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The World’s Most Beautiful Woman Promoting Bullshit of the Day

If you’re wondering why J.Lo is looking so excited while promoting her new album, it’s cuz she’s pulled off another fucking scam…..yet again….she’s got the entertainment world on lockdown. Magazines praising her, TV Shows being revived credited to her, a new album out, ready for round two of being the best marketed thing in Hollywood. She knows she not as good as everyone else thinks she is, she knows she can’t sing and that she’s not the most beautiful peson, but she’s got no problem cashing the checks, and here she is saying “Fuck you idiots for buying into my bullshit, I got the best hustle running, you should see how much money I have”…..with a smile on her fucking face cuz she’s won. Here she is old, chunky, short legged and dressed like a circus performer…cuz that’s just what the World’s Most Beautiful Woman does…

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Nicole Scherzinger New Video of the Day

A wise man once said Nicole Scherzinger looks a bit like a man with her hard face and strong muscles….because she does. Here’s her latest video for you to test your sexuality with…I mean everyone knows Tranny’s are the gateway people when on your quest from straight to gay…. She is just very muscular and any way you look at it, cumming on a 6-pack abs is pretty fucking gay. To See The VIdeo FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Gossip of the Day

I got this gossip tip about Candice Swanepoel that I really don’t believe, because I’m pretty sure Effron is a queer, but that’s fun to read, cuz I fucking love groupie sluts willing to suck dick in public… her name is Candice Swanepoel and she works as a Victoria Secret model. She’s a friend of mine and she said she met Zac for the first time at the Roxbury a couple of weeks ago. They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in front of quite a few male and female friends. They then left the club and went to her house and continued their escapade. So that’s the story. Again, it might be a bit inappropriate but I thought you should know. Yeah, that’s so inappropriate, obviously this source has read my site…cuz if she fucked him up the ass on livestream I wouldn’t find it inappropriate, if anything, it’d make perfect sense… Either way, she’s hot.

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Lily Aldridge Shows Off Her Undies

Are you excited about seeing a Victoria’s Secret supermodel flashing her underwear in the middle of a department store? So was I until I saw this crap. Here’s Lily Aldridge showing off the ‘Sexy Little Bride Collection’ in New York City yesterday NOT in her underwear. I have to stress that, she’s NOT in her underwear. I won’t be mad if you leave. She’s still really hot and all, but a taste of the lingerie wouldn’t hurt anybody, she walks around in this stuff all day. Next time.

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Multiple Personalities of the Day

Jessica Simpson, or one of her handlers, because clearly she’s a large animal, posted this picture to her Twitter calling it “United States of Tara”, I assume referencing the show and channeling it in this photoshoot showing off her multiple facial expressions, that in her retard mind represent multiple personalities, instead of the whole psychological aspect that it takes more than just making facial expressions to really make up multiple personality disorder…and here are her tits and fatness doing things fatness should never do in outfits fatness should never wear..can’t wait for the video.

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Lucy Pinder Drops Some Big Beautiful Cleavage

Alright fun’s over, time to get back to the serious business of plump, beautiful breasts. Here’s one of my all time favorites, Lucy Pinder , doing that thing where she forces me to stare at her oversized chesticles for like an hour or two. Don’t get me wrong, I like it and think that it’s time well spent, but I’ve got things to do this afternoon. I can’t just spend my days staring at breasts… Wait, that’s what I do here isn’t it? I guess it’s back to work for this guy.

Candice Swanepoel In Her Sexy Little Undies

It’s no secret that I love supermodels, I don’t know many people who don’t, so these pictures of Candice Swanepoel in her sexy little undies are just what the doctor ordered. I don’t know why this chick would ever bother getting dressed, she looks so damn good in her underwear that covering it up would be such a waste. She can wear a hat if she starts to get a little chilly. Or even better find one of her hot supermodel friends and rub their sexy bodies together for warmth. Amazing.

Brooklyn Decker is Not Topless Enough of the Day

I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves…. These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot…. She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..

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Demi Moore’s Hard Nipple of the Day

I’m convinced Demi Moore is walking around with such a hard fake, million dollars of plastic surgery nipple to distract from her Shitty Uterus and it’s ability to vaginally fart out some of the ugliest creatures I’ve ever seen….who for some reason feel entitled to become famous or in the lime light by moving the LA at their own will….setting themselves up to be made fun of for being so weird looking… Or maybe she’s just doing it cuz she wants the boys to notice her, cuz anyone who puts a million dollars into modifying themselves like a japanese import car, obviously wants guys jerking off to her… Either way, whatever the motivation is, she’s doing it….

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Elizabeth Hurley Not in a Bikini Promoting a Bikini of the Day

This is kind of a scam, if you want me to believe in your product, you have to come across in a way that makes me think you believe in it too, it’s just not good sales to be fully clothed, dressing up random whores to promote your shit, when you’ve got the tits and mom body to do it your fucking self….If anything it just makes me hate her clothing line…cuz I feel like she’s just slapping her name on it for a paycheck…instead of slapping her pussy on it and getting wet….

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Elizabeth Hurley Not in a Bikini Promoting a Bikini of the Day