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Alyssa Milano Self Shot Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

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Here is a picture of Alyssa Milano ruining the concept of self shot pics….they say she’s a social media expert celebrity who blocked me on twitter along with everyone who doesn’t like my twitter earthquake coverage , but she’s doing these self shot pics all wrong…and not just cuz she’s pregnant and pregnancy is digusting…but because she’s not fucking naked. I appreciate the fact that she’s using the hipster photographer app for her pics…but I don’t appreciate the fact that she’s not showing her hipster bush…that I know is a serious bush strictly based on her arm hair… Pregnant or not, if you’re gonna take a pic of yourself in front of the mirror, you gotta do it right…and that’s naked… I’m an expert on these things cuz I spend 90 percent of my day looking at self shot pics, or recruiting girls to take them, the other 10 percent of my day is spent shitting, crying, trying to masturbate- usually all at the same time… This Post is Dedicated to our Fallen Soldiers in Japan. Support our Troops.

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Taylor Momsen Performing in Slut Costume of the Day

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I love Taylor Momsen performing outfits, mainly because she’s 17…because the day she turns 18, all you perverts will realize she’s got a Lady Gaga face and the body of an awkward 6 foot 4 basketball playing 14 year old boy…. We have the underage pussy blinders on….because that’s what she wants…as much exposure as possible…to get noticed and talked about and sexualized cuz it’s easy and good for business….even if she’s just doing what’s been done so many times before, like by Dakota Fanning pretending to be Joan Jett’s lesbian lover in that movie that came out last year…and really it doesn’t matter… It’s actually inspiring and I hope not just for me and for other 17 year old girls who want to get noticed when walking down the street…because she’s inspired me to get a fake ID saying I’m 17 so that I can join the local teenage swimteam…in hopes of finding an actual hot teen who likes to be half naked…cuz I’m tired of lookin’ at this Gaga shit that I know is all a lie and that I feel she’s probably still a virgin scared of boys frontin’ , but clearly I’m not tired of it enough to not post it.

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Rihanna’s Ridiculous Ass Pants of the Day

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We get it Rihanna, you’re trying to get noticed like you were the next Lady Gaga, even though you were before Lady Gaga, but don’t have the marketing appeal, cuz instead of pretending to have a dick, you just piss off your dick and make him teach you a lesson, like a lot of Island girls who don’t know their place cuz all of a sudden they make too much money usually need, only to turn on him, sell him out and bore the public into feeling sorry for you and not cuz you are you, but cuz you are a battered women, even though you deserved it…. But like any dude, I can appreciate this hustle. It doesn’t make me like you, respect you or give you my approval I know you so badly seek, but it does make me want to fuck you before leaving you tied to a tree deep in the forest to test your survival skills… Amazing costume design….Next stop porno movie!

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Kate Moss Still Models of the Day

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Kate Moss brought her polluted vagina out in a leotard for some fashion show. I hope they equipped the shit with Saran Wrap like they do on new bathing suits, in a “no don’t worry you can take this home with you” kinda way, cuz I’d hate to be the fresh faced model who is forced to wear the sample again for a photoshoot, only to have Pete Doherty remnants dripping down her leg 4 to 6 weeks later.. Needle sharing, groupie sex, rockstar loving pussy is not something you want to rub against, unless of course you are me, who would wear that leotard and/or her vagina as a gas mask walking into a fucking chemical warzone, but I don’t respect my body, but I’d love to respect Kate Moss’….ideally with my tognue..

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Kate Moss Still Models of the Day

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Kate Moss brought her polluted vagina out in a leotard for some fashion show. I hope they equipped the shit with Saran Wrap like they do on new bathing suits, in a “no don’t worry you can take this home with you” kinda way, cuz I’d hate to be the fresh faced model who is forced to wear the sample again for a photoshoot, only to have Pete Doherty remnants dripping down her leg 4 to 6 weeks later.. Needle sharing, groupie sex, rockstar loving pussy is not something you want to rub against, unless of course you are me, who would wear that leotard and/or her vagina as a gas mask walking into a fucking chemical warzone, but I don’t respect my body, but I’d love to respect Kate Moss’….ideally with my tognue..

