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Kelly Brook’s Tits Celebrating Her Birthday of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Brook’s Tits Celebrating Her Birthday of the Day

It was Kelly Brook’s birthday. I guess this was a year she wanted to show the world is that when she puts her tits away she’s really nothing fucking special….

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Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day

It hate Funny or Die. I Hate linking Funny or Die. I hate the marketing manager at Funny or Die. I don’t find Funny or Die funny. I can’t stand Will Farrell or Ricky Bobby or anyone else in their stupid crew and I find their jokes cheap, obvious, idiotic and only interesting because they case celebs to be in them. It is like Saturday Night Live the next generation, when the next generation should have died with Jim Belushi, instead of being this latch on bottom feeding show filled with people embarrassing themselves cuz they aren’t funny. That said, here is Kelly Brook in some cameltoe sketch I assume I’ll hear people quoting, because people are just as stupid as Funny or Die, I mean that is why it exists. I’m doing it for Kelly Brook’s tits and not for the cheap cameltoe joke. I just can’t believe I get flagged a porn site by advertisers, when the real smut is going on next to the AXE banners on here. I hate myself for promoting these cocksuckers. But here it is anyway.

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Kim Kardashian is the Human Bathroom of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kim Kardashian is the Human Bathroom of the Day

This is actually funny to me. It is rare that this celebrity bullshit I write about every day ever makes me laugh… There’s just not campaign that makes more sense for a celebrity to be endorsing…you know it is so appropriate that you’d expect to see this on some stupid sketch comedy shot and not in real life…it is one of those things you’d think she’d have turned down and fired her agent for the sick joke when it landed on her desk and read “you will be promoting the Charmin toilet paper’s Bathroom” campaign, in a “come on guys, the jokes getting old” kinda way, you know because she is a fucking bathroom at least when she’s filming a sex tape….and that she’s had more black man urine on her than the toilets at Cook County Jail or pretty much all prisons combined for that matter…cuz getting pissed on is just the kind of degrading she loves…not that I am against pissing on girls…I’ve done it many fucking times….but I’ve never been able to organize a special event sponsored by a toilet paper company to draw attention to the fact that bitch likes being pissed on…I’m not a celebrity with big budgets and I don’t now corporations down to co-brand with a porn slut in unprotected sex videis, but I have pointed and laughed at the slut when introducing her to my friends. Either way, this is one of those you can’t write jokes better than this, I mean unless you’re the marketing exec who snuck this one in without anyone noticing…good work….she just looks like she feels so at home….like she’s finally found her calling….like she’s one step closer to be an honorary toilet from the toilet paper people…It is like winning the World Series or more appropriate Superbowl in her field…get it? Yeah, I know I’m a genius…

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Passenger Chooses Strip-Down Over Pat-Down | NBC San Diego

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Passenger Chooses Strip-Down Over Pat-Down | NBC San Diego

When a San Diego man opted out of security screening using the Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) at Lindbergh Field Friday, he stripped down to his underwear in an attempt to avoid the pat-down procedures.Samuel Wolanyk Samuel Wolanyk took the protest started Nov. 13 by Oceanside's John Tyner to a whole new level. While Tyner videotaped his refusal to be patted down, telling the agent “If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested,” Wolanyk decided to give TSA a look at his body down to his Calvin Klein's. Through a statement released by his attorney Sunday night, Wolanyk said “TSA needs to see that I'm not carrying any weapons, explosives, or other prohibited substances, I refuse to have images of my naked body viewed by perfect strangers, and having been felt up for the first time by TSA the week prior (I travel frequently) I was not willing to be molested again.” (more at link) added by: Vierotchka

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Sarah Jessica Parker Has Meth Face of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Sarah Jessica Parker Has Meth Face of the Day

I originally downloaded these pictures for personal use. I don’t have a Sarah Jessica Parker, I just like to look at her pictures to get a good laugh and to put me in a positive state of mind, you know trying to figure out how that thing was good enough to get as famous as it did….realizing that anything is fucking possible with the right marketing behind it…cuz I have actually heard bitches say this woman is pretty….and the whole thing is real comedic. I thought she had a cameltoe in these pics…and figured there’s just something about bitches who look like meth addicted immigrant trannies named Chanel who pretend they are 25 looking for husbands to marry to make them legal citizens….you know with their cheap hair, cheap slutty outfits, haggard manly half paralyzed from the drug user face that really makes you feel at home…especially when it looks like a cameltoe…cuz it makes the whole experience far less homo…. Not that it matters. What does matter though is that I just posted a fucking Sarah Jessica Parker post and that’s gotta be a mistake on some fucking level.

