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A Kate Moss Lazy Retrospective of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like it is unfair to all the other bitches out there to be overshadowed by all the attention Elizabeth Taylor has been getting. You know with all the people giving her retrospectives, talking about how great she was, and what a legend she was, all set to 50 year old pictures of her, calling her the lady of Hollywood or whatever the fuck else the said to ignore her alcoholism and pill popping and marriage addiction…and I get it…Hollywood doesn’t make them like they used to, all the new pussy is ghetto and trashy as fuck…but the issue is she doesn’t get to bask in the glory of her career…or all the nice things people are saing cuz she’s dead…so I wanted to give other pussy a decent retrospective before they die of AIDS complications and drug overdoses… So to start this feature we’re going to take a look way back in Kate Moss’ life….sure it is just the last three days ago…until today…but this is the Kate Moss Retrospoective by a lazy person trying to show some tired vagina some appreciation… Yes, I’m an idiot. FOLLOW ME

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Cindy Crawford’s Old Retired Model Legs at Some HBO Event of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ll always be down for some Cindy Crawford. She’s just the kind of early 90s iconic pussy that ages pretty fucking amazing and after accidentally being pushed by her huge body guard outside her hotel I coincidentally was walking by a few years ago, her looking down at my from her 6 foot 6 perch, giving me a smile that made me want to climb her towering legs almost and build a fucking tree house in her pussy like I was the Swiss Family Robinsons. Moving in and never leaving due to warmth, comfort and the kind of agoraphobia every dude in the world can probably relate to. She’s amazing well into her 40s and I just hope I live long enough to senior citizen rape her at the old folks home we both live at…cuz I expect her to burn through her model and divorce money by then…in a “not too good for me now” funny how things work out redemption that will never happen, but feels good to talk about… FOLLOW ME

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Elle Macpherson’s Tight Pants Hug Retired Model Mom Pussy of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been masturbating to Elle Macpherson since the 80s. I mean if you can really call crying in the corner covered in feces eating expired dairy products while high on bath salts masturbating…. I don’t really know where that came from, but I think it has to do with staring at her mom pussy eating spandex…it’s does weird things to me… I guess today is retired model day here… FOLLOW ME

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Dioni Tabbers and Hana Jirickova Topless in Common & Sense of the

Posted on March 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dioni Tabbers and Hana Jirickova are some hipster bitches showing off some tits….for some magazine I’ve never heard of….You know just trying to get the fuck ahead in the model industry – cuz they think they are worthy of living the good hipster dream of being paid stupid money to do absolutely nothing but have pictures taken…and you know what I’d fuck both of in exchange for a 50 dollar gift certificate at American Apparel…cuz they worth it…and that’s just the kind of guy I am…. FOLLOW ME

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Lara Stone in Vogue US of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is a cunt. Long story short, she married some comedian, they had a court order so that their pictures were illegal to publish, I published them and they tried to sue me….so I can’t help but hate her and her gapped tooth face for doing that…But she does have great tits…. She has been in Vogue Topless in Plaster ….she was Naked in Interview ….and now in a bikini for VOGUE US and as much as I hate her in theory, I really don’t give a fuck…. FOLLOW ME

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Sara Jean Underwood Dressed like a Superhero for Nerd-Tention of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Sara Jean Underwood’s superpower was just her willingness to get naked for money to show off her implants, or the fact that she was the diversion for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexual behavior and late now bathouse adventures he would go on to keep his sexuality going during the years they were fake dating….the good news for her is that the 2 years she pretended to be Seacrest’s pussy from Playboy, she learned the art of bullshitting your way on to TV, and now she’s the new Olivia Munn, whoring herself out to nerds, cuz they are the most loyal kind of fan, and so easy to manipulate, especailly when you’re background was getting naked for money, making you easy to jerk off to…all you gotta do is dress like a Superhero…. I guess strapping on for Seacrest paid the fuck off for this otherwise useless human…Apparently, .Gay gets you paid and that’s probably why she’s wearing purple as a tribute to Seacrests anus that made her….all while having a fucking hot little PUSSY … All I know is that I can see past her disguise and I can see the real whore behind the mask…maybe that’s my superpower… FOLLOW ME

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Sara Jean Underwood Dressed like a Superhero for Nerd-Tention of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Sara Jean Underwood’s superpower was just her willingness to get naked for money to show off her implants, or the fact that she was the diversion for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexual behavior and late now bathouse adventures he would go on to keep his sexuality going during the years they were fake dating….the good news for her is that the 2 years she pretended to be Seacrest’s pussy from Playboy, she learned the art of bullshitting your way on to TV, and now she’s the new Olivia Munn, whoring herself out to nerds, cuz they are the most loyal kind of fan, and so easy to manipulate, especailly when you’re background was getting naked for money, making you easy to jerk off to…all you gotta do is dress like a Superhero…. I guess strapping on for Seacrest paid the fuck off for this otherwise useless human…Apparently, .Gay gets you paid and that’s probably why she’s wearing purple as a tribute to Seacrests anus that made her….all while having a fucking hot little PUSSY … All I know is that I can see past her disguise and I can see the real whore behind the mask…maybe that’s my superpower… FOLLOW ME

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way… FOLLOW ME

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Renee Olstead Leaked Pics of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this bitch, but I guess I do now. That’s kinda her strategy in releasing pics like this, you know to get noticed. They say she’s Renee Olstead. She was in Still Standing. She was in The Secret Life of the American Teenager. She was faced with the hard fact that every cunt wants to be famous and getting two jobs didn’t give her the Aniston fame she hopef for, so she brings this. The whole thing is boring, even if it’s just sluts being sluts, something I used to love, before running this site made it boring, but I will say the desensitization makes for real weird sex and by sex I mean masturbation needs and wants…. I’ll tell you that much. If you’re wondering what she’s tryign to get famous for, it’s singing…here’s a video of her doing Summertime that only 90,000 people bothered watching her fat face hustle.. She sucks and only had 7,000 followers on twitter to prove it…lets see if the nude leaked pics make a difference…they will….cuz you perverts find them hot….cuz she has great tits…nipple rings and a clit ring…that she always win me over with the tits…Good hustle slut…even if it’s not so much a hustle but more an obvious cry to get noticed…more girls need to be doing this cuz i want to see them all naked…start emailin me bitches…. Here are the pics..Like with all pics – they may not be of the person I say it is..I am drunk and just go with what I’m emailed and Renee or not, the tits are worth looking at. Egotastic’s Got the Vibrator Pic – Pretty fucking Hardcore…. Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Kelly Bensimon Muscles in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t figure out what the hell I’m looking at, I just know it is in a bikini. It could have a great career as the monster in a horror movie, but instead it is just the rich ex wife of some rich fashion guy who clearly has too much money on her hand so that she can afford botox, plastic surgery, trainers, health food and not working to achieve everything that is wrong with the rich tropy wife life. You know using your looks to get you so much, and trying to hold onto those looks cuz they all you have going for you, and who really cares why this middle age rich ex wife comeback tour happened, I just know that whatever it is, it looks like it’s coming to eat my babies and it’s freaking me the fuck out.

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