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Kate Upton in Lingerie for some Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Upton is some SI model who doesn’t only work for SI because apparenltly doesn’t do the whole Victoria’s Secret kidnap a bitch from her family in some foreign country in exchange for an exclusive modeling contract until the world finds out you were born with a dick – and they fire you cuz they don’t want their brand associated with cross dressers and trannies – this is America, the heartland of Christian faith…or some shit… Apparently, she also works for Guess like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only less fat and dead. Apparently, they use her skills well cuz apparently shes got a great body…..No April’s fool joke in that….cuz this site is a year long April Fool’s joke…and so is my life…. FOLLOW ME

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Blake Lively Dressed Like Big Bird Showing Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Blake Lively at some kind event dressed like some kind of Big Bird for you Big Bird Muppet Fuckers, cuz I know at least one you motherfuckers has jerked off the Sesame Street while that motherfucker was doing some song and dance, and that kinda weirds me out, I mean at least it would weird me out, if I bothered caring…. She’s showing some skin, shit may be even be see through, but her face is built like a 40 year old and I find her ridiculously overrated, but since I’d still use those legs as a scarf, I’ll post the shit anyway… FOLLOW ME

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Amanda Seyfried Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is…. FOLLOW ME

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Amanda Seyfried Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is…. FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Nothing like some fat porn chick showing off some tit at an event to remind us all to eat this weekend…cuz drinking on an empty stomach seems to be why my liver is broken right now…. We all know Kim Kardashian is overrated, lazy, a pig of a person and the representation of all that is bad in the world…but there’s still something about her we all want to fuck…maybe out of hatred, maybe cuz it looks like doughy mess and we’ve always had a baker’s fantasy, or maybe cuz she feels soft like a bouncy castle and bouncy castles are fun… FOLLOW ME WATCHHER SEX TAPE

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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Gisele’s Workout Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put in the right venue, whether she was actually a she or not…it’s like the ultimate April Fools joke….. Here she is at leaving the gym in tight pants….question it if you want, but I think you should just try to enjoy it, cuz there’s nothing else going on in your life….this is it, like that Michael Jackson movie motehrfucker…like tha FOLLOW ME

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Gisele’s Workout Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

Karissa Shannon’s Alright in My Books of the Day

‘ Maybe I’m drunk, or maybe I’ve decided to give Karissa Shannon the love and attention her dad never gave her cuz he was too drunk and busy fucking her twin sister… I know she’s trying to get noticed. I know she’s nothing but a white trash whore with no talent. I know she’s just a pornstar in denial cuz it was with a black dude for added controversy, all in trying to get famous, cuz Playboy didn’t Pam Anderson her, even with a twin willing to get naked, so she will hire the paparazzi herself to get out there and really show the world how to get notcied….half naked and showing off an insane ass. I think I may be in love….or not….but I do watch her pieced clit getting fucked , cuz interracial never upset me, I’m non-racist like that…. FOLLOW ME To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jesus Martinez Male Model of the Day

I was bored – so I entered a male model competition….knowing I will win…because I have the power of the internet on my side… Vote for Me cuz if I win – it’ll be amazing GO This is what I wrote them….cuz you know I am serious about my craft….it’s been a childhood dream…. I want to be a Ford Model because I feel I bring a new look to modeling. I am tired of the negative image portrayed in male models today and the pressure it makes everyday men face trying to live up to their images and the expectations society has on us…. I am sure the public would want to see me in representing brands. I am real, people can relate to that I have already been published in magazines and I am very comfortable in front of the camera. I am also willing to do “ANYTHING” to win this contest. Give me a chance. VOTE FOR ME – I NEED 200,000 VOTES TO FUCK UP THE FASHION INDUSTRY GO Tell your friends – I need to win…. VOTE FOR ME – I NEED 200,000 VOTES TO FUCK UP THE FASHION INDUSTRY GO Seriously, if there is one cause to come together on – THIS IS IT….

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Double Wonder Woman for the Virgin Losers of the Day

Here’s Adrianna Palicki on set of Wonder Woman again….I posted similar pictures yesterday , but figured you’re going to watch an entire season of this shit, so get used to it, only this time she’s with her dumpy friend…. It looks like these Wonder Women Katy Perry lookin’ bitches are wearing diapers in their bullshit Wonder Women costumes you’re so excited for because they have shitty bodies, that you’re excited about, because you have no friends, no pussy, no social life, you’re awkward and you’re not charming, funny or interesting, you like comics but no one likes you….making the only thing anyone should wonder when it comes to these pics is why you haven’t killed yourself yet – Here’s ome pics of two bitches dressed as Wonder Woman. I hope this doesn’t cause any seizures or bouts of excitement that make you accidentally run over your computer chair in your dad’s hummer… If it wasn’t for the tits, I’d be convinced this was a dude…gaylord….. FOLLOW ME

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Christine Hendricks Pushed Up Titty of the Day

Mad Men was cancelled yesterday. Or at least put on hold because the cast were in negotiation wars or some shit I wasn’t paying attention to because I don’t watch Mad Men. If anything, I hate Mad Men because I always get stuck in the elevator, or at the table, or in line next two some asshole on the phone, or in coversation, talking about how great fucking Mad Men is…..and it got old the first week, now it’s at the point of “It’s like that episode of Seinfeld” level of I want to rip your fucking throat out you suburban middle manager… So it’s nice to have their morale destroyed….especially when Christine Hendricks’ tits aren’t going anywhere…not that I care about her tits, as I have the ability to see past them and notice that she’s fat, but you can’t….so here are those titties to celebrate the end of Mad Men, or at least the end of getting stuck beind idiots talking about Mad Men…even though I found out it was on hold getting a coffee this morning…but the storm will blow over and I have hope that I will find freedom…. FOLLOW ME

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