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Paris Hilton Goes to Vocal Lessons of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh God…. I don’t know what the fuck I am putting this up for….I have a feeling that when I saw it and read the caption a few times….my survival instinct kicked in and like a bad action movie where we all need to board a rocket ship to start a new civilization on another planet kicked in….and I felt I had to warn you that Paris Hilton is taking vocal lessons, so that can only mean one thing, and that thing is a new album…..because one failure, joke, vanity project wasn’t enough, this ego wants more…. When really she should be producing another sex tape now with years of experience, ideally during a herpes outbreak while a few more months pregnant, because that’ll capture some attention she’s craving, while catering to my fetish…. Either way, you’ve been warned…

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Rachel Bilson and her Box of the Day

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Wrong box Rachel Bilson….no one cares about seeing you load your car with your bullshit purchases….except for maybe my friend who loves watching bitches in the grocery store load their cars in the parking lot enough to have purchased a mini van with good tints so he can jerk off when they do….we want to see your fucking vagina…. You’d think being recently single from having been held captive by that weird Canadian no one cares about would make her a little more into flashing the fucking goods to get a little male attention…I guess she’s just a little rusty…. So here are those pics for my perverted shopping center parking lot creeper….even though he’s got an endless supply of the real thing…

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Christina Hendrick 1999 Playboy Picture of the Day

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Playboy tried to stay relevant by pulling out a picture of Christina Hendricks from 1999 when she was just a young slut trying to get ahead, hoping the Pam Anderson hustle would work for her, maybe doing it cuz she had rent to pay, but unfortuantely, she’s not showing her tits in a time before she was fat and when she was actually probably worth trying to fuck, not that you care what I think, cuz just her name blinds you from any rational thought, cuz you’re too filled up on boobs…. Apparently my site got hacked….Let me know if you notice anything weird….other than the clown in this picture…

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Olivia Munn Figured out Twitter of the Day

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Olivia Munn is one of those average at best girls who figured out what it took to get loyal fans, and it unfortunately worked because she irritates me…. She talked nerd shit for nerds making them fall in love with her and nerds are the most loyal fans…not to mention easy to please because they don’t care about how hot she is, they just care that she’s into what they are into, without realizing she is all bullshit because part of being a nerd is the unrealistic fantasy that motivate them to make millions which will in turn make these unrealistic fantasies come true. She figured out the nerd system….not that it was that hard…. Apparently, she’s finally figured out the point of twitter, cuz she posted some cleavage and people are talking about her….and her willingness to whore out…because nudity distracts from adequate at best looks…next stop for her is Playboy…..here are her tits.

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Venus Williams Wet Crotch Picture of the Day

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Nothing says sexy like a pussy so sweaty that it makes the bitch look like she pissed herself….Not that Venus Williams is really that hot in any setting other than her family functions….because compared to her sister, the old man down the street from me when he’s clean shaven looks like an 18 year old virgin in a school girl outfit with no panties or bra on….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…then either do I….I am too distracted by what the chemical composition of the liquid that made her shorts look like this is….is it piss….is is vagina juice…is it just sweat and is that sweat from her asshole…is it a serious runny years infection….did she let an elephant cum insider her and now it’s dripping out…it’s a fucking science experiment I can’t get enough of because I’m weird and love everything wet about vaginas…from pee, to stained close, to STDs….they all drive me nutty….so if I keep looking at this Venus Williams shit…this picture may just end up getting anally raped….

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Britney Spears in a Hospital Gown Porn of the Day

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I think I only like these pictures of bloated, older, sloppy, saggy, disgusting Britney Spears because her dress looks like a slutty hospital gown, and everyone knows that hospitals or people admitted in hospitals are in a solid state of volunerability, which translates into porn…whether they are sick in the lady dick, or just sick in the head, they are pretty accessible, especially if hooked up to an IV or iron long, or if they are in a coma….oh my god I just got hard…. Either way, Britney’s people are promoting the fuck out of her, obviously they are getting ready to sell records, or release records, or something that needs press….and I guess I’m okay with it, cuz if anything, she’s an inspiring person, who should remind you that one day you may be able to knock up a crazy celebrity bitch too, allowing you to live the good life like you were K-Fed, and if that’s not her most important legacy, I don’t know what is, maybe the hit me baby one more time video….

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Late Night Highlights: Stephen Colbert Makes Sense of Sarah Palin’s ‘Blood Libel’ Remark

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Last night, Stephen Colbert did his best to make sense — and make light — of Sarah Palin’s unfortunate and incorrect use of the term “blood libel” on The Colbert Report . Elsewhere, Olivia Munn told David Letterman how to avoid the cops, Seth Rogen talked about Cameron Diaz in her underwear, and Conan punished his audience for laughing.

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Natalie Portman Topless for Miss Dior of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natalie Portman went topless for Miss Dior because they paid her and apparently went bottomless for whoever the fuck the guy who strategically knocked her up when he was up inside her was…a man you probably know well because you are likely one of those virgin losers who is obsessed with Natalie Portman, possibly cuz you are jewish and have pressure to marry jewish to have jewish babies, or just because she was in Star Wars, a movie you like to channel in your everyday masturbation sessions and really – this is not all that hot – unless you get off to back, which you probably do, just because it is attached to this Portman pre-marital sex before a shotgun wedding like a redneck slut….

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Rumer Willis is Still a Monster of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know, I didn’t expect her to get hot over night, or even to take her mother’s lead and invest millions into plastic surgery, because I honestly believe she is too far gone to ever be turned into something hot or considered a sex symbol…..There is no hope for her….Like a burn victim, or the bitch attacked by the chimp, forced to live with her disability that is her face forever…. I just post pictures of her to balance out the site for girls who read it and are starting to develop a complex…in hopes that it makes them feel pretty….because no matter how ugly you are…you are probably better than this…I’m sweet like that ladies, let’s cuddle….making me think that it is very possible that Rumer Willis is the ugliest person in the world…and it’s unfortunate for her that she’s all Hollywood, cuz she can’t just hide in her shitty small down and be a recluse no one talks to, a fate I think she was meant to have…. I also post it to question Demi Moore’s uterus….because I hate that washed up cunt and think what she produced just proves how garbage she is… All this to say, this is a stepdaughter I would not be crawling into bed or the shower with when she least expects it if I was Ashton Kutcher, which is saying a lot cuz I have no standards…

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Addison TImlin’s Big Break in a Californication Sex Scene of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Addison Timlin. She is 19 and Fucking 50 year old X-Files star David Duchovny on his show Californication is her break…Gotta love this kind of quest for success…a hustle worth standing on sidelines and watching cuz she’s got a willingness to get naked because it means getting on a big show….cuz if she doesn’t do it someone else will and some people just aren’t down with passing off opportunities, especially when the pervert producers lay it out for them they way it actually is… So here are her great tits if you missed the show when it was on TV….

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