Oh god…Comicon’s started….that means tons of low level, nerd targeted actors are going to be dressed in nerd and comic book costumes…cuz it’s the easiest way to make a nerd cum in his nerd pants…I mean that and holding his nerd hand…but who wants to deal with that layer of nerd virgin semen…. I am not a comic book fan, friend, lover, or collector. I hate the shit, and prefer real life, not aspirational characters I wish I was like so that girls would sleep with me and my spandex suit cuz I save the fucking world and can turn nipples to ice and stop time and shit… It is stupid to me…but it is such a huge market, these people are loyal fucking consumers, so if I maybe it is stupid of me for not being at the event causing raukus….but my fear of these virgin loser collectors coupled with my severe lack of motivation keep me here… Here’s Kaley Cuoco from that nerd TV show, dressed in nerd shit, hopefully keeping them top rated, thanks to the nerds….
I don’t really know who Caprice is, but apparently I’ve Posted Pics of her Box Before ….and the name does kinda remind me of some mid 90s shit….and here she is on some Yacht…exciting stuff….people living better lives than us we’ve never heard of…fucking awesome….
I don’t really know who Caprice is, but apparently I’ve Posted Pics of her Box Before ….and the name does kinda remind me of some mid 90s shit….and here she is on some Yacht…exciting stuff….people living better lives than us we’ve never heard of…fucking awesome….
Posting pictures of Paz de la Heurta is almost ridiculous…considering all the times I’ve psosted her naked…you know from early obscure model shit to her thick 1920s hooker bush in Boardwalk Empire , a show that’s coming back on soon….but I guess I’m using these pics as a reminder or excuse to link back to her nudity and bush…cuz I kinda like her..probably cuz she looks like a hard faced crack addicted prostitute straight out of prison…….who has seen her fair share of genitals…just my type..
There’s one thing I know about Leelee Sobieski and that is that she’s stacked…Such big tits on such a long lean frame…that never really embraced being semi-famous….and never really took advantage of nude scenes or vagina flashes…I mean all she really gave us was some bikini action
A Harlem financial consultant wants Jet Blue to pay up for booting her off a Florida-bound flight after an airline worker accused her of not wearing underwear. Malinda Knowles, 27, filed a lawsuit claiming a Jet Blue supervisor put a walkie-talkie between her legs to see what she had on under her baggy T-shirt.The “former fashion model” says she was then taken to a hanger where she was asked to show her shorts, then returned to the plane. She was then told that the pilot would not fly with her on board. The agent told Knowles: ‘I don’t want to see your panties or anything but do you have any on?’” Knowles recalled yesterday. “I didn’t want to show him anything. He wanted me to basically show him my crotch. I was completely humiliated. It was vulgar. It was macho. It was rude.” Since when is it a crime to not wear underwear? We’re sure half of the women in this country who are suffering through this extreme heat is going commando! SOURCE GALLERY: How To Rock Underwear As Outerwear Get Underwear-Ready For Spring With Honeydew Intimates!
Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and piss eating Dick…..and the first casualty is always the tits, or maybe she’s taking this running thing way too seriously, and shit’s just melted off cuz it’s always the first to go when bitches decide to start working out, leading me to think she’s better off eating estrogen and hormones in the food than promoting this running shit…cuz personally, I like my 40 year old ex models bustier than this…we should start an intervetion…. Either way, here she is trying to change fat people….like the Nazi she’s meant to be..typica german…all population controlling and pragmatic…. seeking the master race one where fat people don’t exist..kinda scary if you ask me…Hitler Klum… Here’s the bonus – maybe she’s pregnant a 30th time pic for you weirdos who like freakishly fertile people…
Looks like Vanessa Hudgens has gone fat, cut off her hair, is dressing in black, like some kind of teenage angst goth lesbian….I prefer her when she was taking self shot nudes and pics of herself doing lesbian shit at 17…back when the lesbianism was “experimenting” and not fully materialized into this….you know that window where the lesbianism isn’t offensive, angry and unattractive, but kinda hot and interesting to hear stories about when you’re fucking her later in life, cuz bitch chose to stick with dudes and accepts that as a phase of learning about her body, instead of buying the construction boots and embracing other pussy as if it was her own…if you know what I mean…
What the fuck is wrong with this girl…she has the potential to take that sex appeal I know she’s got somewhere under those ridiculously large clown shorts…and give the public what we want… I can only assume that Star Wars is behind this shit, cuz with all brain washing, telling a bitch what to wear is on the lowest end of the spectrum…I mean that’s gotta be the case…cuz he doesn’t want guys jerking off to his woman…and I guess he doesn’t want his woman getting more work and reaching her full potential as a slutty actress cuz he’s already reached his peak and is only downhill from here….but at least he’ll always have comicon, Mark Hamil shit…. Cuz any self respecting woman knows that jean shorts are supposed to be short, tight and not make you look like a little kid in her dad’s shorts trying to make everyone at the dinner party laugh…. Insane….or they are mocking us…either way…they suck..
Hey Virgin Losers who are really into collecting cuz it is the only thing that calms your apergers…from comic books, to fantasy, to superheros, action figure, sci/fi and aliens…you’re a recipe for never getting laid cuz you’re too socially awkward and annoying… But here’s some pussy you can pretend is going to marry you after you make millions programming the next facebook, at the premiere of Captain America, some comic book shit, for you to masturbate to, cuz you can lie to yourself and pretend that they are actually into superhero virgin loser shit, I mean why else would they show up to the event if they didn’t, ya know, it can’t have anything to do with getting paid or taking advantage of getting in the media in photos….idiots… Either way here’s the pussy from the premiere I wasn’t invited to…. Maria Menounos Looks better on the beach having a pussy slip than in this crazy outfit, but at least it’s tight… Amanda Righetti – I have no idea who this bitch is but I can assume she’s at the event for the press…..and I don’t really care what her motivation is…I’m more interested in whether the carpet matches the drapes….cuz as scared as I am from the devil spawn redheads of the world…I totally want to fuck one…cuz I haven’t yet… Jamie Chung is Asian….and Asians are like robots and respect men like you who like computers….so maybe you should focus on China for your potential future wives…. Zoe Saldana’s long chain smoking legs that weren’t wrapped around my neck and/or shoulders when she was in Montreal filming last month cuz she’s got no respect or consideration for me…or really any loser…cuz she may be your sexual avatar fantasy, all sci/fi and shit…but she only does that for the money… Hayley Atwell Got Tit I still have no idea who Elsa Pataky is….but I know she’s been getting hype…and these pics make me wonder why…. Vanessa Pudgens….in the highest heels possible and loosest dress ever…in efforts to hide the pudge….that I think is pregnancy or emotional eating both related to her being a kiddie porn producer….back when she took nude pics when she was 17….
