Jessica Alba is another pregnant slut who pretends she’s not a slut by being all married and already a mom who I’d like to feel how tight her asshole gets as the baby crowns….you know one of those bathing in her placenta as her water breaks all over my chin….in a whole “pregnancy is beautiful as long as you’re not fucking it, because when you start fucking it, it gets messy, which sometimes isn’t all that bad, just ask Kim Kardashian how she feels about being a receptacle bodily fluids, it ain’t that bad”, nice belly button, ya heard….
Here is Lohan, boring as shit for Vanity Fair Italy…. I’m not a publicist or marketing person…I’m just a dude who knows that if you’re trying to make a comeback with your dying career cuz you’ve fucked up quite a bit the last few years…you should do it by doing an actual fucking photoshoot, one with nipples for fashion, cuz that’s all we want to see at this point, and if you give us that, you can build from there, otherwise, this photoshoot was just a shitty waste of fucking time. Useless. Let’s hope the uncropped ones show more lohan fake tit…..or even vagina…cuz that’s what I’m into when it comes to photoshoots, and I’m pretty sure so is everyone else… Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan Vanity Fair Italy Non-Nude for Fashion Pics of the Day Here is Lohan, boring as shit for Vanity Fair Italy…. I’m not a publicist or marketing person…I’m just a dude who knows that if you’re trying to make a comeback with your dying career cuz you’ve fucked up quite a bit the last few years…you should do it by doing an actual fucking photoshoot, one with nipples for fashion, cuz that’s all we want to see at this point, and if you give us that, you can build from there, otherwise, this photoshoot was just a shitty waste of fucking time. Useless. Let’s hope the uncropped ones show more lohan fake tit…..or even vagina…cuz that’s what I’m into when it comes to photoshoots, and I’m pretty sure so is everyone else…
In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster…. I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy… She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s Eva Longoria’s Mexican whore ass in a bikini hanging out with some new cock she’s been fucking because that’s what Mexican whore ass does…it fucks…cuz they don’t know what else to do with themselves as using that whore pussy was what made them all this money and gave them all this fame they didn’t have before….the same money and fame so many whores wish for…making this whore pussy the cream of the whore pussy crop….a whore pussy so commited to whoring the pussy that people in other countries care to notice her whore pussy ass in a bikini…..So stupidss…
I don’t know where the video is…mainly cuz I was too lazy to find it….but these are some tits in a t-shirt on some 40 year old mom named Kari Byron from the show Mythbusters that I am posting because I assume her demographic of nerdy awkward kids are what make up the readership of this fine establishment…you know the kind of virgin who sees a set of tits in a t-shirt from his favorite show myth busters that he only watches cuz he has a fantasy marriage with the scientist in the shit as he assumes they have so much in common cuz she talks his socially awkward talk…or at least thinks she does… Either way, here’s the classic pulling her elbows back to show her tit hustle…you know like lifting her hands over her head….Enjoy… Here’s a creepy fan video of hers to really understand who her fan base is….
Kristen Stewart is all hype…. She is such a hard dyke looking bitch who irritates the fuck out of me….mainly cuz I can tell she thinks she’s this big, dark, cerebral deal….but I am pretty sure was molested by her trailer trash alcoholic father…which should be the real reason why people are into her…cuz molested girls…provided they don’t turn penis hating lesbian…have a lot of experience sucking dick…you know cuz they started at a young age…like any prodigy or pro athlete it takes years and years of experience….not to mention an open mind…something someone who fucks there father always has…cuz anything that involves not fucking her father…from anal to orgies seems tame… But that’s all just speculation…maybe she just looks like the raped by her dad type… And here is her overrated ass in jeans leaving the gym…even though everyone knows the trailer park diet is always meth…. I prefer her in a See Through White Bikini …..
Top Quote of the article was calling out the paparazzi for the scum that they are, but more importantly, calling out other celebs who call them and stage these photos cuz celebs are insecure cunts who need to stay in the public eye….It is all strategic to sell movie seats….but the general public doesn’t know that… ‘Hey, Emma! Listen, I’m going to delete these pics. Here’s my card. ‘If you ever go to the beach with your friends or walk out of your house in your pajamas, call me.’” Stone, confused, refused his card. “He’s like, ‘But I’m deleting these pictures, see?’ … These guys try to strike up a deal with you so you feel like they’re your friend. I didn’t even know that was a thing—that people would call them.” I still don’t really remember who Emma Stone is. I know she’s in the new Spiderman as Kirsten Dunst and that she whines a lot about losing the role in heroes to Hayden Panettiere, like it was her claim to fame, and like Hayden Panettiere’s mom wasn’t fucking the executives behind the show, cuz Soap Stars are the hookers of Hollywood….I mean other than the actual hookers…not that it matters…here she is in a bikini for Vanity Fair….not enoug Labia for my liking…but a bikini never the less.
Lindsay Lohan was officially taken off house arrest where she made some statement that she was going to go do her community service and come back home early to read a book, because she’s become accustomed to the laid back, chronic masturbating to the point of smelly callused fingers, and more importantly keeping drinking and drugs very local…within a few steps from her bed…where she can go chronic masturbate some more…I mean shit, if you were locked in your house for a month, it’s safe to assume there’d be a river of your virgin loser semen pouring down the front steps…and Lohan’s no different… But instead of her plan she made a point of telling the media, she went out and got wasted with Emile Hirsch, cuz guess what, Lohan is full of fucking shit, and if you haven’t caught onto that yet, it’s probably cuz you’re not paying attention and that makes you far more of a man than me…cuz this celebrity shit is just that…shit. Here are some pics of her freedom before the hard drinking…. Here are the pics of her freedom during the hard drinking Boring. This fucking useless (other than her tits) trash needs to be left in the dumpster where it belongs…killed her off…
I am thinking it is no secret that JWOWW was set on a porn career before the Jersey Shore shit happened, I mean why else did she get stupid implant, I mean maybe it was to balance out her really big self, but I think trashy bitches getting fucked on camera for money and some noteriety is more believable… I am only posting these pics cuz her sweat pants are riding her cunt like so many men in the near future are going to be doing to her after the Jersey Shore fame dwindles and she’s left with her Plan A that she got diverted from thanks to the garbage polluting our society that is Jersey Shore… She’s the worst. Here she is jogging, cuz no one likes a fat pornstar, except maybe those BBW fetishists, but I’m not sure you can count them as people, they too twisted to be human…
I am thinking it is no secret that JWOWW was set on a porn career before the Jersey Shore shit happened, I mean why else did she get stupid implant, I mean maybe it was to balance out her really big self, but I think trashy bitches getting fucked on camera for money and some noteriety is more believable… I am only posting these pics cuz her sweat pants are riding her cunt like so many men in the near future are going to be doing to her after the Jersey Shore fame dwindles and she’s left with her Plan A that she got diverted from thanks to the garbage polluting our society that is Jersey Shore… She’s the worst. Here she is jogging, cuz no one likes a fat pornstar, except maybe those BBW fetishists, but I’m not sure you can count them as people, they too twisted to be human…
