Here is a picture of People Magazin’s Most Beautiful People’s abs. Here’s more proof that People Magazine was paid off to say J.Lo was the World’s Most Beautiful person, not that you really needed proof about the shit, it was pretty fucking obvious, you know on her 40th bithday alone, that being named People Magazine’s most beautiful person was something that just would never happen to her, unless she paid…. I mean bitch is a chunky mom, who I guess let the stamp of approval get to her head, giving her the confidence to go out in a tube top you’d expect on the beach, with the craziest set of Best Buy teeth I’ve ever seen….which is clearly unrelated and I feel bad laughing at, cuz she’s just a minimum wage worker living her dream, you know giving her one perk of her job that fucking sucks, that keeps her from killing herself, but I had to point it out, cuz they are looking at me like they want to eat me, and I’m staring cuz better her teeth that J.Lo’s gut…TRUE STORY. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here are some pictures of Russel Brand pretending to be straight while engaging in illicit lovingly looks to his bride with a dumpy mom body, even though she hasn’t even hit 30 yet….I mean he is an actor and I guess acting is what he’s all about…making it easy to pretend that he’s happily in love with this pig and her pig tits while really he’s in love with her penis shaped clitoral attachment… I don’t fucking know, I just assume all androgynist people with dainty accents take it up the ass, I could be wrong, but it is the only thing that would explain marrying this twat…bedding her I get, cuz who wouldn’t hate fuck Katy Perry and her cankles just to watch her sloppy belly jiggle…but to marry it, that’s on a whole other level of weird sexual issues….fetish maybe, homosexuality probably…and who fucking cares…Not me..I just like I seem like I do cuz I wrote all this shit about nothing…
Here’s some Playboy bitch doing showing off her Playboy body, cuz that’s really all she fucking knows, and I guess we need bitches like this in the world, because without them, there’d be no porn, stripclubs, or grabbin’ titties for 10 dollars a song. So let’s celebrate this in this holy resurection of Christ Easter time….. To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This LINK
Her name is Shanay Hall and she’s not black, despite her name… I don’t know much about fashion, but if this is what it’s about, I’m tempted to pull a Bruno, fag out and trick these bitches into thinking I’m important enough to try to convert to heterosexuality via coked up blowjobs to advance their careers..Imagine the blowjobs…these hungry models give while taking out their hunger, sucking up any nutrients, even if it is only 10 calories of semen…..Amazing… I’ve never heard of this model, Shanay Hall, but I need to see more of this bitch, cuz when she’s a half naked and sexed up dominatrix for fashion…I’m sure she’s a few steps away of spreading her pussy for fashion, you just need the right gay guy with connections and a vision there to convince her….It’s amazing what bitches will do to get noticed…it’s like they are all whores or something…how could that be…LOL…. Yes, I just LOLed. It was to represent irony. I just don’t know what irony means. Maybe it was meant to represent sarcasm. Who knows, it’s early. fuck you…
Hipster festival Coachella Happened this weekend as it does every year. Celebrities and/or celebrity offspring went out to pretend to rough it in the 5 star hotels to listen to a ridiculous line up of their favorite acts. While tens of thousands of other idiots were herded together, sweating together, and not showering together and the whole thing seems pretty fucking lame….and to me being sent to Coachella would seem like a hellish punishment…unless of course you’re in the VIP section backstage, in which case I hear it’s pretty luxurious, hence why all the celebrities and celebrity offspring attend…It’s the in thing to do….who cares…. Here’s Tallulah Willis, thank god she’s not Rumer Willis, cuz Rumer Willis is a monster that represents Demi Moore’s broken uterus and drug use she had to get out of her system on the first born, making this one less freakish, but still pretty freakish….hipstered out, fat and downs syndromey….what the hell is wrong with Demi Moore’s pussy? SHe’s in a bikini top, I am sure there are gonna be more Coachella bikini pics as the day progresses…
