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Beyonce’s Ass to Promote her Album of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video that was just sent to me of Beyonce in lingerie…for some new song that doesn’t matter because you are going to put it on mute or pause when you masturbate to it, you sick fuck. If you know anything about me or this site, you will know that I can’t fucking stand Beyonce. I think she is the devil and I do not endorse this new slutty behavior in efforts to compete with the younger, hotter, less annoying popstars. I don’t dig her booty shaking, or pantsless outfits, and if anything I find it a pathetic attempt for Jay-Z’s affection, cuz he owns Rihanna and shit….. But I figured I might as well post it here, cuz they’ve only had 900,000 views and Beyonce could use the 4 I’m gonna send her….you know from my failed empire to her leaching monsterous cunt….yay. On a sidenote, someone told me this is a picture form her promo materials for her new album, you know cuz she’s been starving herself to fit in and figures she’s got it going on enough to pull this kind of stunt, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a stunt ass, or photoshopped to hell, and really the problem is that Beyonce ass, should never be used in this way….and I’m the kinda guy who thinks ass should always be used…no matter what shapes and sizes as long as isn’t Beyonce’s ….

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Kate Middelton’s Royal Upskirt of the Day

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A ass flash is so much classier when it’s officially Royal and has a british accent. FOLLOW

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Rachel Bilson Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is a pretty uneventful person….you know hot on the OC a decade ago….removed from the scene from some star wars loser…forced to live on a farm held captive by some weird cult sex freak…we call it Elizabeth Smarted…..only to come back to Hollywood, emancipated from the man who stole her youthful celebrity sluttiness that would have made her a star, and that we’d all forget about when she decided to strap down and get serious, but we’d be happy she had that phase, cuz it would give us something to go back on when we want to jerk off to her….cuz that’s what famous bitches are supposed to do…nudity….and now she’s back with Star Wars, cuz some people sympathize with their captors and don’t know how to live without them…it happens alot to people when they are let out of prison….leaving us with only this pictures of her in her pussy tight shorts, that fit amazing, cuz they are only tight around her pussy, and no where else, in some genius design more girls need to get into, to make my everyday walk more masturbation friendly and erotic.

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Michelle Rodriguez’s Bikini Pants of the Day

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I like bikinis, not so much on dudes who have what may be exerpts of the bible or some other secret society memoir tattooed on his entire body, and not on Michelle Rodriguez . Maybe it is cuz she’s built like a bull dyke, coming to rip off my dick in some tribal central american tribal ritual that I assume is part of her heritage cuz she’s all mayan looking and shit, or maybe it’s cuz she’s not quite wearing a fucking bikini, but instead a pair of hipster leggings she got at American Apparel, who on a side note have a pretty uncollaborative staff, cuz I was there the other day and I asked if I go a tuft of hipster pubic hair with every purchase, you know since all hipsters have bush, and I love bush and bitch asked me to leave her store…clearly they don’t know what pornographic company they are working for….clearly the CEO hasn’t been doing his “Masturbate for me while I masturbate for you” rounds… Not that it matters, what matters is these pictures of Michelle Rodriguez monkeying around (literally) in the water with hard nipples…..cuz for some reason lesbians always have hard nipples.

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Megan Fox Proves She has Wrinkles and Doesn’t Use Botox????…of the Day

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Here is Megan fox proving she doesn’t use botox by showing off a mutant forehead…. This is ridiculous. I can’t believe I am posting this shit. I’ve never seen a face do anything like this…I mean shit looks Klingon and you probably like that….and it looks vaginal…and I kinda like that…cuz I’m always down for a good forehead fuck…but this is unnatural whatever the fuck it is…and really why would anyone care about anything Megan Fox…unless it involves her naked in movies trying o make a comeback. She sucks.

