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Eva Longoria is an Idiot of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It amazes me how stupid a bitch can be. Like she must have been real smitten with her ex husband Tony Parker’s cock. That motherfucker must have owned her meaty Mexi pussy. Cuz to get a wrist tattoo to profess your love, before being cheated on, or realizing you actually hate the motherfucker when you have to spend more than 5 minutes not fucking the motherfucker, is fucking hilarious… It’s almost unstable and creepy, like bitch decides “I’m so in love, I’ll throw all logic out the window, cuz I’m a chick and I have no logic, strictly emotions, and I happen to be about to get my period, making me way more insane than before, so I won’t think about this tattoo idea for more than a minute, and I’ll blazen the shit on me in a visible place, not even on my pussy where only people I fuck get to see my failures when the whole thing goes to shit, but on my fucking wrist for the world to see cuz I’m insane and this wrist tattoo will show him I’m not obsessive, creepy and weird at all….kinda thing. Now she’s rockin’ some tattoo removal tatto on her wrist…scars to represent one of the dumber moments in her life…I mean other than getting into a failed marriage in the first place… FOLLOW ME

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Nicky Hilton’s Got Bad Ass of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always Nicky Hilton’s body. I’m sure that’s had a huge impact on her everyday life, you know hitting the gym, buying the right spanx and jeans, studying herself in the mirror wondering if all the hard work, money and time that went into her revamping her look would get my approval, you know since I have a totally insignificant website no one ever reads…but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s got a shitty body and a budget to fix it if she really wanted to. I don’t get how someone seemingly skinny, can look so fucking sloppy, I’m talking her dumpy ass hanging off her bones, like some kind of muscular disorder that doesn’t allow the bitch to tone the fuck up….It’s insane…but I guess in her defense, at least she’s not Paris Hilton…cuz even if bitch rolled out in a wheel chair, attached to a bag to shit in, wearing a helmet so she doesn’t bang her head into the wall compulsively like some kind of retard, she’d still be the sister the family is most proud of, provided they got their Yuppie rich kid heads out of the bag of coke they still dabble in while the kids are out making sex tapes….A family of trash living off one man’s successes…I’m sure that Hilton empire founder would be proud of how shitty his genetics are. FOLLOW ME

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Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly Proud of Being a Whore of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s always nice to see a whore proud of her work that is hardly work cuz she gets paid to get naked, something most of us to for free and in some cases get paid to not do cuz they look offensive as fuck naked… I love that certain whores think being Playmate of the year is some major accomplishment, when Playboy is nothing but a garbage irrelevant magazine that has consistently selected the trailer trash to be their Playmates, when the magazine was actually built on some level of substance, with pussy that was just hot girls willing to get naked on hippie shit, while now it’s all these hardened stripper looking garbage and the whole thing bores me…getting naked for money isn’t an accomplishment…even if it is fun to look at sometimes…even if they all look the fucking same FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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Vanessa Hudgens Channels Liz Taylor of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Hudgens took this Liz Taylor death a little too seriously, so seriously, that bitch had to put herself under a scarf to hide from the media like she was Liz Taylor in the 1960s….I am guessing this is classiest way she could think of being seen during a time of drawing attention to herself, you know after seeing one of the Liz Taylor retrospectives on TV…forgetting that Hollywood isn’t what it used to be…and is no longer glamour or class but instead nothing but an overpaid pile of shit filled with shitty people who are better off dead….or in sex tapes…a hustle Hudgens know far too much about…. Either way, it’s almost offensive, she might as well piss on Liz Taylor’s grave before she robs it, I mean her body is still warm, and ripping her off is more obvious than when I wore a 11 year old boy in public the day MJ died, and I’m posting it anyway, cuz me and Hudgens are best fucking friends, at least that’s what I tell her legal team as they breathe down my throat….as I try to look up her skirt in these pics… FOLLOW ME

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Dree Hemingway Topless in Numero of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The thing I like about Dree Hemingway is not that she doesn’t go by her actual last name, but instead uses the last name of her great grandfather on her mother’s side, like every bottom feeding pig who needs something bigger than themselves to associate with, and who rides that shit as far as it will take them, cuz it is the only relevance they have in the world, so everyone asks or knows that maybe you’re related to Hemingway, like a tattoo on your fucking head that says “I’m Ernest Hemingway’s Great Granddaughter so give me work and listen to me even though I’ve never met him, but have read his books and have heard stories” …. and I’m guessing it works…. The thing I like about Dree Hemingway is that she still has to show her tits to get work, like a common whore…proving that it doesn’t matter who your famous, possibly legendary ancestors are, you still gotta be a fuckin’ whore, even after whoring out his name like it was a teen runaway looking for a warm bed to sleep in mid winter…. The whole thing is pretty fucking tacky. I’m sure if Hemingway knew his distant relatives would have been name dropping his shit decades after his death, he woulda killed himself sooner… FOLLOW ME

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Irina Shayk’s Bikini Video of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Beach Day 01″ from jerome duran on Vimeo . This video was shot by some dude name Jerome Duran. Probably not from the band Duran Duran. It was shot for the opening of Irina Shayk’s official website and who really cares about the bullshit details, there’s a girl in a bikini rolling around in sand in video, pretty much what the plot of all movies should be cuz it’s hot and really all that is good left in the world….Unfortunately all I see is a hot body that’s gone to waste by being forced to date a fake straight soccer player in exchange for an SI cover….not that I’m one of those virgin losers who sits in my shitty basement apartment hating dudes who landed great pussy and how I’d be a better love to these women…I’m talking to you Xena fans….I’m just saying it’d be nice watching her prance around the beach knowing she gets fucked hard twice a day..instead of focusing on the disturbing truth that her sex life involves masturbating to her boyfriend sucking off dicks…but the good news is that it keeps her pussy in one piece… FOLLOW ME

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Amazing Face of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t followed the Chris Brown story. I was actually surprised at least one person asked me why I didn’t cover the Chris Brown anger management story. I wrote him off when he didn’t finish the job on Rihanna when he had the chance to take her out, something I am sure 98 percent of Bajans would be happy to see cuz she’s hated on her home turf, and 100 percent of me would be happy to see, strictly cuz she’s a fucking cunt and I see through the act…. I don’t believe in violence towards women, even if it was self defense from her crazy ass that I am still convinced choked herself out to fuck with the dude cuz he cheated on her, but I figure why do something half assed. If you’re 45 percent of the way through something, you might as well finish what you are doing…. But I started a new Feature called Amazing Face and whatever Chris Brown is doing grinding up on this manly faced bitch in a bikini, his face is doing something kind of amazing…making it the Amazing Face of the Day…Make sense? FOLLOW ME

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