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Salma Hayek Covers Up for Water Safety of the Day

I like the kind of women who aren’t 40 year old mothers with full lookin’ bodies to match their massively full lookin tits…who are eager to show off their tits that made them famous…cuz they are appreciative of the fact that they aren’t working at a resort cleaning off shit, piss, cum and puke off the Cancun hotel wall….and they know what we pay the movie tickets that made her famous for….the kind of bitch who under any and all circumstances would never cover up her titties when she knew the paparazzi was around cuz she wanted to get as many miles out of them as humanly possible before she’s too fucking old for us to care cuz all old ladies have big tits….You know the kind of bitch who risks drowning, discomfort, death, to give her audience what they came for… I guess with money, success, fame, marriage, stability comes no longer caring or working for the people who jerked off to her tits countless times….That drive has disappeared and she’s got soft. Literally… Here she is on a waverunner, covered up, reminding us that she’s over and done with.

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Pam Anderson Looks Amazing on New Years of the Day

I don’t know if it is the necrophiliac in me, or if it’s just the pervert who tries to get with girls who look like this because I know they have few options, low standards, cheap rates, and don’t really know who they are, but I do know these pictures of Pam Anderson are fucking hot….She looks like her plastic surgery, drugs, failed success and everything else about her has finally crashed and burned, that’s when I like to move in, sweep up the pieces, fuck them up the ass cuz the pussy’s too loose a fit and cum on them…True story… I wonder how many 40 year old women who were jealous of her a decade ago cuz their boyfriends would jerk off to her are laughing right now…I mean until they go and look at their skank asses in the mirror… To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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David Hasselhoff Promotes Ice Cream with Bitches of the Day

It’s not officially a New Year without checking in with David Hasselhoff to see what kind of smut he’s peddling now that he’s irrelevant. At least, that’s what I’ve decided today after seeing pictures of him promoting some free sample ice cream on Bondi Beach in Australia, with a bunch of girls dressed like they are on Baywatch, like he was the ex-convict at Costco, or the retired grandma at WalMart, trying to get you to try free samples of the latest processed meat product they are hustling. This is some desperation that either comes from needing money in a seriously major way, you know to buy his booze and pay for his fat kids to eat, or maybe he just likes the attention he’s getting from a handful of young promo bitches in their one pieces, like he is some college star who never made it visiting his college town telling stories of his glory days…you know what I am getting at…. Whatever the movtivation is, I’m down with this lack of shame hustle, it’s inspiring. Dude’s loving every seconf of it, despite how bottome feeding it seems to be. We all need to be a little more like David Hasselhoff this 2011, sucking his popsicle with pride….

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Maria Menounos Pussy on the Beach Slip of the Day

I can’t think of a better way to start the New Year…other than if this pussy was in my mouth….or if this was ten years ago when she wasn’t 32 but she’s a Greek and they do love to take it up the ass, it is safe to say it is probably pretty fresh, however, she has gone from Miss Teen USA in ‘96 to a correspondent on Access Hollywood, it’s safe to say a lot of dick was sucked, but maybe she’s a respectable whore who only uses her mouth but her flashing her twat around could go against that theory…. Who cares, this is an old school, old fashioned, unstaged pussy flash and I love it….especially when it’s got old fashioned pubic hair on it…. Thanks for emailing this in LOKI…

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Valentina Zelyaeva’s Nipple for Elle Russia of the Day

Here is some Russian model I’ve never heard of, I’m not a fashionista and don’t keep track about this shit, I am more about the nudity in fashion than fashion itself. She has apparently been around for a while…She is apparently really happy about the fall of communism….but most importantly she’s apparently showing nipple, something that keeps me reading Vogue like it is my religion…cuz I don’t have a religion…but I like tits….. I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m still in drunken Holiday mode, what the fuck are you doing on the internet right now loser…

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Elisabetta Canalis in her Bikini of the Day

All I know is that these pictures are better than the midget with retard scars on her knees who was staring in the porno I thought was a great idea to watch despite everyone on the cover looking like they were found on the street or in a homeless shelter. I am talking toothless, unshowered and disgusting……all fucking each other…. So whether this whore is actually a whore trying to advance her career by dating George Clooney, or whether she is actually into him and it just conveniently helps her get her name out in America, cuz Italian acting pay isn’t quite as good or not…she’s got a rockin’ body in her bikini and if I was George Clooney or at least in his position, I’d let all the hot pusys around use me while I use them, it’s a fair trade off.

