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Snooki Monster’s Disgusting Panties Promoting Her Book of the Day

The fact that this half retarded troll is on a book tour makes me really question the state of America. I realize that she probably didn’t write the shit, but the fact that a publisher would put out the shit, is fucking scary and not even because she’s an ugly, pig of a person who seems like she was created in a fucking trash can outside a local stripclub when a used condom from one of the clients accidentally got a used tampon fertilized, but because everything that comes out of her mouth is everything that is wrong with America and now it is immortalized in book with all the greats before her, like Hemingway and Mark Twain and people who actually knew how to spell their fucking names…..Clearly, this is a product of publishers trying to stay current, relevant and meet sales objectives, it is their answer to not go broke, cuz no one reads anymore and if they do it’s on the internet or at the level of a third grader…we are all fucking doomed. Here is disgusting on some Roseanne Barr kick making me nervous cuz I know when things like this are idolized the end is near

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Winona Ryder’s Big Tits Spilling Out of Her Shirt of the Day

I always forget that Winona Ryder is busty….that’s probably because I always forget who Winona Ryder is….but I know that there are a lot of you obsessive 40 year old losers who still jerk off to Edward Scissorhands or Beetlejuice like it was still 1992…cuz they just can’t let go….maybe it is because it reminds them of a time when they still had hopes and dreams, when they were young and excited about what life had to offer, before realizing just how much it actually sucks, or maybe they just like jewish celebrity tits that grew old with them….I don’t fuckin’ know or really care….I just know she is spilling out of her shirt….for old times….not that it matters…or that it’s really that interesting….unless you are a diehard fan who just can’t move on with your life….

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Ali Landry in a Bikini of the Day

The Doritos Girl still has it 12 years later….. This is what she was…. And this is what she is now…The only unfortunate thing in all this is the reality that 99% of bitches don’t age this well, it’s like some cocktease fantasy to all of us wishing the slobs we married kept the same body they had in their 20s, if anything this is not a beacon of hope but a source of anger, but the good kind of source of anger that you can hate masturbate to – which is kinda like hate fucking only all by yourself…weirdo…

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More Hot Amy Winehouse Fake Tit Pics of the Day

I don’t know what I love more about Amy Winehouse….Her tits, or the fact that she got fake tit to distract the public’s attention of a drug overdose she was hospitalized for…it was like bitch was dying, brought in and her publicists were like “ok, how are we gonna spin this, we’ve already used exhaustion, I know, let’s get her fake tits then send her to the caribbean for 6 months to get fucked by black dudes, it’ll just be a matter of time before this all blows over”…. I think what I love the most about her is how damaged she is, despite having all that fucking talent and capacity to be bigger than fucking life, but instead chooses to self medicate and destory every opportunity, a quality I look for in all my hired girlfriends I get with an hour at a time…. She’s just all around amazing and I can’t pinpoint where my love for her stems from, I just know I want to smell her all over… Here are some more pics of her, I posted the Amy Winehouse Topless Pic of her this weekend, cuz I am quick like that, but sometimes it’s nice to see the build up to the nipples, so here you go….

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More Hot Amy Winehouse Fake Tit Pics of the Day

I don’t know what I love more about Amy Winehouse….Her tits, or the fact that she got fake tit to distract the public’s attention of a drug overdose she was hospitalized for…it was like bitch was dying, brought in and her publicists were like “ok, how are we gonna spin this, we’ve already used exhaustion, I know, let’s get her fake tits then send her to the caribbean for 6 months to get fucked by black dudes, it’ll just be a matter of time before this all blows over”…. I think what I love the most about her is how damaged she is, despite having all that fucking talent and capacity to be bigger than fucking life, but instead chooses to self medicate and destory every opportunity, a quality I look for in all my hired girlfriends I get with an hour at a time…. She’s just all around amazing and I can’t pinpoint where my love for her stems from, I just know I want to smell her all over… Here are some more pics of her, I posted the Amy Winehouse Topless Pic of her this weekend, cuz I am quick like that, but sometimes it’s nice to see the build up to the nipples, so here you go….

