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Rosie Huntington Whitely’s DT Underwear Shoot of the Day

I think one of they year’s greatest Christmas gifts was when Rosie Huntington proved to Megan Fox that she is totally replaceable cuz there are thousands of hot girls with daddy issues who crave the attention needed to suck director or producer dick cuz they know their role, instead of giving attitude like Megan Fox who thought she had the golden ticket and thought she had it made and let that translate into annoying the world by opening her mouth when that was never part of the deal….hot bitches aren’t supposed to talk…she had it all wrong…but Rosie Huntington is the tool to get everyone grounded where they need to be….not that it will work…but we all know Megan Fox cries herself to sleep wondering what went wrong but unable to figure it out cuz girls like Megan Fox are generally retarded. So here is Rosie Huntington in her underwear for some bullshit.

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Sofia Vergara’s Tits Do Letterman of the Day

I’m dreaming of a Columbian Christmas, just like mountains of pure cocaine I wish I knew….You’re probably dreaming a busty old lady who shows off her whore tits Christmas just because it is all she knows…..and there is nothing wrong with that…some people use school to get ahead, other people use skill, some bitches are forced to use their pussy and with the right end-goal in mind, can end up winning Emmy Awards….instead of trying to raise money for Columbia’s rain damage, she should be teaching seminars like she was Tony Robbins for girls who don’t mind getting a little damage to get on top….and who really cares. Her Botoxed face freaks me out, but when she talks in her sultry accent and when she gives me something better to look at, her face doesn’t exist, just fantasies of her begging me to cum while fucking her up the ass… As a bonus, here is her ass after the show….waiting for a cab the way she used to wait for john’s when she first came to America….

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Lady Gaga See Through Dress Puts Me in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

I wonder if Lady Gaga really believes her lie that she’s some kind of performing artist opening herself up to her receptive audience who understand and are drawn to her creative vision, of if she knows that she’s just an obvious joke. I mean the product of serious marketing that is about as authentic as her hair color. You see, I did the “slutty nun” basic level of religious controversy over a decade ago in an art project at a local church art program I was forced to take and even then I knew I was just doing it to piss off the people behind the art program. I also did a dead baby in a box cuz my teacher was pregnant and annoyed me. Because I understand how easy it is to use shitty art to upset uptight people and get a laugh out of it while pretending it is a vision. I have a feeling that Gaga does too, you know because everything she does is upsetting, mainly because of that fucking face of hers and the fame it got that it shouldn’t have got because it’s not hot….and not because of her ironic almost nude annoying artist who isn’t an artist hustle…she’s just a bullshit pawn in the grand scheme of thing and she fucking sucks….and so does her sloppy disgusting body and her squashed down runover by a bush that unfortunately didn’t kill her tits. Here are the pics. They may or may not be a Christmas miracle, but I know her death or disappearance would be, but maybe I’m just a hater… I should be drinking eggnog by the fire and not writing this nonsense…I hate you internet for trapping me.

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Tamara Mellon Old Rich Whore Body in a Bikini of the Day

Tamara Mellon is some 40 year old hooker who slept her way into financing for a shoe brand that made her billions of dollars, freeing up her time to do sit-ups and making her able to afford her small round implants, and despite not liking older pussy, when it is rich and can nurture me like the 40 year old child I am, while spoon feeding me classy foods for rich folk, ideally with her used up clit as the spoon, is porn to me….The life this woman lives is good, and I think she’s trying to rub it in as I rub it out.

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Halle Berry’s Baby Carrying Ass of the Day

I don’t know what possessed me to post these pictures of Halle Berry’s baby carrying ass, but I think it is because I like the contrast between an ass I want to fuck and the baby foot I don’t want to ever be the father of to throw me off and make jerking off to these pics more challenging. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to knock Halle Berry up, I’d be right up there like my fellow Montrealer, but I know that would never really be a reality for me, so on a fantasy level, I like to keep baby feet on any level out of my masturbation, that’s not to say these pcitures are worth jerking off to, if you were capable of jerking off to this you’d be a versatile man, it’s just a nice reminder that there’s more to a nice ass than meets the eye….and that a nice ass can be ruined with a crying baby you know that crawled out of it is in the room as a constant reminder of where that ass has been…. I don’t know what I am getting at here, but I do know it’s a waste of your time. I’d apologize but luckily you aren’t reading.

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Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton is on some international comeback tour and I don’t really know what she is coming back from…other than being caught with cocaine in her pussy…cuz people love cocaine especially bitches with too much money and serious daddy issues that lead to using her cunt as a tool to get by…..proven in this cameltoe suit that’s being swallowed up her herpes-ridden labia…but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about….she could be wearing the thickest snowpants and still get a cameltoe….that’s just one of the perks of having a used up loose fitting vagina….because cameltoes get you noticed….and I guess so does ridiculous push-up bras that make you look like your flat chested pornstar ass has tits…. What it comes down to is that this is a good look for her. I’m ready for “my second night in Paris” to be released…cuz I know it’s coming…even if she’s a little old for this shit….

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Paris Hilton’s Ridiculous Stage Performance of the Day

Seeing Paris Hilton in her racing suit wasn’t enough Paris Hilton for one day….you know since she’s disappeared the last couple years from being burnt out from being famous for nothing…but more importantly, because we lost interest in her. Paris Hilton is like a tranny, addicted to cock, addicted to being the center of attention, not worried about being tacky or trashy, acting all glamorous and glittery, while looking hard faced and cheap, only I know she has a vagina because I have seen it a bunch of times from various states of getting penis inside her to just casually getting out of her car….so being a tranny can’t be the explanation behind this embarrassing low budget burlesque show she’s putting on in Spain….but being cheesy, mainstream, boring and obvious probably clearly can…..and the worst thing in all this is that I’d totally tongue fuck her during an outbreak cuz I’ll stick my mouth in anything…I just can’t understand how Paris Hilton isn’t a gay man..It really fucks with my head..but not as much as her bloated 30 year old coke body…. If you want to see the shitty videos of the shitty event – you can check out youtube HERE , I did the work for you already… Here are the pics of her in some drugged out party monster disco bullshit that isn’t hot, but that is very very funny….

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Brooklyn Decker Killer Lingerie Pictures

This may come as a shock to some of you guys, some of you who’ve been living under a rock for the past few years, but Brooklyn Decker is one hell of hottie. She makes hotties look average. Here she is modeling some sexy undies for something none of us care about, seriously, who cares who makes the underwear if they’re going to be worn by a chick with a body like this? Look at that cute little bum bum… Yes please.

Brooklyn Decker Killer Lingerie Pictures

This may come as a shock to some of you guys, some of you who’ve been living under a rock for the past few years, but Brooklyn Decker is one hell of hottie. She makes hotties look average. Here she is modeling some sexy undies for something none of us care about, seriously, who cares who makes the underwear if they’re going to be worn by a chick with a body like this? Look at that cute little bum bum… Yes please.

Cute Girl Burping is a Weird Fetish of the Day

I guess it is just as easy as finding a cute young girl and making her burp disgustingness on camera to hit a million views on Youtube. I wonder if this bitch is gonna be the next Bieber, you know with her own TV show, IMAX movie and record deal….but I have a feeling she’ll be more of a fetish actor…..cuz let’s face it, she already is. Thanks Russia.

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