I love the way these terrorist criminal master minds at Victoria’s Secret have made bra’s make tits look like implants, mainly cuz I don’t bring busty girls showing off great cleavage home, so I don’t have to deal with the disappointment when the pads and harnesses come off….but as annoying as that sounds to some who it has happened to, it sounds like heaven to me cuz thanks to my wife, I’ve been forced to deal with sloppy fat old lady tit for the last decade…it is like being buried alive in quick sand if you hit it from the angle…and I’m too old for those kinds of risk taking events…making little tit that looks good in a bra heaven to me…. Not to say Miranda Kerr’s tits are milk filled and amazing….but so many girls in this bras aren’t…. here are the pics
Tara Reid’s marriage publcicity stunt seems to be working. She got asked to present at some kind of award show that may have been a joke to actual celebrities, you know z-list at best, I think David Hasselhoff’s wife was up there presenting too, caliber of amazingly irrelevant….but shit’s better than anything this twat’s been up to the last 5 years, so big things coming and I’m just happy cuz I get to stare at the bottom half of her fake tit….in this weird dress…
I guess Rachel Bilson’s keeper, the guy from Star Wars, who has locked her down and brainwashed her to follow him around cuz he is the only one who understands her, fearing that she will leave him for an actual actor who wasn’t type cast and forced to retire against his will for doing Star Wars, so he locked her up in a barn in Canada….only to have him leave him then run back to him cuz that’s how brainwashing works…leading to boring fucking pictures of her in the paparazzi after boring pictures in the paparazzi…annoying me like the mormom chick I once tried to fuck who still dressed like she was still in the cult…even though she wasn’t in the cult…unable to break free…when bitch shoulda been in bikinis, flashing tit and ass, but this is a pretty good start….Good short choice bitch….I just wonder if she’s gonna get beat for this…you know for breaking the rules…making this all the more exciting…
I don’t have the right to post the Reese Witherspoon picture, but I figure I did a good job with the dramatization / artist rendition I decided to run with, because no matter how much she runs, she’s always got the body of a mom of 4 who likes cookies way too much…but for some reason, I assume based on horniness and the viagra…I took this morning that forced me to walk around hard and sore testicled all day….That must beit…cuz there’s no way I’d ever jerk off to this pig…except maybe today….fuck you pervert inside me who makes me want to fuck everything that moves…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Smut peddlers TLC cancelled LA Ink….thank god…. Michelle Bombshell McGee II – is what I call Kat Von D..the manly voiced, over tattooed cuz her dad probably didn’t hug her enough as a child, or maybe he hugged her too much, either way looking damaged as fuck….you know because her new show LA INK relied heavily on Jesse James of Sandra Bullock Nazi Fetish cheating fame, much like Michelle Bombshell’s celebrity….cuz the second the cause of the A-List scandal left the equation…TLC pulled the shit…. Coincidentally, I watched the show at my friend’s house yesterday, for the very first time and questioned why the fuck it was on TV, cuz it was really fucking garbage, and she is really fucking irritating in her controlling cunt who thinks she’s important way…and I can only assume TLC is either reading my mind or following me with cameras for a new show…cuz last week they canned Kate Plus 8 another show I accidentally watched and wanted to see die…only for it to die the next day….Those baby story motherfuckers are onto me…. Here’s to people who don’t deserve to be famous, but have a TV show thanks to all the digital channels needing programming, getting canned like their gutter, sloppy, manly voiced asses deserve….
Fat pig O’Day….the bottom feeding trash people still talk about cuz she has the most fake followers on twitter than any other bottom feeding trash who was on one TV show once, that lead to her getting fucked by diddy, where I assume he complimented her fat ass, cuz it lead to her gaining about 40 pounds, some of that fake tit….that she is still using to be the next Coco…you know hoping a rapper locks her down so she can live the good life without having to spend her Palm Springs trust fund that got her in this mess in the first place…. But cropped down, her big tits, undisrupted by her face….make her really not all that bad….useless, irritating, overrated as a person sure….but I know at least 40 things I’d like to do with these fuckin’ tits…We’ve finally found her calling that she’s been trying to show us she had all these years…and it works for me. To See The Rest of the Pics Even Though I Posted the Best Part….and Who Really Wants to See a Fat Pigs Face When You Can Just Stare at her Cropped Pics…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s garbage truck hanging out of a third floor parking garage because it is nice to see people more inadequate at their jobs than I am…not that this is actually a job…but you get what I am saying….
Summer Glau did FHM in April so it is only natural that I’d be posting her FHM video 5 months after the fact because a fan emailed it into me and I saw it on other sites and felt pressure to put it up cuz half naked bitches are a timeless thing…even if you have no idea who they are….you know like diamonds, they are forever….with no timeline as long as it is capturede on film….cuz I know first hand that I can jerk off to vintage porn starring bitches who are likely dead now as well as I can jerk off to new porn….which unfortunately for me isn’t that well dude to impotence, hard living and an inability to get off to porn cuz I’m desensitized, but you get what I’m saying….
I don’t do celebrity gossip here, but funny man David Cross, who you may know from his comedy special, but likely know from Arrested Development, and who I actually find funny, despite hating comedy is engaged to Amber Tamblyn, who despite being known for kids movies, is actually pushing 30… She’s a chunky bitch I’ve never done a post on before and figured I’d throw up some pictures, since she looks like she was thrown up by a vagina and managed to grow up into a human…I’m just kidding…she’s not that bad looking…she’s kinda cute, just a little chunky, boring, not naked, which is probably what you’d look for in a girl you propose to because let’s face it hot and wild girls are nothing but fucking head aches…always worrying about what they are putting in their slutty, free spirited pussy when you’re not around, cuz you know that’s how she ended up with you…all tits out and down to fuck… If you know what I mean…. Either way, here’s a bit of a picture retrospective on her…why the fuck not… Here she is younger and tighter… Here she is when she didn’t figure out how to cover up what was probably her first pregnancy….that was never reported….cuz no one knows who she is…. Here she is in black…cuz black is sliming especially after months of starving herself due to the feedback she got on her previous dress… Here she is…a vision in green…like a traffic light…or tennis ball…excited to stand out cuz she’s happy and figured out how to cover up her gut and show off her tits..happily on the pill and all hormonal after that pregnancy scare that lead to depression and starving herself we saw just saw.. wow this Amber chick’s been on quite the ride….
I’ve had a lot of supermodels on the site over the years and I always seem to be at the forefront of predicting which ones will become huge, at least I like to think so. Anyhow, here is my predictions for the next big supermodel. Lily Aldridge may not be as busty as Kate Upton or as exotic as Adriana Lima , but the woman has that classic supermodel look about her that everybody absolutely loves. Did I mention she’s got a killer body and looks amazing in her underwear. Uh… Ya.
