This is hilarious….via my friends at Wolf & Harrison who were clever enough to capture this glorious moment in tennis history…it happened at the final game at the Montreal Roger’s Cup…some old dude choked and another guy mounted him like a homo and saved the day…. The point is that Tennis is one of the most erotic sports to watch..you know all those grunts and ass flashes…and this is not one of those moments..
Here are some pictures of Gerard Butler’s mystery girl, who I assume is some Groupie he met in whatever city he is in, cuz they are easier to manage than let’s say a Jennifer Aniston, cuz they are just happy Gerard Butler…the guy from 300…chose them…so happy that they let him do whatever he wants to them…including fucking their sisters, mothers and grandmothers while they watch, so long as he comes back to them, cuz that’s how groupies who think this is their big break work…they are trying to lock him down to get her the good life… He was in Montreal a few years ago and I heard he was pretty high maintenance and demanding from both his personal assistants and his groupies he was fucking…because he was on some health kick and needed specific protein powders he imported because he’s a diva actor bitch and that’s how they work…especially when they have to put booze and coke on the back burner cuz they need to be ripped for the roll… Not that it matters, cuz his bitch is in a bikini….and we know since we don’t know who she that she’s a good little whore in the bedroom…
Here are some pictures of some Hilary Duff’s recently pregnant legs, who decided at 23, after a year of marriage that it’s a good time to be 3 months pregnant, even though she’s already thick and there’s no way she’ll ever bounce back from this, even though they say it’s easier to bounce back when you’re young, you’ll see, she’ll prove that theory wrong… In an unrelated story, that I think may be related, Vancouver Canuck hockey player named Rick Rypien was found dead, after taking 9 months off hockey, which could very possibly be because Mike Comrie was his lover and the news put him over the fucking edge…at least that’s what I’m assuming…cuz I’m convinced there’s no way he’s not a HOMOJOCK…cuz he’s the reason for pre pregnant Hilary Duff’s thickness, when slapping a helmet on her and fucking her up the ass, it’s almost like the real homo thing….but now we just need to figure out how his cum went from anus to vagina….
All this hype around Pippa Middleton makes no sense when you factor in the permanent shit stain on the back of her thigh….a little brown port wine stain that I’m sure she’s happy didn’t land on her face…but probably not happy that people are pointing and laughing at cuz to her it is hardly a big deal…shit she’s had it all her life and no dude’s complained cuz like me they probably are looking at her pussy or asshole or tits when they fuck her….not that I’ve fucked her – or ever will but you get what I’m saying and that is that Pippa is imperfect….possibly battling a contagious disease…probably just a birth mark…a really gross, embarrassing, disgusting birthmark she should probably get removed now that she’s related to royalty…..and obviously she’s good enough for me once I get over the grossness of the whole thing….but I’ll never meet her…so I’ll just point and laugh at her inadequacies without worrying about all the disgusting bitches I’ve put my dick inside that she clearly is a step up from….cuz this isn’t about me…it is about this fancy pants being knocked off her high horse….even if you’re like me and you just focus on the vagina lips, asshole and tits when it comes to a bitch….I think I already said that….
The Republican National Committee released a tailored, satirical attack ad Monday as President Barack Obama began a three-day bus tour of the Midwest, focusing on jobs and the economy. The 11-page pdf masquerades as a press guide for what the RNC has dubbed “A Totally Non-Political, Taxpayer-Funded Administration Event That Just Happens to Criss-Cross Several Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Raw Story Discovery Date : 15/08/2011 18:04 Number of articles : 2
If we were to accidentally flash a group of people, it would be humiliating. Like, “Flash everyone at a White House dinner after we’ve turned our underwear inside out to save on laundry bills” humiliating. A Taylor Swift wardrobe malfunction, on the other hand, is just as cute and endearing as ours would be horrifying Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : TheFABlife Discovery Date : 15/08/2011 21:20 Number of articles : 2
Brooke Hogan was on the beach because she’s Florida trash with a trust fund thanks to her dad’s trailer park rise to fame and I guess hanging on the beach is what Florida trash does…I mean when they aren’t wrestling lawn furniture…doing crystal meth…and hanging out in parking lots…when not at Disney World… Her body looks like shit, even with her cheesy girl fake tits, and her face even worse thanks to aging sun damage and I’d say she’s some novelty act that only her parents would love….and in her case…it’s the truth….thanks to incest and inbreeding…the trailer park way…her dad get get enough of her…even when she’s dripping off her chin…if you know what I mean…. I mean – not according her twitter or CNN who went to write a fucking article on how the blogs call them out for incest….cuz blogs run entertianment news…just not this blog…sucks to be me. To See The Rest of the Brooke Hogan Bikini Pics…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Demi Lovato……was the highlight of some useless award show or premiere called “Something Do”….I mean…at least her cleavage was….I mean I had no idea this bi-polar post rehab Jonas Brother’s back up dancing punching…19 year old barely legal with tons of issues thanks to not having a normal childhood starlet….was stacked like this…I mean it is possible that this is a product of “rehab” you know jacking up her tits and pretending she was at a long term care facility as she recovered….because everyone knows tits get hits….or maybe it is just a push-up bra…cuz with bra engineers these days…there’s almost know way of knowing until it’s too late and bitch is naked in your bed and you’re too drunk and involved to not go through with her surprise a-cups….cuz tits you thought you were getting or not…a normal man can never say no to sex…. Here are some pics of her cleavage made to look better thanks to pig Kardashian….. Jailbait Barely Legal Fetish for the perverts Victoria Justice was there: Jojo Levesque….Jailbait Barely Legal fetish for the perverts of yesteryear was also there and her body is pretty rockin’….I’m thinking implants…but you never know with padded bras these days…
I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Wilde or her fake name. I don’t give a fuck about Cowboys Vs Aliens in what may be one of the most offensive movie ideas to ever be made it almost a mockery of the Hollywood industry that is already struggling and spending millions making shit like this is disgusting, but knowing that it will likely generate millions more in sales cuz idiots like this shit….and spend money on this shit…even though we’re in an economic crisis….makes it all so much fucking worse…Proving We’re all fucking doomed…but at least as we crash and burn…she’s showing off some tit….cuz I don’t care who the tit belongs to, I just appreciate a see through dress on any motherfucking boobies…I preferred her when she was naked ….and I’d prefer her spread eagled on my face…but she didn’t call me in July when filming in Montreal…so I figure that’s never gonna happen…but the window into her titties via her dress will…and here’s the pics…
Hilary Duff is a thick bitch….I guess it’s not fatness cuz if it was, she wouldn’t get hired to be the face of some workout clothing company…instead I think it’s called marrying a billionaire jock who doesn’t need the money in being ls…making her thicken her Hilary Duff stuff so that when he fucks her up the ass from behind he can watch her muscles ripple…but that’s just my theory about the whole muscular thing… Here’s the behind the scene… Here’s the final version featuring Padma Lakshmi, Jenny McCarthy and Christie Brinkley and it looks as cheap as it fucking sounds…