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Jessica Simpson Still Fat of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson has a responsibility to the public. Not only does she need to be a good role model for girls…to teach them to live a healthy life without being fat, but also to the men who spent years jerking off to her. She doesn’t work, she has tons of money, she has all the time in the world to hire a fucking trainer, she is not pregnant, she hasn’t even had a kid yet, and really the whole thing is totally unacceptable. She is a public figure and going out there like Kirstie Alley or the bitch Carnie Wilson about how comfortable and proud she is cuz she can be herself and eat ribs 4 times a day and fit in a tarp of a dress and still lay there for guys to fuck her cuz she’s Jessica Simpson, is some lazy fucking excuse for a human being…. Seriously bitch, shape the fuck up, you sold your soul to the world, we tell you what you can and can’t do…and whether you are too fat or not…which I guess goes without saying….you waste of hot pussy. I remember your Dukes of Hazard car wash scene. Look at you now. You fucking pig.

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Miley Cyrus Skimpy Clothes for Attention of the Day

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I may find Miley Cyrus boring, ugly, retarded and inbred looking…I may not be as into her as the weird guy who messaged me on AIM today talking about how her jerks off to pictures of his wife and her sisters when they were 14 on vacation and in bikinis….something apparently A LOT of dudes are into, when really they should just go for 18 – 20 year olds who look like they are young to feed that fetish, cuz the girls who are 18 – 20 are less annoying, much hotter and more capable and secure in the bedroom….not to mention they don’t get your pervert ass arrested or shot by angry fathers who find out their daughters have been sending you dirty pictures…all because you have no self control and a fetish that is destined to ruin you…. Don’t get me wrong, I like young girls, but really anyone under 25 is pretty fucking young to me. If you saw my wife and her sloppy pig body, anything is firm…..So for you perverts, trust me it is just best to avoid all girls under 18 at all times even if girls are sluttier younger and younger…thanks to people like Miley Cyrus….you need to let them grow into legal sluts on their own…with kids their own age…it is just not worth the headache….Trust me, 14 was legal here for years, now it is 16 and I still avoid that shit like it is cancer…cuz it can be just as fucking bad….just less interesting…. I gotta say, I do like Miley’s ability to slut out to get more attention for herself than she already has. She’s at the top and knows how to stay there….All this to say, she is a good leader for the 18 year olds of tomorrow…..

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Heide Lindgren Nude for Playboy France of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is the new face for Guess. Her name is Heide Lindgren. That’s all I really know about her, other than that she got naked in Playboy France, which unlike Playboy in North America, is more of a fashion magazine, because the french have been getting naked in magazines for decades, and naked in public places for decades, that our low grade, softcore at best porn is considered mainstream there…which is really the way it should be…but the Christian fundamentalists won’t let that ever happen, so I remain a porn site in America and boring in Europe…..and here are the pics of her nice natural tits….

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Blake Lively on Set of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just decided that girl ass on handrails is my new porn…the girl doesn’t have to be hot, relevant or interesting, she just needs to be squeezed up against something many people run their hands all over everyday…it’s more exciting than when I had a toilet seat fetish a bunch of years ago…then there was the used cutlery in the food court fetish that was also a little disgusting in retrospect…but this one…this one won’t get me diseases…it’s just gonna take a lot of effort to scope it out…unless Blake Lively keeps bringing the goods…which she should…cuz now she’s got purpose….even though I’ve fallen into her shitty little trap thanks to nothing interesting going on in the industry, with no new blood and all the old blood is tainted with disease, forcing me to choose this…It’s a right place, right time situation… Now that that is out of my system….here are some other pictures of her…

