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Paris Hilton Stolen in Court Picture of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friend Jenny who was the original brain behind a popular celebrity website before she got muscled out of it posted this picture of Paris Hilton in the Vegas courthouse today….cuz she got arrested a few weeks ago… She wrote: I was at the courthouse this morning and so was Paris Hilton. Best shot I could get of her. It’s blurry, but her ginormous feet are sort of in focus. The picture made me laugh, not as much as Paris Hilton getting off for hiding coke in her pussy instead of cock in her pussy cuz her pussy is a well trained circus act that can do all kinds of tricks… so I figured I’d share it with you idiots… Amateur style Investigative is like amateur porn….way better than the real thing…

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The Best Party I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t get invited to parties, I never really did, I was the guy no one wanted around, but I’m cool with that…I guess it is expected when you are the weird guy who doesn’t shower you catch in dirty laundry hamper playing with your mom’s dirty panties….I am sure you know what I mean…. So this Macy’s Glamorama bullshit went down and they attracted a whole lot of weirdness, I wasn’t included in the fun, but I figured I’d document what we all missed… —- They biggest guest was Michael Jackson in his female costume, cuz we all know dude’s not dead, he’s just decided to be Latoya Jackson and he’s loving all the new found love. Aubrey O’Day was there with her fake tits and thick body she designed to seduce black men, and by designed I mean overate thinkin’ she’d corner a market, that turned out to not be a good strategy, despite having had the opportunity to hang with MJ in his Lady costume… They also had the redheaded bitch from the Andy Dick and Negro who isn’t Whoppi on The View show, who lost 50 lbs with Jenny Craig but still has a stupidly large head….that makes her look like she didn’t lose any weight on the Jenny Craig commercial…totally defeating the whole point of losing the weight…and scaring us by making us think this weightloss has made her more sexual…cuz we know it has…it always does…but the good news is that she’s still a fat pig to me… The show stopper was that they managed to steal this human/giraffe hybrid from the lab to make an appearance…what the fuck is this thing….

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Anja Rubik Model in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve posted Anja Rubik Nipple in the past. This may not be as exciting for you, but I like to think that sometimes implied whore behavior is more exciting than actual whore behavior….especially when it’s executed by a long, lean, decent looking pussy who escape the sex trade in Poland to be doing the sex trade in America….she just doesn’t realize it cuz they told her this is the “fashion industry”….which pays a lot better than the free abortions back home she was getting paid back home…. I don’t even know why I bother.

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Bianca Balti in Some Lacy Shit for Vogue Germany of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I should call this site “Fashion Porn” because there’s this real grey area between porn and fashion….sure bitches in fashion don’t get fucked on camera, don’t masturbate on camera, don’t fist, shit and piss on each other on camera, don’t use strap-ons or get their faces fucked, but they do get topless, sometimes naked, often times in see-thru shirts, and the quality of their pussy, despite probably being dirtier than porn pussy, since there’s no regulations on model partying scenester coked up genitals, and they don’t have to get monthly STD test, they just look like they are a lot cleaner and a lot less damaged and a lot more luxurious even if they have the same morals and values of getting paid to show off their bodies…. and really…who cares…here’s Bianca Balti, some Italian model, looking pretty alright….even though she’s a mom and these pics are tame…

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Naomi Campbell’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

Posted on September 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know what the fuck I was thinking when I pulled these pictures. I don’t know if it was that I thought people like this ex-Supermodel from the 90s with the darkest skin who they’ve all probably seen naked, but are wondering what she was up to yesterday…..or if I thought her ironic t-shirt that has lingerie silk-screened on the shit…like a Venice Beach bikini body…was stupid enough for me to point out….or maybe I just felt like aging model legs was what we all needed this afternoon….I just know that I’m posting them and I sure as hell hope you’re not jerking off to them…cuz I have no idea what kind of fetish this would fall under…Is it lingerie printed on t-shirt fetish, an ex model fetish, an aging leg fetish…or not quite a fetish at all….wow…this post made me want to nap..

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Teri Hatcher in a Wet Suit of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Teri Hatcher was all the rage. It was back when she was on some bootleg Superman show that depressed me to watch at the time…without realizing that a decade and a half later…the real depression would be in her bra…cuz her tits look deflated and sad…not to mention her face looks like something out of a zombie movie where she came to life to eat brains after dying a horrible scuba diving accident and I am legitimately scared of whatever I am looking at….pussy everyone freaked out about doesn’t always stay that way and here’s the proof….