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Linnea Pihl Tits for Costume of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Linnea Pihl Tits for Costume of the Day

Here is some bitch with a crazy immigrant name modeling topless for some magazine or lingerie company I didn’t bother looking up called Costume. The nice thing about models is that you never really know how old they are because modeling agencies usually keep their birthdays secret, and modeling agencies usually do most of their recruiting when a bitch is 14, meaning for all you know, these could be some 16 year old immigrant tits being shown off for fashion, cuz the immigrant wants to do whatever it takes to get ahead, you know to live a life away from the immigrant hell she is from, that whole American dream without being an actual hooker shit, which may seem too young to already be using tits for money, but I figure it’s never too early to get started on your future financial security, especially if you manage to do it in a way that doesn’t get flagged as a kiddie pornographer, since in every other business, teenage tits is a fucking crime, even though relatively freshly sprouted teenage tits are anything but a crime….they are just perkier than adult tits….making them a small taste of heaven…not that this bitch is underage…but you just never really know and that adds enough excitement to my terminally boring existence….to go on another day.

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Eniko Mihalik in a Bikini for Bergodorf and Goodman of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eniko Mihalik in a Bikini for Bergodorf and Goodman of the Day

It amazes me that people refer to this site as porn, smut, trash, garbage, or all the other horrible things people who don’t appreciate my shitty financial situation, my bitterness towards my fat wife, my alcoholism and other addictions, including a love for all things grimey, disgusting and perverted, trying to add some enjoyment to my life by objectifying pussy and imagining myself playing with it, all while shitting on celebs who live an undeserved good life….say. Because I’m posting the latest Berdorf and Goodman Resort collection pictures featuring Eniko Mihalik, my new favorite bikini/lingerie model I’ve barely ever heard of, so as far as I’m concerned I’m pretty fucking classy as I imagine her rubbing her trimmed red pubic hair on my testicles…provided she can find them….I’m high fucking society, at least I want to be with this whore…especially if it involves that shit I hear rich dudes get high class escorts to do,….

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Islam Teaches us How To Beat Your Wife of the DAy

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Islam Teaches us How To Beat Your Wife of the DAy

I am the first to admit I’ve been slacking today. It’s noon and this is my first post of the day, but I have a good reason….I was learning from worldly religions what the holy way to beat my wife is….because up until this point I was just doing it cuz I hated the bitch…but I knew there was I higher purpose, I was just lost and now I am found, enlightened and I hope you are too…. So now I know what Allah wants me to do when my pussy says no to sex and really for whenever she gets out of line and I know not to break bones or hit her in the face and I am a better person for it. I may not be Muslim, but with rules like this, it’s pretty tempting. It just seems so current and with the times you know, all those laws that give women rights is so backwards…and dated…these dudes really get what its about….. That said….this is insane. I can’t believe this in on TV. Who the fuck are these people and if they get their own religion, can I get one that involves all night drunken sex parties and legal prostitution? It’s crazy. They say French is the language of love, but by the sounds of this, I’d say arab is a close second…it’s just so romantic sounding…like a bitch getting throat fucked….

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Katie Price Finally Makes a Comeback of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Katie Price Finally Makes a Comeback of the Day

I probably shouldn’t take credit for the Katie Price comeback, but my life fucking sucks and I figure if I can pretend I am part of something bigger than what I am actually a part of like Katie Price’s tits, I won’t jump in front of the fucking train…. You see a few weeks ago, I hit her up telling her to stop wasting her time with her retard crack baby cuz retards can’t remember if their mom was there for them growing up and retards don’t have repressed memories that surface and if they do…we never have to really hear about them except for in a series of grunts, groans and chronic masturbation episodes….. I told her to bring back her classy little outfits, and her subtle implants and start making appearances before she’s too old for people to care, even though she’s already too old for people to care. I told her she’s a fucking legend in the Glamor Model world of trash… So I just can’t contain my excitement seeing her here posing like a club kid from the 90s, cuz channelling her inner gay male on a cocktail of drugs and not just for his AIDS is something she’s amazing at….Amanda Lepour step the fuck back, Billionaire Katie Price is back in shameless self-promotion action and I love it. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Rihanna in a Strapless Bra for Morning Television of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Rihanna in a Strapless Bra for Morning Television of the Day

I wonder how many people masturbated to this performance as Good Morning America was on and they were eating the cereal before work. I am thinking at least one person. I am surprised that TV allows this kind of gutter prostitute smut on so early in the morning, especially network TV. I mean aren’t these the same people who censored Elvis for just shaking his hips. This pig is pretty much fucking the microphone and using the sounds of her pussy drip as part of her bead. I like anything that involves tits, sex, pussy or dick….but TV doesn’t, it’s against the Christian way, and the Christians run America…. I guess I am just bitter that I post these pics and videos and advertisers call me a porn site, when shit is straight off your fucking TV screen on a show owned by a billion dollar corporation.. The rich get richer and the poor become popstars named Rihanna…. The world makes no sense. Here is a clip of her uneducated ghetto ass trying to seduce in shitty fucking video….I’m loving her white back-up dancer – shit reminds me of the entertainment at a Bat Mitzvah….So good….

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