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Mila Kunis is the Cover of Flare of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a boring fucking fashion spread if I’ve ever seen one…Seriously, I don’t really understand how you can get a bitch in a photostudio and end up with this standard, dull, uneventful shots…if I was the fashion photographer on this one…I’d aim for more titties for fashion….More labia for fashion…more hipster bush for fashion…and I know Kunis would be down cuz she spent the better part of the last decade with Home Alone Culkin who’s gotta be a heroin addict trust fund hipster who feed off the bullshit art and fashion world…it’s not like this bitch is all Vanilla…she’s for sure done anal…bothing giving and receiving…if you know what I mean…. That said, if I was the fashion photographer on this one, I’d probably be too busy fucking models on private jets on our way to 5 star resorts to write nonsense about nonsense…thus making me the loser in all this…It always ends like this.

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Kirsten Dunst Old School Vagina Flash of the Day

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GUESS THE VAGINA!!! I don’t know when this picture is from, but it’s pretty much concluded a day filled with vagina on this site….From Webcam Star’s Unicorn of Perfection Pussy….> TO Amber Rose’s Hip Hop Whore Using Two Fingers to Make Her Pussy Look Skinny and Tight Pussy….To these Kirsten Dunst I don’t know what the fuck this haggard crack whore looking disaster is hiding in her underwear pic….I don’t know when it is from, but I know I am happy a fucking celebrity bitch finally pulled this move again…it’s been too long since the last getting out of a car panty/pussy flash…Celeb sluts are all over it…so it’s a nice throwback to what we once had…Cuz some of us have a hard time moving on… To See the Rest of the Pic Follow This Link

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Kate Moss’s Soon to Be Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Kate Moss is getting married this weekend, cuz that’s what people with STDs do when they find another person with STDs to settle down with. It’s the whole premise of the Meet People with Herpes website…cuz no one wants to deal with that embarrassment when it comes to fucking unprotected on the first date when drunk….but then again…this is Kate Moss and it has been public knowledge for a long time that she has unprotected sex with rockers who share needles and fuck groupies….it’s also public knowledge that she’s got a kid and has probably been down this wedding route before…and it’s also public knowledge that I think she’s great, even in her old dirty pussy age, and I’d love to get tonsil deep during an outbreak. True Story. I’d love to be at this wedding…Mountains of cocaine, orgies of models….I wonder why I wasn’t invited…oh right, cuz I’m a nobody…Yay me…fuck them, I’ll make my own model cocaine party, without models or cocaine, but a model cocaine party nevertheless… Either way, here is her pregnant or soon to be pregnant, provided they let people with HIV get pregnant assuming she has HIV ass. Pretty boring pics considering what we’re used to from Kate Moss….bitches always tone it down when marriage comes….

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Halle Berry Doing Acrobatic Shit of the Day

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I think these pics are of Halle Berry trying to prove her blackness, you know cuz like all white people, she probably thinks she’s gotta show the world how athletic she is to really get the message across that she’s not just some white girl who happened to have some black sperm in her mother’s uterus one night when her mom was at a concert and got too into the music and smoked too much hash or some shit…so she hit the monkey bars….seems kinda racist to me…. Next thing you know she’s gonna star a drumline, tap dancing or a fried chicken restaurant…We get it Halle Berry, there’s nothing black about you but the way the studios marketed you and shit won you an Academy award cuz it was time for an accessible black person to win, you can stop stuntin. Luckily, I can see past her insecurities as a half breed and focus on what’s important, a mom in the park bending in ways she things is wholesome, but any pervert can skew to be dirty….and today, that pervert, is us….

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Princess Diana and Kate Middleton Newsweek Cover of the Day

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This is hysterical. Newsweek…read that as NEWSweek….took it upon themselves to do an artist rendition of an Princess Diana walking with Kate Middleton in a feature they call “If She Was Still Alive Today”….This is like a bad Late Night talk show prank, but apparently it is legit, and it made me laugh so I’m sharing it with you….I figure at least one of you out there has Zombie fantasies and can manage jerking off to this shit if you tried…that’s why I love and respect you so much…you have no limits or boundaries as to what can get you off…you are genius of masturbation…a prodigy…

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Rosie Jones Sucking Popsicle and Showing Titties of the Day