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Victoria Beckham’s Pregnant Slut Gut of the Day

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David Beckham posted this picture of Victoria Beckham on his facebook. She’s about as ready to drop as she’s gonna get cuz her celebrity c-section to protect her pussy from further damage with kid number 4 is scheduled this weekend…..I wish he was a little more considerate and posted a picture of her uterus juiced pussy crowning…cuz a crowning pregnant chick makes for a tight asshole and the contractions make her better than sex toy…

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Emma Watson’s Ambitious Premiere Outfit of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Watson must have got confused when they told her she had to go to the Harry Potter premiere, cuz she it looks like she got in costume for the live-action version of Big Bird’s biopic, where she plays big birds grey granny bird, or some shit that makes equally as little sense, cuz I can’t imagine anyone willing to wear something that looks like this feathery mess to their big money making night, since Harry Potter is all bitch ever did and all bitch ever needs to do, cuz it’s just that big a deal, unless they were getting paid….It’s like prom night gone bad. The kind of thing she’ll reflect on in 15 years while sitting on her royalty checks thinking to herself, “If it wasn’t for this prescription pill addiction that makes me numb and feel like I’m on a cloud with no worries or no sense of where I am, I’d totally wonder what the hell i was thinking that night it all went down hill”…at least that’s my prediction….call me Miss cleo. My other prediction is that a whole lot of virgin losers are jerking off to these pictures right now – cuz Emma Watson can do no wrong, she’s a wizard….and you’re married to her….I guet it..

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Leighton Meest Foot Fetish Porn Revisited of the Day

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For those of you who don’t know much about Leighton Meester, other than than you would totally fuck her, like you’d fuck anything with a vagina, or really anything that remotely looks or acts like a vagina, cuz you’re not all that picky when it comes to your Kathy Bating……she was in foot fetish videos early on in her career, because you don’t just wake up one day in your halfway house cuz your mom was a drug smuggling criminal, and land a role on a hit show, you gotta use the skills momma learned in prison and passed onto you, and suck dick to get there, coupled with chosing jobs that pay enough to not get an actual career job, while maintaining your integrity, cuz you don’t get naked in the smut you’re producing, you just let dudes jerk off on your feet….the very same feet she’s showing off in these pictures on set of Gossip Girl…reminding us of how badly she wanted this, and how far she was willing to go, while giving her original pervert fan bases some foot they haven’t been able to jerk off to in what seems like forever. If you know what I mean…

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Taylor Momsen’s Try Hard To be Slutty Rock and Roll Show of the Day

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So Taylor Momsen was in Barcelona playing at the Razzmatazz, and she got a group of girls, who all look like teenage girls into their bras, screamed at them and made out with them, wearing a hipster rock t-shirt and panties, only to end up making out with one of the bitches, cuz Taylor Momsen’s a fucking attention seeking piece of contrived shit, who knows in a couple of months, she will turn 18 and be forgotten…. I mean the shit I can’t grasp is how the bitch went from being a bubbly gossip girl to being this disaster rock and roller, I mean shit is as legit as my sexual attraction to my wife….which is not legit at all…but then again I don’t pretend it is…making it a bad example…. What it really comes down to is that slutty teens, half naked and acting bisexual, flashing panties, and being “Bad”, although irritating as hell cuz it is so fake, is still kinda awesome…cuz it is girls being sluts at an age that you can assume they will grow up to be sluts…and just knowing every one of her almost 18 year old fans is going home and dyking out, taping her tits, and doing all this stupidity makes for the hope of an arousing future.. and no matter how lame or contrived it is, a whole lot of it is real fucking authentic….. Thanks for doing your part Momsen you spoiled, useless cunt…now turn 18 and really exploit yourself already…it is time. I’m not interested in posting the pics -cuz it is so contrived and not jerkoffable – but if you want to see them FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some Pippa Middleton Discrete Ass Shots of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like that the paparazzi is snapping off pictures of her from behind, cuz the American paparazzi rarely ever get ass shots, and I love ass. I figure cuz the American paparazzi are all working for the entertainers, actors, agents and PR companies, and they tread lightly as to not be fired and replaced by another immigrant wih a camera hoping to get the Lohan Suicide exclusive or some shit… I also like that Pippa, the sister of the queen, is being all regal, royal, high society, classy, and discrete in how she whores out to the media, when I know inside her is a burning, jealous, catty bitch who just wants all the attention on her whore self, cuz everyone in her family is all about Kate, and everyone in the world jumped on that band wagon, and for once she wants to be the talk of their blue blooded dinner party…. It’s like watching a time bomb slowly count down…I know nudity is on it’s way….and that is exhilerating…

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