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Victoria’s Secret Robot Sluts at some Cancer Bullshit of the Day

Here is an inside look at the tough life that is a Victoria’s Secret model after she sells her soul to victoria’s secret Devil in exchange for “making it” in the world of modeling…. The drones who were commanded to attend the event in NYC from mothership who they signed their life away to at risk of having family memebers killed if they don’t comply were Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Ellignson and Erin Heatherton…. The nature of the kind of work they are put through when not on a photoshoot like making them face the media and their needs and outrageous requests like “Ladies look up here” is totally appalling… I never trusted Victoria’s Secret. I’ve got a ton of conspiracies about them…all billion dollar company have secrets… and now I see the inner workings…and I think these work conditions need to be investigated…. Help me free our models!!!! Ideally all over my penis…

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Pam Anderson in a Barely See Through Dress of the DAy

To balance out the Young Ass in a Bikini , I was forced to post these pictures of some very old tainted with hep ass, that was once young ass in a bikini everyone wanted to fuck, but that was a long long long time ago….The nice thing is that she’s covered up her face as best as she can with her hair and glasses….but more importantly that she’s covered up the jaundice with a hot spray tan…cuz no one likes revisiting the original sex tape star who 90 percent of men jerked off to in the 90s, when this fake tit, petite frame, fake blonde look was what everyone dreamt of fucking, only to find her dirty pussy rotting the rest of her….at least not most people…Personally, I’m totally cool with STDs…. Here she is in a see through dress, that’s not see through enough…as I hope for her career to have a second wind, despite her attempt with Dancing with the Stars the Last Resort….only cuz I think it’d be fun to watch her fuck and compare the sex with the past when she was a vibrant piece of ass at her peak to this bottom feeding scum she is now….depleted souls that are a fragment of what they once were can lead for depraved sex…a least that’s what the street whores I’ve hung out with have shown me…

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Emma Watson Thinks her Premieres are the Royal Wedding of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with Emma Watson is, but she reminds me of a tacky italian bitch at her first communion, or a tacky bride at her wedding, or like a tacky white trash bitch at her fucking high school prom….or even some Toddlers & Tiaras shit that’s just awkward looking…cuz she’s been going to these Hairy Poofter premieres all dolled up like she’s at the royal wedding or some really formal event, when all she’s doing is her last walk down the premiere line, cuz after Potter, she aint got shit but a pile of money and a fanbase of pedophiles who have watched her grown while dressed like wizards…aka the worst kind of fanbase….other than their loyalty….and ability to collect…their social awardness and smell of stale semen makes shaking hands and signing autographs a disaster….but that still doesn’t explain why she’s dressed all ridiculous, even if she’s showing a bit of little tit….it’s a level of princess high maintenance bullshit that’s a real turn off, but that’s cuz I never found her hot, or watched a single Harry Potter movie meaning I didn’t fall in love with her irrationally when she was 13…so I am not blinded….and I can look at her objectively…I’m a hero like that.

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Karolina Kurkova is a Recently Skinny Bikini Model Mom in Her Bikini of the Day

The hottest thing about Karolina Kurkova is not that she’s finally skinny after he bout with obesity that almost got her fired and that she blamed on her thyroid…but it is the fact she has no belly button…it’s like she’s the real barbie sent from outer space to spy on our people….or the paparazzi just photoshop her that way cuz it’s the only way she’ll let them take pics of her in a bikini….or maybe it’s a lyposuction tummy tuck glitch cuz the pressure from Victoria’s Secret was on…and I have a few conspiracy’s about them making me question what’s happening here….cuz no billion dollar corporation is legit…And who really cares…she’s a tall skinny model in a bikini and I’m pretty much down to look at the pics…cuz that’s what they want me to do… To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fergie in Poses with Fat Chicks to Make Her Look Skinny in Some Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of Fergie in a timeless move girls everywhere have been doing for decades and decades since the beginning of time, and that’s standing next to a fat chick to make herself look skinny…. It is the fat chick in every group of friends that I always seem to get stuck talking to on the night she decides her hot friend I start chatting up gets too much mail attention and bitch starts crying for her moment, cuz I look like a guy who would fuck them, and I usually am…but it is nothing I am proud of. What I am proud of is the day I slipped fergie my card and she never called or emailed me to fuck because it reminded me where I stand in the world. Thanks for that Fergie, you meth pussy I want to fingerbang with my tongue

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Edward Norton’s Fiance in a Bikini of the Day