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Heidi Montag Staged Bikini Pics So You Don’t Forget Her of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Montag does whatever it takes to stay in the media, I guess she figures she’s put all this work into committing to being a trashcan of a person, focusing on nothing more than getting people to notice her, all while sacrificing any self-respect she might have…. That is why she pretended to get divorced to someone I think she pretended to marry. That is why they are now reporting she has a sex tape with some other useless attention whore. That is why she had the plastic surgery. That is why she is pretending to get the plastic surgery reversed. That is why she uses twitter to talk about massaging her implants. That is why she is in these staged bikini pics… The real unfortunate thing in all this is that I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or even human, she is so low grade they wouldn’t feed her to orphans or homeless people if she was beef, but I guess pussy in a bikini is pussy in a bikini…even if it is the representation of all that is wrong in this world… I do know that she’s gone this far, so the sex tape is probably real, and when it drops, I’ll be sure to climb on that like it was my wife busting my balls to fuck her….very cautiously…. The real depressing thing in all this is that she’s in Costa Rica and not Mexico, where she could have been confused for a drug lord’s slut wife, or a drug mule, resulting in her death…..but I guess we’re stuck dealing with her stunts a little longer….. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Ashlee Simpson’s Legs in a See Through of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashlee Simpson is doing a hell of a lot better than her fat as fuck sister …I like to think this is a good old case of sabotage. You know after years of being on the back burner in the family, doing what Jessica wanted, spending birthdays and Christmas where Jessica happened to be performing, pretty much putting everyone’s life on hold for Jessica….only to decide to launch her own career, that was a fucking disaster, because no one told her that just cuz your sister is liked, wanted and famous, doesn’t mean you will be…pretty humiliating herself and making her resent and hate Jessica even more….You know, secretly happy when Jessica’s marriage failed, and when Jessica couldn’t land a man, or keep a man to have a family with…realizing how rewarding it was when Jessica finally got what she fucking deserved….and Ashlee came out as the fucking winner, with a happy marriage to a faggot, a baby, money and a good life….that Jessica just can’t get. Finally, something Ashlee is good at. Finally the prize in the family…. I can only assume that Ashlee is partially responsible for this, you know melting a stick of butter in Jessica’s protein shakes, or having eating competitions with her to get the ball rolling, only to puke secretly, leaving Jessica to blow the fuck up…It is the only explanation for Jessica Simpson’s new fat and horrible body …. Here are some pictures of her rocking out at the US Open Cuz It’s Good To Be Her Now That She’s the Prize of the Family Even Though She’s Retarded GO

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Charlize Theron Hard Nipple of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Although one would think my first love for South Africa is the high AIDS rate cuz shit just gets me all excited about the future of sex, not to mention gives me something to joke about when playing compare Paris Hilton’s Vagina to a Country games on long drives, the truth is my first love for South Africa is Charlize Theron….even though she escaped the shit and left her family behind after her mom shot her father to be all fancy and important in Hollywood…. She introduced me to the beautiful country when I was just an ignorant and uneducated 28 year old, and she was just a hot pussy in Playboy trying to make it in America, knowing like Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, and pretty much any relevant Hollywood actor with no family connections, that getting naked was the only way. I respect that hustle and I think she’s kinda hot…so seeing her 40 year old hard nipples doesn’t quite get me as excited as hard nipples did when I was 14 in Gym class, but it’s good enough to get a post on this low grade, no standard website. Yay.

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Rachel Weisz Shitty Topless in Some Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know Rachel Weisz is an actor, I am not really sure what she is. I can’t even tell if she’s really worth fucking, I mean for more reasons than just having a pussy. I just came across these shitty topless, bareback, but not the good kind of bareback pictures, and I figured why not post them for the three idiots who are wondering what ever happened to the prostitute in “Bent” (huh?), or Evy in “The Mummmy”, or Wanda from “Fred Claus”…..alright enough of her IMDB….here are the boring pictures from Vs. Magazine… I have no idea why I just posted this….isn’t Lindsay Lohan showing off her amazing tits somewhere? I should get on that…

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Anna de Rijk Topless for Intermission of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is some 22 year old Dutch model who won some modeling contest on a Dutch TV station and went onto sign with some major modeling agencies. She’s five foot nice and has done a bunch of work and all I really see is immigrant young girl tits being shown cuz she’s European and it isn’t a big deal to be topless, as it shouldn’t be a big deal to be topless here, but those fucking Christian fundamentalists always get in the fucking way of giving me daily jerk off material for just leaving my house…now I need to develop weirder fetishes, like girls riding bikes, girls selecting fruit at the market and women picking up dog shit in the park. It’s all your fault I’m weird…. As you know, I am a fan of skinny, young models, getting paid to get naked. They are my new strippers, cuz actual strippers irritate me. So here is Anna de Rijk tits for fashion, but more importantly, for me.

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Lea Michele Ugly of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have heard straight people say this bitch is hot. That confuses me. I don’t even know why they know who she is, because she’s the star of Glee, which may be the biggest show on TV, but is so fucking gay, just knowing the shit exists makes you want dick inside your man pussy. I get why gay people like her, you know cuz they are gay, and she looks like a tranny, not to mention she can sing show tunes and that’s just stereotypical homo shit that makes homos cum their women’s panties…. I think Glee is the fall of our society. It is teaching kids that being gay is okay, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a queer, I just like when people used defy all odds to get dick inside them, you know from risking getting beat up, to lowdown hook-up spots in public bathrooms, to AIDS, cuz when being gay was a challenge, I knew the gay dude was for real… But now teenagers are being taught it is cool and okay to fuck each other, making the awkward kid jump on cock for acceptance, instead of really wanting it and I just find something lame about that….it’s like nothing is sacred anymore, everything is just mass produced shit. Either way, here’s the girl on Glee scary as fuck for the closet cases, looking like a monster ready to eat our straight kids and spit them out dancing lightly on their feet and limp writsted….and it’s just too bad she’s not actually worth sticking it to, since that’s what I look for in vagina.

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