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Mangled Face of the Day

Apparently Kim Kardashian had botched botox, I say that’s just her gutter face…..doing some Michael Jackson stunts…. I say who cares about her face, all she’s good for is her fat whore pornstar ass that only fucks black guys….. That’s all I have to say about that….

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Rihanna’s Leather Pants of the Day

Tight leather pants make for a stinky fucking pussy….This has been one of my more intellectual posts of all time…you know one that really inspires and makes you think about the state of all vaginas in these leather looking plastic pants that you know is not breathable, leading to all kinds of shit, I’d probably be more than happy to burry my face into….cuz I’m a vagina loving pervert. I love vagina so much sometimes I wonder what pussy was like on a generational level…I’m talking did caveman pussy smell the same as pussy that Jesus ate or as the pussy Joan of Arc ate, or as Old West Brothel pussy, and how does that compare to modern day pussy or even pussy from prohibition era…It’s a problem…

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Anna Paquin’s Lesbian Pantyhose Legs of the Day

Anna Paquin is not hot in any way. I don’t care how many hit shows, or cult classics she gets her dyke ass on, she’s fuckin disgusting, which would explain her lesbianism…. See, there’s nothing I hate more than lesbians and that’s only because lesbians hate me and have always hated me. I like to think it’s because I always make fun of them, you know pulling out my dick in front of them, offering to father their child, cuz I don’t believe lesbian actually exist….to me it’s a fucking myth…. Sure, there are bitches who choose a cockless life cuz they want to, whether because they hate men cuz men molested them, raped them, or was mean to them or men hate them cuz they are fat and ugly and need someone to get them , or if it’s cuz they think it is trendy and cool to dress like a lumberjack, gain 50 lbs and shave your dyke construction boot wearing head, but they are all just overcompensating, cuz lesbianism doesn’t exist… I know for a fact that biologically, a woman craves having a baby and that indirectly means she craves a cock…. Dykes choose to be dykes, or are forced into it for lack of cock willing to get them, and I think they hate that I know their little bullshit scam… Either way, Anna Paquin knows lesbianism is bullshit, cuz I just remembered she’s not a dyke, she’s bi, so here are her bi-sexual legs, short and unattractive even to the pantyhose fetishists, because it’s a slow fucking day. Seriously, why the fuck did I just post this? Oh right, to rip into lesbians cuz they are full of shit and to seduce True Blood fans into the site….cuz seriously, these pics are definitely not hot.

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Tara Reid’s Fake Tits on their Comeback Tour of the Day

I don’t know why Tara Reid is in the media again…not that I am the media…I guess I should rephrase that…Let me start over…I don’t know why Tara Reid is on the paparazzi sites…I assume it’s because she or her boyfriend are paying them…apparently he’s got a lot of money and doesn’t mind investing into her failed career…cuz he’s landed that bitch from American Pie, sure 10 years too late, but with the right hustle, she can be a Hollywood star again….something that is good for his Euro ego….cuz it’s not everyday a European business man fucks a big for a minute Hollywood star turned party slut….and here she is showing off her fake tits in a white dress cuz she’s wholesome like that…..and I have no idea why I am going along with this….

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Three White Girls Booty Dancing Video of the Day

Here is a funny video someone sent me of some probably ugly white girls practicing their booty dancing cuz black dudes are the only dudes down with fucking them kinda thing….and for some reason it brought real joy to my life….I am pretty sure it’s the fat ass in the grey shorts is the one coordinating and recruiting her girls into doing this with her, so she’s not alone on her quest to get knocked up by a black dude by 20, cuz you know having a fat ass leaves you with limited options in life when it comes to trying to be sexy, and doing this kind thing without moral support just looks desperate….even though the color of their milky white skin is all a brother needs to get down with them…and they can save shakin’ their ass to when they walk up to the dessert table at the all you can eat buffet…. This is some serious America’s Got Talent or at least has got passion…cuz I know she’s giving it her all and really what better way to start the day than that….Thank you Internet for inspiring me…

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