Posted on June 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t keep track of trashy UK Glamour models, cuz I find them all tacky, cheesy bitches on pace with Jersey Shore….not to mention I have this preconceived notion that all bitches from the UK look like mill working industrial revolution syphlitic toothless fat Susan Boyle looking bitch….but I guess that’s just generalizing a pasty, sunless, working class people…without being realistic and remembering some of the hottest pussy comes out of the trailer park, anywhere in the world… That said, I had no idea who Rosie Jones was when someone sent in a pic of her sucking off a popsicle, but now I do and she looks right proper.. especially in these pics from Loadd showing amazing tits…proper….Shit almost makes me want to go jerk off to the Queen on my money, to get down with the UK but luckily, I don’t have money cuz things would just get awkward… Either way, here are my new found titties Rosie Jones…I anticipate a long lasting friendship with her….provided i remember who she is two days from now… c

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Nicki Minaj Stupid Tits and Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I call these pictures “Nicki Minaj, a bitch who without being overrated hype, would be way too big to be allowed to wear spandex or have real sex appeal”….cuz looking at this shit is almost disgusting…She’s huge….She’s one all you can eat buffet away from a coronary. She’s one piece of pie away from buying two seats when she flies, she’s one fried chicken leg away from being Ruben Studdards body double in the black off broadway rendition of “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Negro”….I get that her tits are huge and her ass is round, I get that this is some cartoon character looking shit that if it wasn’t obese on the Body Mass Index Chart could be fun to fuck….but I don’t get why anyone, or how anyone who isn’t black, cuz black people love fat chicks, can say she’s hot… That’s all i gotta say about that…these pics are making me hungry….

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Staring at Beyonce’s Crotch May Make You Gay of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beyonce performed at Glastonbury. The performance brought out 80,000 people and as a direct result of staring directly at her vagina in a leotard like she was Gaga/Rihanna/Britney/Katy Perry, 90 percent of those who weren’t already gay, are now gay…..True Story…

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Sara Jean Underwood Twitter Bikini Pics of the DAy

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The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that she is a great example to young girls everywhere on how to get famous…You show your hot bald pussy in playboy when you are hot and young and you can play it off as being stupid….only to leverage that success to dating Ryan Seacrest/ being his front, who teaches you everything there is about hosting, while getting you out there to the world in the media, cuz no one really remembers a Playboy cyber girl, they all kind of fade away and disappear and even if they don’t, the fact that they were playboy is an after thought…..leading her to G4TV, replacing Olivia Munn, and now posting pics of herself on twitter, fake Playboy whore tits and all, and people are getting excited, even though a little google will get you pics of her hot bald pussy ….. She teaches us where you have the body, use it, even if you want a legit career, get naked when you’re 20, use it to meet people, then stop posing naked, cuz after 10 years, people wont even remember you did the shit, cuz you’ll be all secure in your profession and on your private fucking jet… If you’re a hot chick, use your body to get ahead, being a hot chick working for 30k a year, means you failed. Sara Jean gets that….So wise for such a young set of fake tits on a hot annoying ass…. Here are those twit pics…the good news is that she’s still a whore…drinking on a boat cuz she be Ryan Dunn doin’ it…

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The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that she is a great example to young girls everywhere on how to get famous…You show your hot bald pussy in playboy when you are hot and young and you can play it off as being stupid….only to leverage that success to dating Ryan Seacrest/ being his front, who teaches you everything there is about hosting, while getting you out there to the world in the media, cuz no one really remembers a Playboy cyber girl, they all kind of fade away and disappear and even if they don’t, the fact that they were playboy is an after thought…..leading her to G4TV, replacing Olivia Munn, and now posting pics of herself on twitter, fake Playboy whore tits and all, and people are getting excited, even though a little google will get you pics of her hot bald pussy ….. She teaches us where you have the body, use it, even if you want a legit career, get naked when you’re 20, use it to meet people, then stop posing naked, cuz after 10 years, people wont even remember you did the shit, cuz you’ll be all secure in your profession and on your private fucking jet… If you’re a hot chick, use your body to get ahead, being a hot chick working for 30k a year, means you failed. Sara Jean gets that….So wise for such a young set of fake tits on a hot annoying ass…. Here are those twit pics…the good news is that she’s still a whore…drinking on a boat cuz she be Ryan Dunn doin’ it…

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