Kim Kardashian is huge. Spanx are not going to save this bitch much longer…..cuz there comes a point in obesity that just can’t be strapped the fuck down….you know where it spills the fuck over the shit like the untamed fucking pig that she is….and lookin’ at her doughy stomach…that time is soon….I just wonder if she’s gonna go back to her porn career when all is said and done and no one gives a fuck about her…cuz even with all the money in the world….I know bitches like this love attention and hate losing it to other bitches…in an addicted to fame kinda thing…only this time it’ll be BBW fetish shit….and not just interracial shit I like to watch to remind me of what she’s capable of and more importantly what got her where she is today…. HER PORNO … Either way, here’s her fat ass…
There’s been talk about passing an “anti-sagging law” for years now, which would prevent men from wearing their pants below their waist and exposing their underwear in public. Although some states have already banned “sagging pants”, it seems that more states are jumping on the bandwagon with this new law. Now, Florida senators are in the midst of passing the law that men can not expose their underwear in public and especially in school settings. State Senator Gary Siplin has been working on the bill which would be targeted towards school’s dress codes for six years now, and it seems like he is finally close to closing the deal. These rules will make it against the law when boys wear their pants so low that you’re able to see their underwear. This rule applies to both boys and girls. Kevin Gordon, a principle in a Florida school, says administrators are attempting to teach youth what is appropriate in the workplace. He stated: “if you are not dressed appropriately, then you’re not ready for school. If you are not ready for school, you’re not ready to be successful.” Hm, what do you think about this statement? The problem comes in when this law is targeted toward a certain group of men, i.e. African American men and boys. What happened to our First Amendment Right? I believe in the freedom of expression, so forgive me for thinking that people should be able to dress however they want to dress, even if it means having their pants hanging off their butts. My motto is “hey, you do you!” I don’t think that this issue of “sagging pants” would be a problem if the negative stereotypes didn’t come from it such as “thugs”, “gang bangers”, “jail birds” etc. and I think that it is a shame that the government would try and regulate people’s style of clothing. If they take away that freedom, what’s next?! What do you think? Do you think the way that you dress affects your success level? Do you think that the government has a reason to regulate how people dress? Read the full story at Bossip.com. Why We Need To Get Tough On Guns “If He Goes To Grad School I May Have To Leave My Job”
Gwyneth Paltrow can single handedly ruin leather pant fetishes on a global level when she slips her boring, unattractive, awkward shape body into a pair…what the fuck is she thinking, oh right that she’s a princess cuz her daddy always told her she was even after he called all his industry friends to give her a fucking career…bullshit.
Lesbians suck on all levels…I mean other than cock…but on all levels other than cock…from their construction boots, to their ill fitting flannel….to their porn…to their vegan muffins….to the way they look and live and the things they do…from their knitting club called “Bitchin Stitchin”…to their craft corner sundays….to their potluck dinners…they are just all around fucking boring…and I’m not just saying that cuz lesbians hate me and I’m bitter that they don’t invite me to their lesbian events…I’m saying it cuz it’s fucking true… Here’s Amber Heard and her lesbian she’s using to get publicity like she was Lohan….in their lesbian car…with their lesbian hair…on their way home for lesbian sex…that isn’t a fetish….cuz lesbian sex has is anti climatic… Fucking lesbians….
Her name is Raica Oliveira, I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a Brazilian swimsuit model, who has done SI and some other swimsuit model shit….which means she could also be a tranny, cuz everyone knows Brazil is the second largest exporters of trannies behind Thailand….not that I think she is one, but what the fuck do I know, today’s the first time I’ve heard of her, and I haven’t really had the opportunity to give her a gynecological exam, I’ve really only seen her in these pictures for a bathing suit line that I can only assume is for the 40+ crowd, cuz shit’s all high waisted and tank top oriented to cover up the fact that a bitch is in the 40+ crowd…babies, stretch marks, one too many pieces of birthday cake, you get what I’m saying here….and if you don’t it’s that this bitch needs some more erotic bikinis to model…I feel like I’m at the public pool mid summer with a bunch of mom’s looking at her…and that’s only porn to me when nothing else is going on….
