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Lady GaGa’s Got Quite A Package On Her

I have a really hard time saying that Lady GaGa is attractive, one look at her face will say otherwise, but the chick sure knows how to wear some provocative outfits. here she is in what looks to me like a mosquito net and some Mickey Mouse ears, giving us a good look at her underwear. I don’t know what’s going on. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be aroused or sick to my stomach. Don’t get me wrong, I love Mickey Mouse , but I don’t need to see his boobs. Is that a giant dildo in your panties or are you just happy to see me? #confused.

Katie Holmes Hot Photo shoot of the Day

I don’t know what Katie Holmes is shooting for but I assume it is American Apparel…you know the creepy pics the owner shoots of his staff after making them dildo fuck themselves to orgasm in exchange for a campaign starring them…every girl’s dream… I am a fan of the tube top bikini top you see the hipster bitches in sheer tank tops rocking under their tank tops to prevent the world from seeing their hipster nipples at least when they aren’t real hipsters, cuz real hipsters just don’t give a fuck, it’s part of the hipster way, and nipple is just high fashion and next level, or some other weird artist shit I don’t mind, cuz it leads to me being flashed when I leave the fucking house thanks to this American Apparel generation…..the gap gone 70s porn…good market it to be in…I’m just blown away everytime I see mothers and daughters shop there together…. Either way, Katie Holmes is a brainwashed bitch and that in and of itself, is pornographic, with or without tube tops. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow this Link Follow This Link

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Annalynne McCord in a Catsuit of the Day

The good thing about a catsuit is also the bad thing about a catsuit and that is that you can pretty much see every fold and curve a bitch has going for her…or has doesn’t have going for her cuz she’s fat.. Sure this bitch isn’t fat….but she might as well be cuz she’s as useless as a fat chick…I mean sure she’s hotter to watch in clothing that touches her legs, pussy, asshole, nipples, tits, all at the same time, in the dirtiest article of clothing ever…but all I see is some circus freak in action …and a fat chick doing this same hustle in the same clothing..would probably be more entertaining…all struggling to get up and panting and shit…. Either way….this is her ass…..take it in cuz it won’t be long before you don’t even remember who she is or whether she actually ever existed…which I guess is the downside of being a stain on the bottom corner of the TV industry who sneaked her way on set cuz no one really noticed….cuz no one ever notices her…except when she opens that annoying mouth….who cares. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Blake Lively Uptight Fancy Tits Shopping of the Day

Blake Lively looks like a high maintenance, pretentious, nouveau riche, bougie cunt. You know the snobby….thinks she’s elegant, classy and fancy…too good to get her hands dirty or fuck like a whore at least not with people who aren’t at her level of decadence and luxury..She’s Blake Lively and if you’re dick is inside her, she feels like she’s doing you a favor so she just lays there boring and uselss and for some reason it’s such a turn on…I love when girls think they are too good for me, cuz I know they actually are, but I still see it as a challenge to break them down… See being the homeless looking, broke ass, fat and dirty motherfucker I am, It’s always nice to think you can use your charm to break through this snotty twats….by getting them drunk and manipulating them to let you go down on their snotty twats…you know to bring you home to piss off their dads….it’s more of a challenge in this world full of easy whores that just require a bit of money or a promise of fame for a blowjob…. Blake lively is all uppity and untouchable and that makes jerking off to pics of her that much better….cuz you know you’ll never have the chance to taint her in person…you might as well take it out on your screen….

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Blake Lively Uptight Fancy Tits Shopping of the Day

Blake Lively Uptight Fancy Tits Shopping of the Day

Blake Lively looks like a high maintenance, pretentious, nouveau riche, bougie cunt. You know the snobby….thinks she’s elegant, classy and fancy…too good to get her hands dirty or fuck like a whore at least not with people who aren’t at her level of decadence and luxury..She’s Blake Lively and if you’re dick is inside her, she feels like she’s doing you a favor so she just lays there boring and uselss and for some reason it’s such a turn on…I love when girls think they are too good for me, cuz I know they actually are, but I still see it as a challenge to break them down… See being the homeless looking, broke ass, fat and dirty motherfucker I am, It’s always nice to think you can use your charm to break through this snotty twats….by getting them drunk and manipulating them to let you go down on their snotty twats…you know to bring you home to piss off their dads….it’s more of a challenge in this world full of easy whores that just require a bit of money or a promise of fame for a blowjob…. Blake lively is all uppity and untouchable and that makes jerking off to pics of her that much better….cuz you know you’ll never have the chance to taint her in person…you might as well take it out on your screen….

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Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus… Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit… But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic…. I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…

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Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus… Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit… But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic…. I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…

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Jordan Katie Price Skinny Leg Tranny with Big Tits of the Day

I was at some pool club filled with the more ravaged looking women I’ve ever seen. Most were strippers with fake tits, but with that comes girls who just hard party…serious fucking trash that looks 40 at 25, haggard as fuck, with sloppy loooking pussy stuffed into their bikini, and ridiculous fake tits on a skinny little body from all the not taking care of themselves thanks to a need for speed and other hard drugs, leaving the skin on their legs and ass all hanging off them and unhealthy, on the verge of a walking corpse, but with a serious love for house music and ridiculous dancing….and tattoos… It was on some biker looking gutter shit, that I feel Jordan Katie Price has channelled into her daily life, cuz despite all the polo matches, private jets and money, she’s just a dirty, gutter, haggard, useless and fake titted as them…she just sucked the right cock…while these girls I saw just suck any fucking cock….

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Miranda Kerr’s Baby’s Got the Right Idea of the Day

It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….

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RIP Motherfucker – The Amy Winehouse Edition of the DAy

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