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Kristin Cavallari Sluts It Up for Some Bottom Feeding Photographer of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tyler Shields is some photographer out of LA who made friends with some celebs and models and has since been making a name for himself because they all think he’s this inspired artist or some shit. I’ve seen countless comments to the guy about how awesome he is and how he is a visionary and I guess I shouldn’t hate on him too hard, cuz I’ve never had patience to seduce women into getting naked, or in their underwear, I’ve never said the right things, I’ve never felt like I need to make them believers that they are part of something much bigger than they think they are, stripping them down, all to get HIM noticed. I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but it’s pretty much that this dude says the right thing to the right people, he makes them think he’s this bigger than life artist and that they have to shoot with him, he’s out of LA, and there are many insecure actors out there willing for that shot at having some substance in their lives filled with crap….so they attach themselves to people like this, he gets them half naked, and we all find out about the motherfucker, visit his website and make him tons of money. Using their celebrity to make him a celebrity…. It’s a good scam, that I just don’t have patience for. But I will post the Kirstin Cavallari pictures, because she really has no point anymore, her one and only break has come and gone twice….and lightning doesn’t strike three times…but maybe getting Lohan’s photographer will put her back on the map. I am sure she’s so happy people are talking about her today… Who really cares, she’s half naked in a park and that’s good enough for me, no matter who the bitch is, or how useless the bitch is….and really Tyler’s got the right idea…gag this bitch…but next time…don’t let her up for air. This is a lost opportunity if I’ve ever seen one…

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Ashley Greene Hasn’t Figured it Out Yet of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when I thought Miley Cyrus strategy to get noticed was going to rub off on Ashley Greene, I have to be reminded just how boring this cunt is. Seriously, Miley showed her that if they wear see through shirts , or if they pretend to make out , everyone will be happy cuz two decent looking girls, who are way too popular for their own good, or for their own talent levels, will be doing something scandalous…..and that excites people…but instead Ashley Greene is back to her old bullshit of wearing normal clothes and doing normal things like walking, cuz she’s just cocky and thinks nothing will stand in the way of her and her Twilight fame, a fame she doesn’t think she has to cheapen herself for, but the good news is that all fads die and there will be a time soon enough when she’s scrambling for those glory days cuz she played it off all fucking wrong….

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Trashy Lookign Sluts at a Fashion Show of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is some bitch named Tinsley Mortimer, who apparently is from the south, has a rich father and landed her own TV show that I have never seen, and she’s doing the Richie Rich fashion show that Pam Anderson usually does semi topless , because I assume Richie Rich thought it would be clever to get rich girls to be his models, cuz he is clever like that….even though being named Rich, having a clothing company called Richie Rich, and featuring Rich girls as models is obvious, the dude was a club kid who did a lot of drugs in the 90s, give him some credit for not dying of AIDS, or ending up washed up on the street corner sucking dick for his next hit, while now he can just suck dick for the sheer enjoyment of sucking dick. That felt dirty to write…so wrong… Here is some rich pussy and other idiots in what could be lingerie…..but is definitely boring…played out…and annoying…Just be happy I didn’t put the pictures of Ellen on the Runaway…cuz there is nothing hot about Ellen…ever….no matter how how the pussy she digs her whore lesbian tongue into….

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Lacey Schwimmer is the Fattest Professional Dancer of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fuck DWTS, this bitch needs to get on video in spandex on Youtube…cuz fat girls aren’t supposed to dance…and when they do it’s fucking funny to watch…. These legs are trunks…Shit is not fucking normal for someone who burns 3000 calories a day….why she looks like this really just doesn’t make any fucking sense to me… I know she’s fucking ugly..anyone with eyes can see she’s a beast of a girl…and I am not trying to give her credit she doesn’t deserve. She’s already tricked her way onto TV and avoided a shitty stripping career as the stripper no one gets dances from except for people who feel sorry for her or people who she gives a discount to, or people who like the bottom feeder ugliest bitch in the room trash cuz it is their fetish…. I just really think she’d be better off falling off a table while dancing on Youtube, or having a stripper pole catastrophe, fuck being on mainstream television, this tank is a Internet legend in the making…. Get her to partner up with the world’s shortest man , and I think my brain would explode trying to process the amazingness… Here is some Dirty Dancing Pussy 3 decades too late, because I watch Dirty Dancing weekly, shit is better than porn to me, even though I never quite got what Patrick Swayze saw in her, other than the fact that she was Jewish and everyone knows that thanks to Summer camp, Jewish girls give AMAZING head….and also quite good at wearing ill-fitting sweat pants….

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