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Elisabetta Canalis in her Bikini of the Day

Lucy Pinder Topless of the Day

Here’s some busty trash from the UK tanning topless depsite the general allergy to the sun I thought everyone from UK has…but then again maybe I’m not well educated on British people since I’ve never been there and assume they all have pasty white skin and brown mangled teeth…they all work as chimney sweepers and live in caravans…I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is. Her name is Lucy Pinder, she’s a busty Glamor Model celebrated for having big natural tits that she doesn’t mind showing off cuz everyone’s already seen them, and I don’t mind posting them, cuz I like tits.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong…. Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy… Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Dyke Out in Black Swan of the Day

It’s Christmas Eve, should I really bother posting today? I don’t know… If you read this site then you know that I am a pretty big fan of Mila Kunis on all levels, mainly her appearance, despite the whole rockin’ the Culkin Aids…It’s Home Alone and Home Alone 2 season, I can understand his appeal, No Pedo…. I think this movie Black Swan is amazing…I unfortunately don’t have the money it takes to go see it….but I did find some really hot preview clips on the Internet that I am pretty sure Hollywood won’t be happy about, even though this is pretty good marketing for a movie I would have never bothered with cuz it is about ballet….mainly cuz you generally never get to see Jewish girls behaving like this, except when you are Jewish and at summer camp…you know since they are brought up to only behave naughty for guys in the community, keeping people like me out of the fuckin’ loop… I think it is safe to say that today’s Christmas Miracle is these 2 Jewish girls who don’t celebrate Christmas, celebrating each other while getting paid to think they are broadening their careers, while really they are just broadening the pool of cum they have collectively filled around the globe by the chronic masturbaters…. I may be going out on a limb here, but Jesus was a Jew, and I have a feeling these two ladies may be the next messiah….so the movie is pretty time relevant… ==== Here is a clip of them going at it….Hollywood Lesbian Style….Suggestive scissor grindin’ without actually scissor grinding and that’s okay by me…. Here is Natalie Portman getting felt up… Here is Natalie Portman Masturbating…. Natalie Portman in her Underwear Some sex scene…

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Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Dyke Out in Black Swan of the Day

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Dyke Out in Black Swan of the Day

It’s Christmas Eve, should I really bother posting today? I don’t know… If you read this site then you know that I am a pretty big fan of Mila Kunis on all levels, mainly her appearance, despite the whole rockin’ the Culkin Aids…It’s Home Alone and Home Alone 2 season, I can understand his appeal, No Pedo…. I think this movie Black Swan is amazing…I unfortunately don’t have the money it takes to go see it….but I did find some really hot preview clips on the Internet that I am pretty sure Hollywood won’t be happy about, even though this is pretty good marketing for a movie I would have never bothered with cuz it is about ballet….mainly cuz you generally never get to see Jewish girls behaving like this, except when you are Jewish and at summer camp…you know since they are brought up to only behave naughty for guys in the community, keeping people like me out of the fuckin’ loop… I think it is safe to say that today’s Christmas Miracle is these 2 Jewish girls who don’t celebrate Christmas, celebrating each other while getting paid to think they are broadening their careers, while really they are just broadening the pool of cum they have collectively filled around the globe by the chronic masturbaters…. I may be going out on a limb here, but Jesus was a Jew, and I have a feeling these two ladies may be the next messiah….so the movie is pretty time relevant… ==== Here is a clip of them going at it….Hollywood Lesbian Style….Suggestive scissor grindin’ without actually scissor grinding and that’s okay by me…. Here is Natalie Portman getting felt up… Here is Natalie Portman Masturbating…. Natalie Portman in her Underwear Some sex scene…

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