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Bo Don Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is, I just know she’s another aspiring model who is willing to get naked for money because getting a spread in a fashion magazine is better than working a normal job, but also not as sleazy as spreading her pussy on stage….even though it is essentially the same morals and values being disrespected and ignored, just one is packaged a little nicer and gets a little more money and respect…. Who really cares, she’s got tits, and she’s showing them….and that’s always worth exposing yourself on the bus for….

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Lily Allen Hasn’t Had an Abortion Yet of the Day

Remember last time Lily Allen got pregnant, and she had an abortion that she pretended was a miscarriage. That was a good time, lots of laughs, lots of memories, probably not for her but who really cares about her…. Here she is pregnant again. Not as arousing as the last time, since Abortions are like porn to me, but Lily Allen being the star of that show, kinda cancelled it out. I guess she felt so guilty that she couldn’t bring herself to pull out the vacuum again, but more importantly now that she’s pregnant she can eat whatever the fuck she wants and no one can make comments about it, not that she didn’t eat everything she wanted before, just now she doesn’t have to hide in her closet to do it, or cry after she’s done it. This bitch is a pig and I think it is appropriate that she’s posing with other barnyard animals…and I don’t really know what inspired me to post this…I don’t find her hot ever, but I like to think it all stems from hate.

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Katy Perry’s Tits Perform in Latex of the Day

Katy Perry has tits, in the event you were wondering how her shitty songs and shitty performances actually got her noticed. The good news is she likes to show them off like the typical little slut every white girl from an overly religious upbringing is…..There’s nothing really special about this….a chubby misshapen girl squeezed into latex is alright, I guess, but I was much more into the religious girl who shoves religious statues inside her during her private dances at the strop club…..or escorting…or whatever the oppressive childhood got them into.. Either way, here are her tits in motion….cuz this is all she’s good for…and even this is a stretch cuz the rest of her sucks so fucking much…

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Katy Perry’s Tits Perform in Latex of the Day

Heather Locklear’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

I am pretty sure most people over 30 have jerked off to Heather Locklear at least once. At one point, she was pretty prime Hollywood pussy, and it looks like she’s still good enough, which is surprising, because usually when women age, they look like melting pieces of shit on the hot pavement during a heatwave, but for some reason, Locklear, despite wearing her pajamas in public, has it together, and I guess that reason is plastic surgery….or the industrial, clinical grade make-up I’ve seen them use on burn victims so that they look normal again, either way, never judge a book by it’s cover, and her aging gracefully face and body, doesn’t prove her mom pussy is intact, but to celebrate the rare event I call “hot moms showing off hot tit enough for me to forget they are moms and just focus on thinking about cumming all over them” as well as to celebrate memories of getting down to Heather Locklear in the 90s, I figure these pictures are relevant enough to start the week officially, even though I posted all day yesterday like an idiot with nothing better to do, because I am an idiot with nothing better to do….

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Heather Locklear’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

Lohan’s Tit in Machete Shitty Quality Bootleg Styles of the Day

Some perverted friend of mine went to see Machete, and called me 4 times to tell me how you see Lohan’s amazing tit and some Alba strategic nudity, so I figured it was just a matter of time before some virgin loser with a lot of time on his hand and an iphone and a love for celebrity tit went to the movie a few times to capture the perfect split second you see nipple. I have looked at these pictures, and I am still not sure what is going on in them….but apparently you can see Lohan’s tit with nipple and sometimes that is good enough for me…even if this is some bootleg style piracy where a motherfucker on his iphone needed this as a souvenir of her comeback by bringing it home to jerk off to…because you can’t jerk off in the theater….it’s illegal….at least that’s what my friend learned when he was caught in the backrow at “Stick It” We all know Lohan has awesome tits, some of us know better than others. She is not afraid to hide the perfection and I’m not scared to look…unfortunately, this isn’t really good enough quality for me to be satisfied, I can’t jerk off to scrambled porn anymore and I’ll have to see the actual movie, which is buying into the bullshit I didn’t want to buy into, but tits, especially nice starlet tit, have that effect on me… Point of this post…the world needs better pirates.

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Sloppy Jersey Shore Trash Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

You may be one of the many idiots who buy into this Jersey Shore bullshit and neglect the fact that the girls you are watching are not only half retarded MTV pawns used to make the network money, they are not only cheesy mainstream looking and acting girls who irritate me when I happen to go to shitty bars people lke that dance on tables with their bottles of goose, but they are fucking ugly as hell. Seriously, fake tits can’t save this beast, she’s disgusting and if you think otherwise, you’re fucking disgusting to. Kill yourself. Ugly or not, Disgusting or not, Vile or not, I am posting this cuz I have no choice…any half famous bitch I see in a bikini ends up on this site….it’s what I do…Kill yourself…. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Taylor Momsen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

I recognize this weak chin, wonky face, stupid hair weirdness anywhere…It’s fucking Lady Gaga doing trying to sneak onto the set of Gossip Girl dressed as a teenage girl, a little slimmer and taller than usual, but just as fucking lame, obvious and boring….I’m onto her….infiltrating our lives on all fucking levels like the monster she fucking is….someone needs to shoot her.

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Jessica Alba Partial Nudity in The Killer Inside Me of the Day

Jessica Alba apparently got work in some movie no one heard of or saw, and she had a sex scene…. All I need in my life is a has-been mom sexing it up in the second movie role she’s had since she’s started up this whole bullshit family thing….because has been mom’s, despite the sloppy body turn me on when they give up their no-nudity clause, cuz they figure dignity and holding off doesn’t matter anymore, because people don’t actually want to see me naked, except for old times sake…. I get it, it is a recipe for success, kinda like the sex tape industry, where people, even if uninterested in the person, still want to see them get down, bringing back memories of back when they jerked off to their bikini pics daily, hoping it increases their stock and brings them back to that level of acceptance they once had…. Maybe the prude goes out the window when you’re straddled in a hospital room passing a baby through your cunt, or maybe that happens when you realize no one gives a fuck about you, but either way, I’m glad it happens….because shit like this keeps me going…even if it is a body double…which it doesn’t really look like it is…. Desperation is amazing….Naked for money always looks good to me…. Here is Some Other Pussy in the movie Named Caitlin Turner, I’ve never heard of her, but now I know what her beat up ass looks like… To Download the Clips -Cuz I Didn’t Post the Clips – Follow These Links – Password : DaS MEGAUPLOAD HOTFILE

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Olivia Munn GQ Magazine Pictures

Saddle up nerds because I’ve got pictures of your nerd princess Olivia Munn posing in her underwear for GQ magazine. Is everyone alright? I hope your mom didn’t catch you. Moving on, she actually looks pretty damn hot, I keep forgetting she’s got a pretty tight little body under there. I’m impressed. I wonder if she can help me set up my surround sound?

Jessica Alba Needs to Go Back to Pregnancy of the Day

Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done. Irrelevant and hated by all men for ruining herself with that whole hole in condom trick that brought her a kid that will never let her man Cash Warren leave her…. Remember, with irrelevance comes sex tapes….not that you want to see the mangled mom pussy, but I know I do….for reasons deeper than seeing a mangled mom pussy….and those reasons are that she had a no-nudity clause and I need to be reminded that when push comes to shove, all women are whores….even mothers trying to get noticed again….

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