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Kathy Griffin Horrible Bikini Pictures of the Day

This is unfortunate…but not as unfortunate as the hard truth that I’d love to see her red pubic haired topped red pussy-lipped pussy contrasting against what may be the whitest white skin I’ve ever seen, but more disgustingly, I’d like to know what it tastes like… Her weird skinny body is so fucking offensive I can’t help but wonder what it feels like to fuck it with my mouth….it’s on some Sci/Fi alien shit, where you know you gotta experience everything in life that comes your way, cuz living with the regret of not fucking Kathy Griffin when you had the chance is one of those things that follows you to the grave, you will always say to yourself “I shoulda fucked her when I had the chance”, instead of the “remember the time I fucked Kathy Griffin”, even if she’s an annoying comic in her late 40s, disgusting to look at…it’s the same logic I used when I fucked that tranny…you only live once…why not make it as horrible a life as possible…cuz it’s funny when you look back on it….and the tragedy in all this is that Katy Griffin probably wouldn’t fuck me, like I’m looking at her thinking how disgusting she is, but if we crossed paths, she wouldn’t even entertain getting fucked by me, and I think that makes the whole thing that much more of a fantasy, cuz ugly girls with high standards you break are always the best to cum all over…not that you’ll ever have that chance…but think about that while jerking off to these pics…cuz it’s the only thing that will justify you jerking off to these pics… To See the Rest of the Pictures – You Weirdo – Follow This Link

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Karolina Kurkova Tight Pants of the Day

No matter how much she works out. No matter how much she starves herself. No matter what eating disorder she came up with. No matter how many pictures of war torn Russia Victoia’s Secret showed her and pointed to saying “shape up or you’re going back to that”…Karolina Kurkova will always be the fat Victoria’s Secret model who almost got fired and who was shown not fitting into her outfit one lingerie show, only to blame her issue on her thyroid like all fat chicks do, as damage control to get back to where she was as a busty lingerie model…. So her in these fitness pants and shoes represent all that ruined my love of her and her downfall…making this post depressing to me…cuz Hot half naked in her Thickness

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Emma Freud in a One-Piece on the Beach of the Day

If you have always wanted to know what Sigmund Freud’s great grand daughter looks like in a one-piece bathing suit…now you know…and I don’t think you’re a better person for it…but then again I don’t think anyone of you ever wanted to know what Sigmund Freud’s great grand daughter looked like in a one-piece, cuz even she thinks it’s a fucking stretch dropping that fact when making dinner reservations and shit… Built like a hipless barrel, unsure if any research has gone into the pscyhology of wanting to fuck your own great grand daughter, but based on her look, it’s safe if Freud was alive today, he probably wouldn’t pursue that area of study…

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Kate Upton’s Ass in her Pajamas of the Day

Here’s Kate Upton in some pajama pants…. I usually hate when girls wear pajamas…It’s one of those “Please sleep naked, pajamas make me feel like I’m in bet with a 10 year old at a slumber party, cuz there’s nothing hot about ill fitting pajamas, unless you like 10 year olds at a slumber party, which I don’t, but prefer you naked up on me, whether you are cold or not”…it just feels better, is easier to stick it in, and is almost natural, you know who needs bulky shit getting between us…kinda of thing… That was until today….Kate Upton…Bikini Model..Is amazing…

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Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Ass Pretends to Workout of the Day

Anyone who knows me, knows that I watch Kim Kardashian’s porno clips every morning to hype me up, annoy, disgust, anger, frustrate but most importantly remind me of what the rest of the world has forgotten…she’s a fucking pornstar…sure she only had one movie, but it wasall she needed with her strong PR team to turn it into a multimillion dollar industry…not because she’s smart…but because she’s has a good team who saw opportunity to make her the next Paris Hilton…and by default…that makes her some low level, bottom feeding trash, who knew the porn tape would blow over, and that little exploiting of herself, was going to amount to great things. She is fat. She isn’t funny. She is boring to watch, if not irritating…she is teaching kids two valuable lessons, first that being fat, lazy, self indulging is okay and that eating disorders are a thing of the past…and second that acting like a cunty gay man is what we want….while white washing the one lesson we can learn from her and that’s that being a whore pays…. So WATCH HER SEX TAPE Remember she’s a whore, then look at her ass and be disgusted by the marketing lie she represents… Even if big asses turn you on….cuz this isn’t just big…it’s dumpy…you know like she’s in a soiled diaper under her leggings dumpy….and not big and round like you want to eat it out… and float on it down a river of vaginal juice…if you know what I mean…

