…. She was the tool to make Wrestling, the gayest activity to watch on TV, actually hot enough for straight guys to jerk off to, because legs like this are insane….especially when half naked and grindin’…even though I still think wrestling is some serious trashy gayness…but here was their temporary light of hope…. WWE Alumni: Stacy Keibler vs. Trish Stratus Stacy Keibler sexy lap dancing on WWE Heat Stacy Keibler Lingerie Contest Stacy Keibler – Show’s Off Her Ass To The Fans WWE Alumni: Stacy Keibler vs. Molly Holly WWE – Victoria Vs Stacy Keibler Stacy Keibler Vs. Terri Runnels Pillow Fight
High class, billionaire, hookers are my favorite. Sure there’s a chance that she went for Trump and got pregnant with his baby because of real love. You know she found him charming, funny, engaging, interesting, attractive in his middle aged weight gain, maybe daddy issues lead to her wanting an older man to care for her…. But that chance is slim to fucking none. She’s an immigrant model, he’s a billionaire. It’s safe to assume. It was strictly business transaction. Set for fucking life thru fucking is better than struggling by working…ya heard.
She looks half retarded doesn’t she and I don’t mean “Black Eyed Peas” retarded, you know throwing down in a top 40 club, I’m talking straight from the institution she was dropped off at as a baby, run by nuns cuz nuns are good people, unless they are raping or molesting, which happens, when the victims are as retarded as Rachel Bilson looks, cuz even the most wholesome person can’t resist temptation as they chronically masturbate….at least that’s what my friend who volunteered with retarded adults swimming program told me…but he was only in it for the sex in the first place…people are weird…and Rachel Bilson looks weird…reminding me that she’s lost her fucking glory days by being married and brainwashed in canada…
Sofia Vergara brought her old lady mom body I want to fuck cuz mom bodies aren’t usually made like this unless the mom is an immigrant who had to prostitute herself to go from working a sweatshop sewing room in Miami to winning Emmy Awards….especially when it is professional shot, with profession hair and make up and professional airbrush / photoshop artists, so that her old lady mom face looks full of life and vibrant and is print ready…and really who cares about face when bitch rocks tits like this….they’re like fucking frosted flakes…Great.
So Elle Magazine made the genius decision to get the Victoria’s Secret models on the cover of their magazine, I assume cuz Victoria’s Secret was lining up a big ad deal, and this was part of the buy, as nothing you see or read in magazines is truth, it is all paid for by corporations, but you don’t need to know that, or think about that, just look at the cleavage and tight bodies and let it blind you from how fucked our world is… I mean did you know that up until the mid 90s, Victoria’s Secret used 16 year old girls as their models in their catalogs…I’m talking 16 year old girls in fucking lingerie for their billion dollar business….and still managed to be a billion dollar company…I mean if I started doing video of 16 year olds in Lingerie, I’d go to fucking jail…. The world is Corrupt….and the point of this post is to say, Victoria’s Secret does a better job of exploiting these women than elle does, I mean I prefer underwear to clothes, and really this should be a partnership with Playboy, or Penthouse, or any smutty site, cuz think like jerking off to those Teen Models of the early internet days, like Kate’s Playground, finally seeing them naked, after years of seeing her in her underwear, leads to real orgasms… Here are the pics anyway…
Fuck Kate Bosworth is fat. I mean look at this ass, it’s so wide and dumpy, I can almost see the cellulite through her dress. I don’t know what’s going here but clearly she’s taking up emotional eating and not exercising, I mean seriously, someone get this girl an eating disorder.
It is a long standing tradition here at drunkenstepfather.com – that we celebrate labor day with the first 5 birthing videos we find – because lets face it – vagina being shredded apart with baby close up videos are the best way to celebrate the long weekend…I mean other than getting drunk and fucking college co-eds who are new to your city and in need of a tour….of your dick….but don’t get too close…cuz some girls lie about being into abortions and you may end up being the asshole cloth holder in one of these videos…trapped for life…. So here’s to new life to celebrate the end of summer and not being alloed to wear white… Bi-Racial Home Birth…. A Painful Birth A Purple Faced Baby with Lots of Fluid Doggy Style Birth The Close Up… Vagina Never Looked so Scary….
I don’t know why I am posting this bullshit….I assume it’s got tits in it….because I know it isn’t cuz I buy into the concept…if anything I can’t stand the obvious smut that this is…and I mean not the good kind of smut but the actual smut that should be illegal because it taints the world….on some Lady Gaga is about equally authentic to this shit… It’s on some student film, Shia LeBeouf, cry for media attention, trying to incorporate all things shocking, cuz maybe people will notice me and recognize me for the artist I am….bullshit….I can’t stand…. It’s almost as obvious as the time I took an art class with a pregnant teacher and I decided to paint a dead baby….cuz I hated her…only at least my bullshit mockery of “artistic impression” subtly told bitch to fuck herself if she didn’t give me an A….while this is making a mockery of people for buying into it….Oh well. We’re all doomed…I stopped watching early on and I advise you use mute. I just hate this plastic, obvious, crap….but I guess I have no say in these things….ENjoy.