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Miley Cyrus Self Shot Camera Phone Picture of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Miley on set for something that may or may not be generic, fabricated, scripted, sluttiness…but the good news is that I guess she likes what she’s seeing and how they dolled her up cuz she busted out the camera phone to share with whoever the fuck she shared this with….I mean I just the pics…I don’t dig for the source of the pics…cuz clearly she’s the attention seeking photographer…and all right are reserved for her…and luckily the whole point of this picture was to get some of the attention she lost back when she turned 18 and no one cared she was 18..but rather wanted to see her on all fours with inanimate or even animate objects in her ass and pussy at the same time…. But I like to think a girl willing to take a pic of herself, known as self shot pics in the porn world, wearing what could be underwear…but what I think is underwear over underwear….a pet peeve of mine that you witness at many stripclubs..is always good enough for me…cuz self shot pics are always fucking amazing no matter how naked or hot the bitch is…it’s one of those “high concept” pornographic things…where the psychology, willingness of the girl and the fact she leaked it thinking she looked good makes up for the lack of object in ass and pussy at the same time… Good Hustle MIley!

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Lacey Schwimmer Bikini Top of the Day

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Here’s a manly faced bitch playing ball in a bikini top…I mean I’m not sure why she even bothered with the bikini top…cuz clearly the basketball isn’t the only balls in this picture…based on her face, she’s not the only one schwimming, the sperm in her ball sack are…. She’s the Dancing with the Stars dancer who has the body of some gutter bitch in the projects with 14 kids with 10 different black fathers….you’d think fitness would come with less thickness…. That said, I like my bitches or the bitches I like to slim down by not eating, not by bench pressing. The whole thing is pretty disgusting, but she’s got a bikini top on, and that’s good enough for you….and apparently good enough for me.

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Lisa Marie Fix Naked in Some German Shit of the Day

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This movie is called Stadtgefluster – Sex Nach Funf and it is some nazi shit from Germany, that’s probably not actually Nazi shit and just from Germany cuz the Germans have made all things Nazi illegal, in a sweep it under the rug, hope they forget kinda way, make it disappear kinda way…. The actor is named Lisa Marie Fix…I’ve never heard of her but she’s fully naked in this made for TV movie that’s clearly better than any made for TV movie in America, you know cuz of the Full Frontal….something America frowns on…. I don’t know when this is from, but it’s new to me, cuz I’m not so down with German made for TV movies….even if the pussy likes being shit on…cuz that’s culturally the German way…

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Meagan Good Tits and Ass of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t know what Meagan Good does. But I do know her big tits and a nice round ass are real good…. I’ve got a black girl fetish that I can’t seem to oppress like it was a slave Meagan Good’s ancestor’s might have been able to relate to….no racist, just historical fact….a historical fact that would probably be the only way I’d get with a black girl, cuz they just don’t like me… But maybe if I was her slave owner and she was my slave she’d have no choice but to do what I say…No Racist, just historical fact….and who’s to say we would find love or that I wouldn’t have been a socially conscious slave owner with benefits… Hey, relax on the hating me about the slave owner comments, I’m not white and Mexicans were lower on the slave chain than the blacks…. I’m just saying it cuz the only girls who get down with me are either paid pretty badly for it or mentally unstable, scared to be alone and obese enough that no one else wants them… All this to say, this girl has a great ass I’d like to hire to be a back up dancer in my hip hop video….no racist.

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Amanda Seyfried Does Ryan Phillippe of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried was on a date with the dad she’s fucking…or rumored to be fucking….or staged for the public to think they are fucking cuz they have the same representation…and that’s just how Hollywood works…make up stories to make the agents more fucking money than they already get for doing nothing… And as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan club, I like to track her every move….or at least every move in her Stripping sex scene from Chloe that I’ll keep bringing up and bringing up and bringing up until she brings some slutier fucking content for me to fixate on. I’m OCD like that….and she is amazing. She’s the new Lohan and I’m a fan…thinking about her getting ravaged in the pussy after these pics were taken…cuz if you were stuck with mom of 3 Reese Witherspoon for years, this young pussy would be a breath of fresh air when used as a gas mask…. Here are a few pictures of her on Regis and Kathy Lee Ripa from earlier today promoting Red Clit Hood… Here’s some Reese Witherspoon to remind you what he used to fuck after he knocked her up on set of Cruel Intentions and she kept it like a good hick would….can we collectively say #Upgrade.

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