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Cintia Dicker for American Eagle Outfitters of the Day

Model Cintia Dicker was in her panties, bikinis, topless, prouncing around an old cabin, for American Eagle Outfitters…and I’m pretty fucking impressed and shocked that shitty discount brands are out producing high concept campaigns that are better than the shit you see with this faggy pretentious fashion shit that fashionista posers wouldn’t be caught dead wearing… I love the mainstream swallowing up all that is sacred in a bullshit scene. Lovin’ this shit…but maybe cuz I’ve already posted Cintia Dicker’s Tits , so I know what I am dealing with.

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Jessica Alba for Vogue Italia of the Day

Jessica Alba too a bad decision and decided to make it worse by doing it again. I am talking about pregnancy. I get the whole strategy to keep your significant other who is trying to escape your cunt diva behavior by making him feel obligated to be a good dad, and I get the insecurities and daddy issues a Mexican American who made it famous has, but I still think it shoulda have waited til her peak was over….she got arrogant, figured work would always be there, but it wasn’t so instead of stopping at one chile, I guess cuz the damage was done, she’s onto another one, but luckily she’s got nannies so it doesn’t burden her life in anyway….it just burdens her twat… The only good that has come is that with all the poking and proding by the doctors with her vagina, and the lack of work she’s been able to get, she’s far more inclined to get naked in movies…so the future of Alba is gonna be far more naked…and that’s good enough even if she’s not at her prime…

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LeAnn Rimes Skinny Bikini Bottoms of the Day

This is a diversion – from her cheating on her gay husband and making her new husband destroy his family – before developing a speed addiction – making her body shrink down and her head seemingly get huge – in some kind of cartoon character I like to call the Christian lie, who won in these people pretending to be heartland and wholesome, while really being nothing but a spoiled, wasted, rich cunt with her own agenda, unwilling to do what was right or wrong…but instead taking what she deserved… Either way, here’s her bikini bottoms, that don’t show enough mound or pussy lip for me, but instead just show a massive belly button that’s freaking me out. She should hire a photo editor to manage this shit better….lucky for her, I’m perfect for the job and ready to work for blowjobs from anyone…including her…even if I don’t think she’s hot…I just like the Christian whore…it makes sense to me….

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Vanessa Hudgens Bra in a See Through Top of the Day

Typical….I guess Sucker Punch didn’t give her the career boost she thought it would…so she’s crying for attention – so people notice… I think she should stick to what she knows best, leaking nudes to the public….only this time, she shouldn’t let her lawyers get in the way, putting a damper on her inner slut willing to do whatever it takes to get out there…Disney Execs taught her well….you know “a lot of girls really want this job chipmunk, what makes you stand out amongst the crowd”….and we all know the answer…her willingness to learn…how to deep throat a cock. I’m down with her, cuz Vanessa Hudgens and I have a connection, like all married couples going through a divorce, talking to each other through lawyers…but a connection never the less. She looks like an idiot, sunglasses at night, bad face, but most importantly, no fucking unkempt bush or nipple. These pics suck… Happy birthday to me…daytime drinking is awesome.

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Lil Jon Does a Porno of the Day

LIl Jon released a porno movie with VIVID …. I don’t think he’s actually in the shit fucking, but he’s definitely hosting and suprivising it, and I think a huge reason why I love that this happened is because just yesterday I was in line at Wal Mart or some shit and the women in front of me were talking about Celebrity Apprentice, you know how Lil Jon’s so amazing on the show, so talented, so smart and all these other things, so to wake up this morning knowing that when they get wind of this, they will be appalled, even though they should know by now that all dudes are dirtbags, even if their husbands aren’t fucking them cuz they got old and nasty, they are still trying to fuck someone else…ya heard…. Check out VIVID.com for more info….if you care, which you do….

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