Edward Norton is marrying some troll looking bitch, who happens to be a high school dropout from Canada, she also happens to be a movie producer involved with Judd Apatow, who’s best joke has been that he’s managed to pull this runnin’ comedy scam, when I’ve seen him do stand-up and he fucking sucked….and according the Wikipedia, Apatow pretty much states that she is the reason for anything good in his shitty fucking movies: Apatow has called her “the rare woman who always wants to take the joke farther than any man wants to go. All nudity in my films is a result of Shauna pushing me and calling me a wimp.” I should send her the script for my biopic. I always figure I’m one mainstream movie away from being relevant…. Here she is one step closer to being relevant cuz she got in a bikini….a bikinis, despite career, education, or even looks always puts a bitch on the map, even when I think she’s got the hottest personality Edward Norton has met, cuz last I checked, every single bitch in the world would marry Ed Norton even if just for his fame, money and lifestyle….ending up with this is a bit of a disservice to his dick….Let’s hope she lets him cheat thanks to an awareness of her shortcomings….that are directly related to his short cumming. Good. One.

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Katie Price is a Ruins Polo With her Whore Pussy of the Day

If you’ve been wondering where Jordan Katie Price the billionaire cuz she had stupid tits at a time the blue collar working class scene in the UK was really into big tits and made her a rich and famous whore….has been hiding out…your investigation ends here…she’s gone all blue blooded, not cuz of a titty implant infection, but cuz she’s penetrated the upper crust of society, like it has penetrated her so many times to get to this point, and she was invited to a charity polo match… Look at the way she’s rubbing her vagina all over that horse…and then that bike…and later in the locker rooms all the participants..This pig prostitute has single vagina-edly tainted the sport of polo. I love that her shirt says “Inspire”…what a fucking joke…I mean depending on what she is trying to inspire…which I can only assume is to turn men gay…or to motivate little girls to feel inadequate and get the biggest set of fake tits they can that will in turn make them rich and famous….making them a better investment than a college degree….use your money wisely sluts in training…. I watched her sex tape the other day.. google it….she sucks. Literally and figuratively..but maybe I just hate her cuz I hate fake tits…especailly novelty sized ones that make a bitch famous…cuz it makes me comtemplate getting myself stupid fake tits, cuz I want what comes with being famous, mainly the money, but I’d never be able to save 5k, I’d rather spend it on hookers and cocaine….fun is always my downfalll… Here’s Katie Price. Classy.

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Shauna Sand Old Lady In Her Bikini of the Day

I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina. It was like some action adventure tourism into an unknown scary place. Like a journey through space, encountering some scary alien shit….or maybe like going through some ancient tomb and coming across some mummified corpse…like you were indiana jones motherfucker….or even like some detective working a horrible murder case… murder case…and unforunately…like all vaginas…that don’t have a dick…even if they look like an empty ballsack….I’d still fuck it…both with my tongue, unprotected dick and fingers…cuz I am a pervert…. So here is her hot enough tanned body that does nothing but age gracefully and classy through a middle aged porn career…post a youthful playboy career….that lead to having some bad plastic surgery, bad fake tits and bad bad bad mom pussy… Here she is in a bikini doing nothing, as she does, but I prefer her doing sex with immigrant male prostitute in video for money ….

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Kendall Jenner 15 Year Old in a Bikini Pics of the Day

The latest business strategy for the Kardashians, cuz they know they are losing appeal and their on the decline, is to exploit their youngest girls, who are not quite at sex tape age yet…but they are planting the seeds. They’ve got the 13 year old one riding Segway scooters with the tightest shorts jacked up her vagina …. and the < a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=58687" target="_blank"> 15 year old one out in her bikini ….cuz like Taylor Momsen and so many sluts before her, and guys are into teen va-jenner, they know that slutty teens make money, get noticed and lead to good things…I mean until they grow up, feel worthless and exploited and kill themselves, cuz unlike Kim, they always had stupid fame and money, so when that disappears, they will only blame themselves, where as I like to think Kim knows she’s on borrowed time, milking it as hard as she can, cuz any rational mind knows how ridiculous the whole thing is, while these girls are all cunty in school being like “my sister is kim kardashian”….and shit… You know how it is…and if you don’t…it always ends in suicide…thanks to great parenting….you know cuz they teach them about whoring yourself at a young age…and keep all the money you make…like you were a Culkin….who cares.

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Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t have the rights to post the Hilary Duff pictures, so I decided to do my “artist rendition”, cuz bitch is built like a fucking fridge, thanks to her husband the Hockey Player’s influence in trying to make her more like the team when he fucks her from behind and slips the mullet hockey hair wig onto her…I know how these billionaire athletes who don’t need to be athletes cuz they are billionaires are…in it cuz they like the locker room…homosexuals masked by marriages to pop culture icons from a decade ago….and now bitch is stripped down…I assume as bait to lure more cock for Comrie to suck as he offers them the chance to bang his wife…without them really grasping what kind of threesome this is about to become…as far as I’m concerned – it’s a true story… To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link

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