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Lil Jon Does a Porno of the Day

LIl Jon released a porno movie with VIVID …. I don’t think he’s actually in the shit fucking, but he’s definitely hosting and suprivising it, and I think a huge reason why I love that this happened is because just yesterday I was in line at Wal Mart or some shit and the women in front of me were talking about Celebrity Apprentice, you know how Lil Jon’s so amazing on the show, so talented, so smart and all these other things, so to wake up this morning knowing that when they get wind of this, they will be appalled, even though they should know by now that all dudes are dirtbags, even if their husbands aren’t fucking them cuz they got old and nasty, they are still trying to fuck someone else…ya heard…. Check out VIVID.com for more info….if you care, which you do….

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Kelly Ripa’s Sex Doll of the Day

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=72088″> I know it’s not a real sex doll, andd the Mademe Tussauds security people are the fucking worst…they never let you take a candle to these things and make a fuck hole…they don’t even like you smearing the cum on the shit..but the good deal is that in picture, with a printer, every fantasy is possible…She’s like the next Bieber or something… FOLLOW ME

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Venus Williams Hot Bikini Body of the Day

This is fucking horrible, disgusting, vile, confusing, unnatural…all things that on their own are negatives, but combined are amazing… Seriously, I’m turned on…. This bitch is like a science experiment jacked on performance drugs and gender bending hormones….her ass huge and round…her clit long and hard…ready to fuck and be fucked…fat tits and a winning personality…just perfection…especailly if you have no fucking standards…or like thick bitches in bikinis….and by thick I mean bitches with arms of a fucking dude….and the handjob grip that is so scary and dangerous that it is exciting…. I’ve never liked female body builder night at the strip club where the strippers did chin-ups….and I’m not so into the shit now…but I’m not you so here it is…. FOLLOW ME

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Penelope Cruz on Her Knees of the Day

When I saw these pictures of Penelope Cruz on her knees after paying Hollywood to validate herself as a key player, you know cuz her Oscar and millions of dollar per role wasn’t enough for her vain, self absorbed ass, by buying herself a fucking star on the walk of fame….and I figure this means so much to her because like a book ending, her on her knees is how she started her shit….at least that’s usually the case… FOLLOW ME To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kadashian’s Thick Hips, Skinny Ankles of the DAy

Kim Kardashian is clearly showing off the only skinny part of her body…her ankles…as long as they are in ridiculous high heels…otherwise they cankle… I prefer when she Shows Off The Rest of Her Whore Body Sucking Back Dick and Sticking it in her Unprotected like a gutter pornstar and human toilet that she was to launch her career like she was Paris Hilton ….but that’s just cuz I like watching bitches of all shapes, sizes, cree and religion, race and color fucking in any or all circumstances…cuz I’m a fucking pervert….and I watch this on repeat…. But not quite perverted enough to forget that Kim Kardashian is a lazy, doughy, pig of a person who represents all that is wrong with capitalism and democracy… Seriously, if this was communist Russia or a Muslim dictatorship, she’d be nothing but trash trying to turn tricks for some bread, up on som Aladin shit…but instead she makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year…. Disgusting….undeserving…brown and round….hiding her muff gut as hard as she can…..

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Alessandra Ambrosio Mom Ass in Demin of the Day

Wow. I have no idea why I just uploaded these pictures. They are not of Alessandra Ambrosio half naked, they aren’t of her having sex or giving a blowjob, they aren’t even of her giving birth to her kid, they are strictly her shopping in a pair of fucking jeans, and that means this post is a huge waste of time, even if checking out moms in tight jeans is one of my skills I write on my job application forms….when I am forced to apply to jobs I don’t want to get in order to stay on welfare…. FOLLOW ME

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Emma Roberts Daddy’s Unwanted Girl in Shorts of the Day

Here are some pics of Emma Roberts in a pair of little shorts… I bet this girl is a real fucking handful to deal with. Not only is she a spoiled brat from LA, but she obviously also has real fucking daddy issues. The kind of daddy issues that we can’t even understand cuz they stem from having a daddy who was too into himself while trying to get back to his highpoint of the early ’80s, back when he either won an Academy Award or was nominated for one, and fell into shitty gig after shitty gig, leading to drug and alocholism that landed him in rehab, a series of failures and pathetic behavior that didn’t have room to teach his little girl or show her that he cares, cuz he was too busy crying in the corner…amazing. I love Daddy issues…… FOLLOW ME

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Tara Reid Not Drunk or Sloppy Enough of the Day

Tara Reid is amazing…not because she’s got the dumbest looking fake tits…or because she’s all that accomplished or respected in her career, but amazing because she made real fucking bank on the few shitty movies that carried her into a 10 year party binge, Spring Break hustle, on an international level, and sure that may wreck a pussy and a face, it’s probably a lot of fucking fun….Far more interesting than the local drunken trash like Lohan and the other shit…Tara Reid did it right and that’s why she’s smiling while pussy like Lohan’s just washed up and crying… FOLLOW ME

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Denise Richards Whore Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s Denise Richards showing off her coked up escort body, 10 years later…. All moms have this body, don’t they? At least all the moms I know do, but that’s just because all the moms I know are strippers. I generally only interact with that kind of quality woman….and ignore the kind of bitch you’d find in a Wal Mart parking lot, taking the kids out of the van, struggling by actually trying to raise the brats….they just don’t exist to me. I know that fake titty hookers who only are where they are because of their bodies in the first place are forced to maintain the best they can…which isn’t hard when all it takes is a powder diet, trainers and everything else you can afford cuz your monthly child support and divorce payout is outrageous and more money than most people get in a year…not that it matters… Her greased mom body doesn’t fool me, cuz shit doesn’t mean her pussy is clean, small, tight or pleasant, but it is worth staring at, even if it’s been modified by modern science, cuz what difference does it really make to any of us…. FOLLOW ME To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link

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The Elizabeth Taylor Nude of the Day

Elizabeth Taylory posed nude when she was 24. They say it was an engagement gift for her third husband. I say, there’s not enough pussy lip in it. Fire this Roddy McDowall photographer, I mean if all parties involved weren’t dead….I want to see some 1956 bush….because jerking off to dead women before they were dead…you know vintage erotic knowing she’s at her prime…always works for me…cuz I’m just that kind of pervert… FOLLOW ME

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