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Hayden Panettiere is a Midget in a Dress of the DAy

Posted on March 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….

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Jenny McCarthy in her Bikini of the Day

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I know I make fun of Jenny McCarthy because she’s old. Because she’s annoying. Because she’s got a stupid loud face that used to irritate me despite how big her fake tits were or how naked she was on TV…she was like Jersey Shore in overrated back in the 90s. The even gave her her own horrible sitcom…all because she got naked in Playboy…it made no sense… I know I make fun of Jenny McCarthy for having an autistic baby, or a polluted womb that makes autistic babies, not because I think anything is wrong with autism and at times think I may be autistic, but because I think it is funny to see people’s reaction of how heartless I am, when autism isn’t a real disease, it’s a fucking blessing that will leave her little baby the next Mark Zuckerberg….cuz people are idiots… And now I know, fake tits age niceley…shit almost looks like they grew there on their own…. Lookin’ good McCarthy, as long as you’re in pictures and I don’t have to hear or see your bad comedy act…when you should just stick to getting naked and/or half naked. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katerhine Heigl is Massive of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It always amazes me when I hear people say shit like “Katherine Heigl is so Hot”…I know, shocking, but it has happened and it throws me off, mainly because she’s a fucking monster…the kind of pussy you’d expect to start a Tsunami when cum farting a load out of her ass in the bath…so I decided to post these pictures of her man-handling some dude – to prove my fucking point that she’s a monster…always appropriate to post the closest thing to Godzilla in Hollywood…you know always tying bullshit disasters to natural disasters…it’s my thing.

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Virginia Gallardo For MAxim Argenitina of the Day

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I usually write about how Maxim is losing their edge and have turned into a pile of shit magazine holding on by a thread, you know one photoshoot of an irrelevant cunt away from bankruptcy , but that was before I looked into their international labels, cuz looking at this Maxim Argentina shoot, shit seems to be doing things right, maybe cuz it’s not in the America and doens’t have to be candy-coated safe for work bullshit to please the Mormons, or maybe it’s just cuz Argentina doesn’t use the internet and still buy magazines, giving them some budget…not that this Virginia Gallardo ass I’ve never heard of, is some high cost pussy…I mean she looks like shes on some Coco level of relevance to the world…you know an attention craving trashy hooker, but at least they have her posing half naked like they are supposed to…..showing her big round ass to distract from her manly face and shitty fake tits like she’s she’s supposed to…and I like to give credit where it is deserved….

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Elizabeth Hurley Showing Some Tit in Animal Print of the Day

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Mom is that you? Shit Elizabeth Hurley got old. Tits or wild and crazy tight animal dress or not, all I can smell is menopause, not that it’s a bad thing, historically unlubricated vagina has offered my small penis the most friction and usually means the bitch is passed out and willing to let me do whatever I want to her cuz she can’t say no, not to mention extra facial hair, shitty bladder control and a monthly reminder that they are getting old as fuck and are unable to have kids, usually lowers standards and increases chances of anal because they just want to feel, and last time I checked, not being able to get pregnant is always a good thing, I mean unless you’re a young couple trying to start a family cuz you think you deserve to be like everyone else,unless you’re someone I’m trying to ejaculate inside…

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Elizabeth Hurley Showing Some Tit in Animal Print of the Day

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Mom is that you? Shit Elizabeth Hurley got old. Tits or wild and crazy tight animal dress or not, all I can smell is menopause, not that it’s a bad thing, historically unlubricated vagina has offered my small penis the most friction and usually means the bitch is passed out and willing to let me do whatever I want to her cuz she can’t say no, not to mention extra facial hair, shitty bladder control and a monthly reminder that they are getting old as fuck and are unable to have kids, usually lowers standards and increases chances of anal because they just want to feel, and last time I checked, not being able to get pregnant is always a good thing, I mean unless you’re a young couple trying to start a family cuz you think you deserve to be like everyone else,unless you’re someone I’m trying to ejaculate inside…

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Rachel Bilson Boring IN Shorts of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old.. That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…

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Lesley Vogel Showing her Mom Tits of the Day

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Here’s Hayden Panettiere’s Soap Opera star mom and her nose that she created, or borrowed from Michael Jackson cuz he had no use for it, you know cuz he’s dead…It has been a loyal fan and follower her everywhere…Seriously…she looks like a fucking clown…all plastic, orange and lookin like she was made in a Japan factory after a Tsunami and Earthquake fucked up their robot women assembly line….and for some reason, after seeing these pics, I kinda understand, or accept the fact that her pussy makes troll circus freakshow midget clowns…. That’s all I gotta say about that.

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Camila Alves and Marisa Miller Making Stupid Faces of the Day

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Marisa Miller and Camila Alves were at some movie premiere the other night and I figured I’d put up the pictures because I think both these bitches are overrated…one is an old, mono-brow mom from South America and the other is some fake tit looking stripper with a hard face and hard body, but both are photoshopped and marketed into pussies you all think are amazing…You gotta look at these pictures closely and see what they actually are….which coincidentally is also a threesome fantasy for those of us who don’t seek perfection, but appreciate everything that isn’t what we already have especially when it isn’t fat… Noureen DeWulf was there…I don’t know who she is…but she has tits, a lot like most women…making her nothing real special in the grand scheme of things…but who needs special…. Matthew McConaughey’s Mom was there flashing her ass proper….

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Alyssa Milano Self Shot Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

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Here is a picture of Alyssa Milano ruining the concept of self shot pics….they say she’s a social media expert celebrity who blocked me on twitter along with everyone who doesn’t like my twitter earthquake coverage , but she’s doing these self shot pics all wrong…and not just cuz she’s pregnant and pregnancy is digusting…but because she’s not fucking naked. I appreciate the fact that she’s using the hipster photographer app for her pics…but I don’t appreciate the fact that she’s not showing her hipster bush…that I know is a serious bush strictly based on her arm hair… Pregnant or not, if you’re gonna take a pic of yourself in front of the mirror, you gotta do it right…and that’s naked… I’m an expert on these things cuz I spend 90 percent of my day looking at self shot pics, or recruiting girls to take them, the other 10 percent of my day is spent shitting, crying, trying to masturbate- usually all at the same time… This Post is Dedicated to our Fallen Soldiers in Japan. Support our Troops.

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